Alright, so imma chuck all the dares I've been recently sent and haven't done yet (I'm so lazy) into this chapter.
My thanks to the Submitters :) BelieverChick1Agrest, JosTastic550

I know this is long overdue but...I forgot my library card? Okay, terrible excuse. Just read.
By the way: watch the video!!!!!! It's not mine obviously I'm not that talented, but is seriously very good!
*pic mine*

My POV:

Because I'm a lazy person, I just teleport myself to the edge as soon as I see the dares, not bothering with an introduction. I walk into the clubhouse, thankfully everyone is there so I'll only have to say this once. I just look at them all and give a short wave.

"Hey everyone. I have a bunch of dares, but we'll start with JosTastic550 's friend, Emma." everyone nods in understanding.

"And it's for Astrid to pierce Ruffnut's ears with a hot needle."
"Cool! Pain! And I've been looking for an excuse to hang some tiny spears from my ears!" Ruffnut cheers while Astrid raises an eyebrow.
"Eh...sure? I think I've got something that will work." And she runs out of the room with Stormfly in tow.
"I don't think I wanna know what she keeps in that heavily armed bedroom of hers," Fishlegs mutters.
"Can I just say that this whole idea seems very dangerous!" Hiccup comments. I smile, lifting up a first aid kit.

"I have the necessary precautions...although I have no idea how to use any of it..so...Youtube it is!" I exclaim, chuckling sheepishly because I haven't been bothered to take any first aid courses. Hiccup gives me a nervous look.
"Don't worry, nothing will go wrong!" I tell him unconfidently, just as Astrid walks into the room.

"I suggest you take a seat, Ruffnut. Because this will hurt." She tells Ruff as she sticks a needle into the fire pit, gesturing for Stormfly to give it a little boost. Ruffnut takes a set.

"Once you're done with her, do you think you can do mine? I wanna hang tiny maces, or maybe even tiny chickens. Maybe one each ear. Do you think you could make them Hiccup? It's so in fashion!" Tuffnut comments, walking up. Everyone crowds around Ruff and Astrid as the needle heats up. I gesture for Fishlegs to come to the corner.

"There's a dare for you!" I tell him with a smirk and he whimpers.
"Don't worry, it's a good dare, one you'll like!" I exclaim and he pauses, listening.

"It's by JosTastic550 and it's for you to Loki the twins for revenge. Anything you like! They just can't know it's you." I tell him quietly, and he looks at me with a serious look..before grinning widely.
"I-I have so many ideas!" He gushes excitedly. "I better go, but if something goes wrong with Ruffnut—" there's a pause where she can be heard yelling in pain in the background—"I'll be in my hut... or the twins." I nod in understanding, and he discreetly slips out of the room with an uncharacteristic smirk while I go back to the group.

"Owww, oh this is gonna be so cool! OW! Wow Astrid, a little rough!" Ruffnut cries out as Astrid stabs her ear with the red hot pin.
"Haha.. unintended!" Tuffnut cheers then proceeds to explain the pun to the less intelligent of us.

"Hey, Snothat!" I shout, and he looks at me, irritated by the name as I smirk. "Get your obnoxious ass over here!" I continue, and he stomps over.
"What?!" He asks me.
"You've also been dared by Emma to flirt with a Ruffnut for the whole day, but Tuff can't stop you. I'll tell him too!" I exclaim.
"Well, I am one with the ladies. She'll not be able to resist me. I mean, Astrid basically leaps on me!" Snotlout brags and I roll my eyes.
"Wanna say that to Hiccup," I ask him, and Snotlout grumbles something under his breath.
"Alright, the dare starts...now!" I tell him. He rolls his eyes before nodding and walking back to Ruffnut, where she's having her ears wrapped up in some bandages.

"Hey, Ruffnut! Is your left eye okay? cause you've been looking right all day!" Snotlout flirts.
"Yes, it's fine. But my ear hurts because ASTRID STABBED IT TWICE!" Ruffnut replies, shouting at the end, completely missing the pickup line.
"Want me to kiss it better?" Snotlout continues, and only now do I realise that I forgot to tell Tuffnut. I press a button on the remote because it's too suspicious to get him away from the group, and now he knows! He nods in understanding at me but doesn't look too happy about it.

"Uh, how would you do that? It's wrapped up in bandages!" Ruffnut responds, and Hiccup and Astrid suppress laughter at her obliviousness.

"Well, I'd gladly unwrap them...along with a few other clothing materials." Snotlout flirts and I gag.

"Uh...? Are you feeling okay? You never offer to help ANYONE!" Ruffnut exclaims, getting up from her seat and raising an eyebrow.

"Oh, I'll be much better with you close." Snotlout replies, suggestively raising his eyebrows. By now Tuffnut is silently seething, but trying to conceal it
"I'm gonna...go wash Barf and belch." Ruffnut makes an excuse, heading for the area with the most confused look ever.
"I'll help!" Snotlout says, following after her, but Tuffnut stands up quickly.

"Uh, actually... I have to be there...it's a...uh, it's a twin thing." Tuffnut exclaims, quickly following after them. Astrid, Hiccup and I watch them leave, slightly confused, amused, or disgusted.

"Well...gonna tell us what that was about?" Astrid asks, crossing her arms. I shrug, crossing my arms.
"No idea what you're implying, Astrid," I respond, trying to keep it together.
"Right." Hiccup sarcastically murmurs. I send him a sassy smile, before pulling out my scroll to check the list of dares. I skim them, before humming.

"Where's Fishlegs? He would be done by now." I mutter. Surely he's not THAT excited for revenge.
"Done with what?" Astrid asks.
"...oh, just getting a...book from his hut." I lie.

After about five minutes of hanging in the clubhouse, Fishlegs returns, looking oddly satisfied. "Alright. Not long now!" He tells me, and I wink at him.
As if on cue, a scream can be heard coming from the twins' hut. We all immediately run towards it, just to discover that the twins are standing there stiffly at the doorway while Snotlout watches on. The twins are covered, head to toe, by fish heads and an odd pink substance I can't put my finger on.

"Whoa. Loki'd. Who did this?" Tuffnut mutters, looking up.
"No one? Yeah, we've all been in the clubhouse." I reply, crossing my arms and easing an eyebrow.
"Did you guys Loki yourselves again?" Astrid adds, sending a split second smirk. I think she's caught on.
"Uh, no. We only Loki each other, or you guys." Tuffnut responds.
"Not ourselves. I'm pretty sure we'd remember something like that." Ruffnut exclaims, tapping her helmet.
"Sure, whatever you say," I mutter. The twins turn to go further into their hut, with Tuffnut muttering about the system being corrupt, just to set off another tripwire. This one releases a creepy doll that falls in front of their faces. They scream, before recovering. Tuffnut inspects this doll.
"Wow. Nice handwork. I might keep this for the next time we want to sell all of our stuff. I'm sure Sven will buy it." He comments, admiring the stitching.
"How many runes? 6?" Ruffnut asks curiously.
"Nah, we could pull off fourteen. We just have to tell him it's sacred." Tuffnut smirks.
I look at fishlegs, and mouth "Have you been planning this for a while?"
He shrugs with a subtle smirk, before innocently looking away when Hiccup turns to look at him.
"Did you do this Snotlout? I know you're good at stitching." Hiccup asks.
"Yeah, the lock stitch was even used this time!" Tuffnut examines. Snotlout facepalms.
"You don't use a lock switch for a doll. Everybody knows you use cross stitching because the pieces are all over the place!" Snotlout exclaims.
"Hey. Uh...anyone seen Chicken?" Tuffnut asks after using the doll to wipe himself free of the mud and pink stuff...

And that's how we found ourselves steering the base for a chicken. Not like I had anything better to do with my day.

"WHO KEEPS LOKI-ING US?!" Ruffnut can be heard yelling, and we all track her down...just to witness her tied upside down to a tree, her face slowly going red from the blood. Tuffnut appears too, carrying something...glowing?

"I found chicken!" He cheers, holding the object up, and that's when I realise it's actually Chicken, but she's glowing a radioactive green. "But she might have eaten something weird in the forest?" He adds, examining his pet from all angles, who squawks. I move a step away, hoping I won't get effected by the radiation.

"Oh, that's nice, you found your glowing pet. Can someone get me down from here BEFORE MY HEAD EXPLODES?!" Ruffnut chimes in. Astrid looks to Stormfly, who roars and flings a few spikes at Ruffnut, slicing down the rope. Snotlout rushes to catch Ruff before she can hit the ground.
"I got you." He attempts to look seductive, but Tuffnut steps on his shoe 'accidentally ' and Snotlout ends up screaming and dropping Ruffnut.

"Ow." She mutters from the ground. I give Tuff a warming glare, but he ignores it, too busy looking around.
"I know what it is, sis..." He whispers in a creepy voice. She looks up at him.
"What?"
"Yakdragons. I keep telling you they were coming for me!" Tuffnut exclaims in a paranoid tone. He quickly looks around but screams when he looks past my shoulder.
"THEY'RE HERE! THOR THEY'RE HERE! SACE YOURSELVES! RUN!" He yells, Ruffnut noticing too, and they run off rambling about underground bunkers.

I turn around and raise an eyebrow. A rather confused looking Yak has three Terrible Terrors strapped to it's back, and a homemade mask on.

"Too far?" Fishlegs asks. Hiccup, Snotlout, and Astrid turn to look at him.
"Er...just a bit." Hiccup mutters sarcastically.
Astrid crosses her arms. "Why? I know they're annoying, but you're not usually into this..." She gestures to the 'Yakdragon', which Toothless is playfully chasing.
"It was a dare," Fishlegs explains. "But I'll be lying if I say I didn't enjoy it."
"A dare?!" Snotlout questions.
"Yep. The twins can't know." I point to them running towards the stables, probably to fly away on Barf and Belch.

"So. Is that it?" I ask Fishlegs, but he shakes his head no.

"Tell the twins lunch is ready when you find them. Tip: look up." Is all Fishlegs says...before getting on Meatlug, grabbing the poor Yak, and buzzing away.

We look at each other slowly...then a bang can be heard in the background.

Ten minutes later we walk into the clubhouse, the twins in tow. They're completely exhausted and practically fall on the Crab cakes Fishlegs hands them.

They hungrily take their bites, just to wince, eyes wide.
"I think that there might be something wrong with the crab..." Ruffnut mutters through her full mouth. A hand second later, they both open their mouths and spit out the food.
"Mud?!" Tuffnut questions, holding it up.
"Why?!" Ruffnut but adds.
"It's okay babe, I can clean you—"
"Shut up, Snotlout." Ruffnut cuts him off.
"Yeah, I wanna see what Fishy has to say!" Tuffnut continues.

"Uh...Loki'd?" Fishlegs hesitates. "It was a dare!" he adds quickly.
"Wait, all of it? The hut. The tree. The Yakdragon?!" Ruffnut asks.
"The Chicken?!" Tuffnut holds up Chicken, who squawks.
"Yep! Even the stables!" Fishlegs grins, folding his arms smugly.
"Why??!! Why do this to our poor, vulnerable souls?!" Tuffnut cries dramatically.
"Do you need a shoulder to cry on, Ruffnut?" Snotlout asks but is promptly ignored.

"Is Snotlout in on it too? Is that why he keeps following us around and saying random stuff?!" Ruffnut asks.
"No!" Snotlout objects. I send him a look. "I...uh...I just...I'm Snotlout...Yeah! Snotlout, Snotlout, Oi Oi Oi!" he struggles to come up with a reply, before bashing his head deliberately on the table...before standing up and running off with Hookfang.

"That was...uh..." Hiccup struggles to come up with a word.
"Eventful?" I offer. He shrugs.

"Please tell me that this is all!" Tuffnut begs Fishlegs.
"Yeah, " he nods, "but make sure you remove the bugs from your spare boots."

+++ An hour later +++
After eating some actual food (I spawned myself some KFC cause I'm unhealthy like that....I Don't Care, I Love It! *mentally sings ad* ) we're just chilling in the clubhouse. I've also just spawned myself a half dozen printed copies of a few stories the gang are about to read, translated into Runes because that's logic.
"Alright, so, what you're about to do, is read two stories from BelieverChick1Agrest because she asked me to do it as a dare, so don't get any ideas that I'm ripping someone off!" I announce, handing them copies.

"First we'll read some of Hiccup's Daughter Riders of Berk. So this story is about you Hiccup, back in Riders of Berk, so when you was around 15 or sixteen. Basically, you and Astrid are married because you were betrothed when you were fourteen, and got married at fifteen. One day you're in the academy when you see half the village moving so you go out to investigate." I explain. "Now I'll skim over some parts, but explain it. So open up to the first page, and I'll read my own copy of it aloud in cause it didn't translate properly or for those who can't read." I glance at Snotlout and the twins as I speak, turning on my phone and opening Wattpad, selecting the story I go to chapter 1. I take a breath, about to read it and note how I feel like a kindergarten teacher reading at storytime.

"Hiccup and the gang were at the academy doing the usual. They were talking about dragons and stuff.
Hiccup asks Team Snotlout, which was said Viking and the twins, how many shots a Gronkle can do before it runs out—"

"Six! It's six!" Fishlegs chimes in. I roll my eyes. (If you haven't caught on already, italics are direct quotes while the rest is me summarising cause I is lazy😂.)

"Yes. You're the Gronkle expert, we know. Anyway, the twins were thinking, but said five. Astrid called them muttonheads, and Hiccup explained the true answer. Hiccup takes pity and gives them five points. Then suddenly they saw half the village heading towards the beach... 'What in the name of Thor?' Hiccup said then they all got on their dragons and headed the beach and what they saw shocked them, it was a little girl! She was crying and begging not to be hurt, which broke Hiccup's heart. Her clothes were tattered, and she had cuts, blood, and scrapes all over her. Both Hiccup and Astrid got down from their dragons and walked closer to her. Hiccup assured her he wouldn't hurt her, and when she realised this was true she limped over to him, and almost fell but he caught her and picked her up, and she cried into him, she was so small, and he rocked her and rubbed her back."

"Wow. Hiccup. Didn't know you were good with kids!" Fishlegs exclaims.
"Yeah since when are you so good with them?" Snotlout adds.
"You guys do know this is a FANFICTION right?" I ask them. They shrug. They probably don't even know what one is. What am I saying of course they wouldn't.

"Hiccup continued to soothe her, and the village was as shocked as you just were. Stoick showed up and asks who this is, his stoic heart breaking at the sight of the poor child. Hiccup responds with 'She is a child dad,—"
"Duh!" Snotlout laughs. I continue.
"She's covered in scars and bruises and blood,' Hiccup said. Stoick said they need to get the kid to Gothi, so she could be helped. Astrid and Hiccup both held her hands because she was scared, while Gothi fixed her. After she was bandaged up they brought her back outside. 'What's your name sweetheart?' Astrid asks gently. WOW! that definitely surprised everyone."

"Astrid? Kind? What is this world coming to?" Snotlout shouts.
"Yeah, who knew she'd be good with children as well!" Ruffnut adds. Astrid crosses her arms.
"I'm right here, you know." Astrid scoffs. "And I'm not gonna be cruel to kids. Idiots."
"You were cruel to Hi—OW"!"
"Low blow." I hiss, removing my foot from Snotlout's foot.

"Anyway, 'H-H-Hicca, Because I w-w-was the smallest,' Hicca said.
'Well, Nice to meet you Hicca, my name is Hiccup, and I was also the smallest.' Hiccup told her. Hicca was surprised that he was someone like her. Hiccup asked her for her age, to which she said three.

"'Three?' Hiccup asks. She's really small for her age, even smaller than I was at that age! Hiccup thought. 'Wow, you're getting so BIG! That's a BIG age! When's your birthday?" Hiccup cooed to–"
"When you lie to a child!" Snotlout laughs, interrupting me. The Twins laugh along with him.

"She's three, you can't tell her she's tiny when she's already hurt enough!" Fishlegs scoffs at their idiocy.
"Do you think Hiccup liked being called small?" Astrid adds, knowing the answer.
"Uh, probably!" Snotlout obnoxiously exclaims.
"Did you?" Tuffnut asks.
"No Tuffnut! Of course I didn't!" Hiccup nearly yells, frustrated. Sometimes he wonders why they're still friends.

"Anyway," I shoot a warning look at Snotlout. "Hiccup cooed to Hicca. March 22nd, Hicca stuttered out.

"'Where did you come from?' Stoick asks, and she frowned and her eyes filled with tears again. (Forgive me Sam but I'm too lazy to copy out the back story and poor Hicca's stutters, so I'll summarise) Hicca was the heir to her island, until people came to the village. Hicca's family for some reason give her to them, probably so they wouldn't die. She was disowned and banished, and when the bad people got sick of her they dumped her in the ocean. A dragon saved her, and cared for her on a secret island...well, until the poor thing was killed. Hicca, being an incredibly smart three year old, built a small boat, and ended up at Berk! 'I didn't mean to! I just wanted to get away! I'm so sorry!' Hicca stuttered out. She cried and that broke MANY of the viking's hearts, except for Mildew but nobody cares about him."

"Ugh. Mildew. Why did we ever dig him out after the blizzard of Olaf all them years ago?" Tuffnut asks.
"Yeah, that's what everyone wonders." Hiccup adds.

"He's such an annoying old man!" Snotlout scoffs.
"Ha. Boomers, am I right?" I joke, but they just nod in confusion, not understanding. I clear my throat and continue.

"'I-I could be your d-dad?' Hiccup says shocking EVERYONE, then Hicca looked up at him eyes full of Hope."
"Hiccup a father?!" Snotlout yells. Hiccup winces.
"I don't think I'd be a good father."
"Ha. You didn't seem too engaged with your kids at homecoming." I mutter, but they don't hear me. I continue.

"'R-r-really?' Hicca asked.
'Yes, but I need to know your full name sweetie,' Hiccup said. Hicca explains that she doesn't remember her full name, only Hicca Bella Rose.
'That's okay, you'll have my last name after I adopt you anyway...Hmm..how about Hicca Bella Rose Haddock? How does that sound?' Hiccup asked and she smiled.
'I-I LOVE IT!' she said hugging Hiccup tighter.
'Hiccup, are you sure? You're only 15 and being a parent is a big responsibility,' Stoick said.
'I'm sure dad, well that is if Astrid is ready to be a mom,'  Hiccup said looking at his wife eyes full of hope and worry and she smiled and nodded in approval.
'Of course I am!' Astrid said."

"Astrid? A mum? HA! she'd probably serve her kids food on axe blades!" Snotlout laughs.
"At least I'd give them food, unlike you who would hog it to yourself," Astrid responds.
"I think Astrid would be a good Mum!" Fishlegs kindly says.
"Yeah, probably a better parent than Hiccup," I add cheekily and Hiccup jokingly acts offended. I laugh before continuing.

"Stoick said they should get the papers signed at the Great Hall, and then he said... 'Oh! I'm a grandfather!' Then they went to the greet hall ignoring Mildew's protests."
"Sounds like my dad!" Hiccup laughs.

"In the great hall, Hiccup and Astrid just signed the papers with Hicca agreeing to the adoption. Then the three hug followed by Sroick giving a bear hug then he put them down and Hiccup picked up Hicca and kissed her forehead in a fatherly way. 'Yay! I h-have a mummy and daddy!" Hicca said making them all awww. All except 1 person."
"Oh, great. Who is it now?!" Astrid asks.
"'HOLD ON A MINUTE!' Mildew's voice rann out then he stomped over to the couple and child and he pointed accusingly at the child causing Hiccup to glare at him. 'How do we know this isn't some TRICK?' Can this child be trusted? !What if she's under cover?! Or a TRAITOR(Johann)!!! THIS GIRL JUST SUDDENLY WASHES UP ON THE BEACH AND YOU JUST MAKE HER PART OF YOUR FAMILY?! PLUS WHAT USE IS SHE? SHE COULD BE USELESS!!!'  Mildew yelled the. Everyone gasped, THAT was uncalled for! And Stoick, Hiccup, Astrid and the rest of the gang glared glared at him, But Hiccup's was more fierce then he handed Hicca to Astrid surprising her for a minute."

"What's he gonna do? Run away?!" Snotlout laughs, promptly getting elbowed.
"Ooh, this shall be good! Maybe...could there be..." Tuffnut tails off, looking at Ruff.
"Thor's mighty hammer?" They both add hopefully.
"I will neither deny or confirm that!" I tell them.

"'Hicca, close your eyes, Astrid, cover Hicca's ears, other parents, I suggest you do the same with your children, and other children I suggest you all close your eyes,' Hiccup said, everyone was confused...what could Hiccup possibly do? Hiccup glared at Mildew and stomped over to him and stood as tall as he could so he could be taller than the disgusting old man.  ..it was amazing just HOW tall Hiccup had gotten, he was the same height as Mildew!! HOW had NOBODY noticed his height changes?
'YOU LISTEN HERE YOU SON OF A HALF TROLL!" (Astrid: "hey, you stole my catch fraise! Sorry, keep reading!" he yelled causing all the adults and teens to gasp. No one has EVER heard Hiccup swear before!!!! NEVER!!!! Astrid, yes, but HICCUP?!?! 'I COULDN'T CARE LESS WHAT YOU DO OR SAY ABOUT ME!! BUT YOU LEAVE MY FAMILY OUT OF IT! WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT THAT IS MY DAUGHTER NOW! A HADDOCK! AND SHE WILL BECOME CHIEF ONE DAY SHE WILL BE THE FUTURE HEIR OF BERK! AND YOU DON'T MESS WITH HER!! YOU CAN CALL ME NAMES ALL YOU FLIPPING WANT! CALL ME USELESS! CALL ME RUNT! CALL ME HELPLESS! CALL ME WEAK! CALL ME A MISTAKE! ALL THOSE NAMES I'VE BEEN CALLED MOST OF MY LIFE FOR 14 YEARS!' Hiccup yelled making people flinch a little, they've forgotten about how bad they treated their her before the red death,"

"Oh, Hiccup." Astrid interrupts, frowning. "I—"
"Astrid you don't have to be—" Hiccup interrupts, just to get cut off.
"No. I should be. We should be. Because we treated you like dirt under our boots for years. That's not okay. That is never okay. Why-why do you even talk to us?" Astrid asks.
"Astrid, I forgave you guys a long time ago."

"But WHY?!" Fishlegs asks.
"Yeah. We're muttonheads. Why forgive us?" Tuffnut adds.
"Because you're muttonheads!" Hiccup responds. "I'm not like other people. I wasn't going to hold onto hate or rage. You guys were just doing what you were taught to do. Besides, you all helped Toothless and I with the queen. You volunteered to fly hundreds of miles on a fire breathing lizard, just for mine. I think that in itself is enough for forgiveness." Hiccup adds.

"Aww. Why do you have to be so forgiving?" Ruffnut asks, and they engulf him in a group hug.
"Guys, let's just move on. You know I forgive you." Hiccup pleads from the middle.
"As long as you know how sorry we are," Astrid begs as they all pull away. Hiccup takes her hand.
"I could never stay mad at you." Hiccup admits, and she shyly hugs him, whispering a quiet apology. I smile before continuing.

"'I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ME!!! BUT  YOU DO NOT CALL MY DAUGHTER THAT!!! SHE IS MY DAUGHTER NOW WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! AND I WILL DEFEND HER!!! I MAY NOT LOOK LIKE MUCH BUT I'M NOT WEAK EITHER! YOU HURT MY DAUGHTER WHETHER IT'S PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY, OR EMOTIONALLY, I WILL FIND YOU!!  MY DAUGHTER IS NOT USELESS!!! SO GET SOMETHING THROUGH YOUR THICK! EVIL! TWISTED!!! MUNGE BUCKET SKULL! IF YOU EVER! AND I MEAN EVER! TALK BAD ABOUT MY DAUGHTER AGAIN OR EVER HURT HER!! I WILL FIND YOU!! AND I WILL KILL YOU! NO, I WILL END YOU!!! ALL I NEED IS MY DAGGER!!! MY DRAGON!!! MY SHIELD!!! AND MY FISTS!' Hiccup said grabbing Mildew by the collar.

"NOW!!! STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!!!' Hiccup yelled pulling back his left fist, the one he's strongest with, and he PUNCHED mildew right in the jaw!! Yes, you heard right HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK THE THIRD PUNCHED MILDEW! Mildew tumbled back holding his jaw that looked like it was broken and when he was on the ground Hiccup walked over to him.

'THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING!" Hiccup yelled then kicked Mildew's shin and he landed on the ground holding his shin, whining. Then hiccup breathed in and out about 3 times, then he out a smile on his face and walked back over to Astrid and Hicca. Everyone was completely shocked at what happened, and was happy Hiccup could defend his family."

"Whoa. Who knew he has THAT in him?" Tuffnut mutters.
"Yeah, Thor's mighty hammer, I could see, but Thor's mighty temper? Not so much!" Fishlegs adds.

"I...am sorry I ever got on your side...even though you still ARE my nemesis." Snotlout admits, albeit sternly on the second sentence. Hiccup rolls his eyes.
"You're very courageous, standing up for your family." Astrid smiles at him, and he smiles back, squeezing her hand.
"Thank you, Astrid. I'd do anything for those I care about."

I silently aww at them before continuing. "'The children are free to look now,' Hiccup said then they uncovered the childrens' ears and the kids open their eyes, Including Hicca,then when Hiccup walked over to Astrid she handed him Hicca again and he held her close and out her on his very skinny hip, then they all went back to what they were doing and everyone back to the academy, only THIS time Hicca joined in."

"Ha! Skinny hip!" Snotlout laughs.
"Out of everything you could of said, you said that?" Astrid questions, shooting Snotlout an exasperated look.
"So what happens next?" Hiccup asks eagerly. I smirk.
"Well, that's only chapter one, and I'm not gonna read any more of it to you, because that would be giving away the entire thing." I answer. They all complain.
"So, what did you think of the story? I know I didn't duplicate it all, but I'm too lazy to quote word for word." (A/N: remember the stuff in "italics" was exact quotes, while stuff in "normal" wasn't.)

"It was really cool!" Astrid admits.
"Crazy, though, me, a father? That'll never happen." Hiccup laughs.
"Haha! I know right!" Snotlout cruelly adds.
"Oh, you never know!" I tell Hiccup with a smirk. He rolls his eyes.
"There wasn't enough explosions." Tuffnut complains.
"Yeah, or burns!" Ruffnut adds.

"Not everything is about destruction, guys. I think it was sweet!" Fishlegs replies.
"Yeah, but I feel a little bad for poor Hicca—going through that as a kid must be hard," Astrid admits.
"And she lost her dragon. I couldn't imagine that!" Hiccup adds sadly, scratching Toothless' chin, who purrs like the big kitty he is.
"Aww, must you make EVERYTHING sad?!" I complain...

"Anyways, I'm glad you liked it, because now we'll be reading some of chapter one of RTTE Brothers (And Sister) by BelieverChick1Agrest once again. Since it is a bit longer, I can't include everything, sorry, but I'll include the main stuff." I explain, handing out a new copy while I get one myself.

While I remember, I quickly zap Heather and Dagur into the clubhouse, handing them copies of the book.
"Hey. You're here for a dare. So you're basically gonna read/ hear about an alternate reality where...we'll, you'll catch on." I explain, and although confused, they nod.

(I think Dagur knows I exist? Maybe not? Eh.)

"Now, just for a bit of background, this one is about Hiccup. You are a brother to—"
"Brother?!" Hiccup questions. I nod.
"Yes. You're the younger brother to Heather and Dagur. Well, not by blood, but close enough. Heather and Dagur know they're related, and Dagur has already joined the riders. This begins on the first bit of Race To The Edge, which is around the time you guys first leave the archipelago, and it is written in episode format."
"Brother!" Dagur cheers. Hiccup rolls his eyes.

"Episode?"
"You'll see." I answer Snotlout's question.
"Alright. Here's how it begins..."

"Episode begins on Outcast Island, 3 years after Savage's defeat.
Outcast: mealtime, maggots!
Prisoner: but that's not bread! Why does he always get special treatment? Oh, mr big-shot. Mr Beserker Chief's former man."
"Savage?" Astrid questions. I nod.
"In this version it's Savage that's in prison. Not Dagur." I reply.
"Always new he'd betray me." Dagur grumbles, sitting back and crossing his arms in anger.

"Savage: oh hey you want some? Come here, I'll give you some. [grabs Outcast prisoner's arm through the bars] I've been me sing to tell you something for the last three years; your. Voice. Is. Really. Annoying! [Savage twists the prisoner's arm and opens the napkin he's been given which is hiding the key to his cell] Gosh that feels good. [Savage then starts attacking the men—as they start to sound the alarm. As more outcasts show up he fights them all until he gets to the exit, where one of the guards pleads for mercy because he gave him the key, but savage says it's nothing personal and knocks him out).
Savage: I just can't take any chances. (Opens door) it's a new day, Hiccup and Dagur, hope you're well rested!"

"So, Savage caused the war." Dagur checks. I nod.
"Yes. In this version."
"Ha! I'm free of the guilt!" Dagur cheers, jumping up and throwing his arms up in the air in excitement. He slowly sits back down when we all stare at him.

"Wait so does that mean he's escaped?" Tuffnut asks.
"Yes." I reply.
"And he's after Dagur and Hiccup." Snotlout finishes.
"Huh, spot on for once!" I remark.

Snotlout ignores me and laughs, pointing at Hiccup and Dagur. "You guys are doomed!"
"I believe the correct work is 'fucked' ." Ruffnut corrects him. We all look at her.
"What? She swears a lot, you don't think I'd pick up on the words?" Ruffnut points to me and I laugh sheepishly.
"Suppose I should tone it down a notch." I admit.

"Anyway, I was gonna say do you really expect Savage to be able to take me down? I mean, look at me!" Dagur responds.
"I don't know, brains have bet brawn before!" Ruffnut replies.
"Yeah, just look at Hiccup and Snotlout's paper jaw." Tuffnut laughs. Snotlout grumbles.
"Though we all know Hiccup is secretly stronger." Ruffnut whispers. I nod in agreement.

"Shall we continue?" I ask. Everyone nods eagerly.

"Scene cuts to Hiccup and Toothless flying through the air.
Hiccup: okay, bud. Let's try the new move. (Toothless dives down and shoots upward) Woohoo! Yeah, baby! That's it, Toothless. Push it, you got it! Climb higher! (Laughs) (unhooks from the saddle and falls off) what the... Oh no, not again! Uh, hey, Toothless! (Toothless dives down, parallel to Hiccup.) Hey.

"Toothless in Dragon says 'hey'.
Hiccup: so, just plummet, or, uh any ideas? (Flies body and lands in Toothless.) I seriously have to get my own laid of wings.
Toothless: *grumbles*
Hiccup: oh, quiet, you. Don't even start! "

"So this is what you get up to when it's just you two." Dagur observes.
"You're crazy! Seriously, Hiccup." Astrid complains. Hiccup laughs.

"Just then Dagur and Heather come closer to Hiccup flying on Windshear and Shattermaster.
Hiccup: on you finally caught up with me siblings? *laughs nervously *
They glare at him and Dagur pulls his ewe so he can be closer and Heather is on the other side of Hiccup with her arms crossed as they paused in the air.
Hiccup: Ow,ow, ow, ow! DAGUR!!! BROTHER!!!"

"HA! YOU CALLED ME BROTHER!" Dagur yells at Hiccup gleefully. Heather laughs.
"Whatever, this is an alternate reality." Hiccup shoots back, rolling his eyes. Dagur smirks.
"But it's still reality." He responds, confusing most of us.

"Right, uh, back to it..." I mumble.
"Dagur: WHAT were you THINKING?! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED YOURSELF!!! (He swats the back of Hiccup's head and Heather does the same from the other side)."
"Harsh much." Hiccup mutters.
"They're just being protective of you," Astrid responds with a little smirk. "Think of all the time I've wanted to scold you for doing stuff like that."
Hiccup laughs sheepishly. "You threatened to lock me up once."

"After some more scolding directed at Hiccup they fly off to Berk. Hiccup: This is Berk. (Toothless scorers over the village as the villagers wave) this is Berk, too. (Toothless flies over the hanger under construction.) and so is this! (Toothless flies over the dragon feeder.] and this also. (Toothless glides over windmills)yeah, it's gene three whole years since the war with the Beserkers, since Dagur changed, since we found out Heather was our sister, Since Savage's deer's, since Berk became allies with the Beserkers. And Berk has changed a lot. Hiccup introduces us to most of the gang except for Astrid, and their new jobs. Well, if worshipping Loki counts as a profession."

"And then there's my siblings. My older brother Dagur, and my older sister Heather. They're not blood but they're still my siblings by friendship and love...I love being their little brother though I don't always appreciate being referred to as 'Little Boy' or 'Little Bro' or 'Little One' or 'Baby Brother' by them ALL the time...they can be VERY protective of me. Anyway Berk has become their home, but my big brother Dagur still visits Beserker island sometimes,because he's their chief...we're ALWAYS there for each other and ALWAYS will be, Forever and Always."

"What did you do, get married?!" Snotlout asks sarcastically.
"That would be a three-way marriage, I'm pretty sure they don't exist." Fishlegs explains. I roll my eyes and continue.

"They all fly over the sea, when suddenly Astrid catches up on Stormfly.
Hiccup: hey, there you are!
Heather: where WERE you girl?!
Astrid: guys, I've been chasing you since the armoury.
Hiccup: well, I thought we'd try out the far North today.
Astrid: uh, can we talk about something first?
Hiccup: sure, if you can catch me!
Well, we all know what happens next. But also Dagur and Heather protest a little cause they don't want him to go far and get hurt.
Hiccup:...if anyone even TRIED to hurt me, I know my siblings would be mad...

"Do you mind if I stop here cause I'm losing my voice?" I finish suddenly. "Abrupt I know, but next time I visit you'll see more. I mean, we know how the rest plays out. Twins trick then, Astrid says she's joining the Berk guard, hiccup sulks, he'll get comforted by his siblings in an adorable way... we'll get to it next visit. Whenever that will be."

(I just wanna get this chapter out. Also I had a technically difficulty which didn't allow me to continue. I blame the offline reading mode. And writers block.)

They shrug.
"I kinda wanna know how it turned out!" Snotlout whines.
"Well just check out Sam's profile! you know, this is her story. I'm sure she'd much rather appreciate reads on her book," I reply cheekily..

"You know we can't!" Fishlegs complains, "we don't have the technology!"
"Then you'll just have to wait." I exclaim, hiding a laugh, and glance outside to see it's now becoming night. "I also have one last dare from Sam, BelieverChick1Agrest , and it's for Snotlout to kiss Hookfang while wearing a dress."
"...WHAT?!" Snotlout asks.
"Be glad you don't have to squeal 'I'm a princess!' like the plan originally was!" I retort, crossing my arms.

Snotlout gives me the most annoyed look ever.
"What? It can't possibly be that hard." I roll my eyes.
"He's your dragon! You love him!" Astrid adds.

"Pfft, love's for girls!" Snotlout protests.
"And that is why you shall remain forever single." I mutter, facepalming.

"Look, just get on with it!" I add in exasperation, handing him a random red sparkly dress. He gives me a dirty look a she snatches it, before stomping out of the clubhouse to get changed.
I glance at Hookfang. "Nothing personal, boy." I tell the poor thing, who grumbles.

"We have done so much random stuff since you've started coming!" Astrid exclaims. I shrug.
"Yeah. People should dare you more, though. I want to see you embarrassed," I tease, "Also, I'm really sorry I haven't been here for a while. There is a deadly pandemic right now, so...travel restrictions." I tell them like it's nothing.

"Pandemic?" Fishlegs questions. I nod, crossing my arms casually.
"It's lasted for months. In my country alone there at over 6,000 cases. I know this isn't a lot compared to other countries. The entire world's a mess. Over 2 million people have been infected. It's called the Coronavirus. Don't worry, I haven't brought it here. You guys wouldn't have the technology to deal with it." I tell them with a sigh.

"Wow." Hiccup mutters sadly.
"That's terrible!" Astrid adds.
"Think of it as if everyone infected gets the Scourge of Odin." I explain.
"I want it to be over already, because anywhere you go, it's all people talk about, and it's annoying. I even brought it into this, so I am a hypocrite." I add.

"Is there a cure?" Fishlegs asks.
"Well, people have recovered. They've bet it. And the scientists are working on a vaccine. They say it could be six months away." I answer, shrugging.

"And here I was, thinking 2020 would be a GOOD year." I mutter kicking a box. Right after this, Snotlout walks in, making me forget about my frustration immediately, instead bursting out into laughter.

The dress I gave him is red, sparkly, thigh length, with a sweetheart neckline. It is nearly ripping at the seams because it's designed for a thinner body. The others can't help but laugh along with me, and Snotlout grows red in anger and embarrassment.

"S-shut up!" He shouts. "Let's just get this over with," he grumbles, stalking up to Hookfang. I manage to quite down, not wanting to miss any of this.
"And then, I'm going to kill you." He points a finger at me, and I pretend to act scared, but then drop the act almost immediately, and flip him off with a grin. He grumbles under his breath, before turning to Hookfang.

"I don't like this any more than you do, Hookfang. But a dare is a dare, and a Jorgenson NEVER backs down from anything." Snotlout exclaims. Hookfang rolls his eyes, but draws his snout down to be eye level, snarling quietly. Snotlout leans closer.

"And if you set me on fire, you WILL NOT be getting fed tuna ever again." He warns. Hookfang growls at him and lights his scales on fire, the flames licking at Snotlout as he jumps back.
"I mean it, Hookfang!" He complains.

"The lady's won't get the full extent of The Snot if The Snot's lips are burnt off." He sends a seductive wink to Ruffnut, who is too busy picking her ear to care. Hookfang chortles a laugh, but let's the flames die off.

Snotlout sends one last furious look at me over his shoulder, before leaning forward, and pecking his dragon above the nose quicker than lighting. "Ew." He grumbles, pulling Monstrous Nightmare gel away from his lips. Hookfang, meanwhile, is coughing. He stumbles over to a water trough and shoves his entire face into the water. I laugh.
"Want some bleach with that?" I call to Hookfang as he emerges, looking relieved. He gives me a happy roar, and walks back over, wacking Snotlout against the wall with his tail.
"Good boy!" I coo to Hookfang, holding out the biggest Tuna he could ever see.
"Ow." Snotlout groans from the corner of the room, standing up.

Hookfang caws happily and takes the fish, wolfing it down, before rubbing up against me like a cat. I laugh and scratch his scales for him.

"Seriously?! Hookfang doesn't show affection! That's a GIRL dragon thing to do!" Snotlout shouts, walking up. Hookfang growls at him.

"And I'm still gonna kill you!" Snotlout adds, walking up towards me. I cross my arms over my chest and cock a hip. "You'll try." I cockily answer. Snotlout goes to walk closer, but Hookfang snarls and knocks him away again with his tail. Stormfly squawks and throws some spines, keeping Snotlout pinned against the wall and whimpering like a baby.

"That was for the remark about Girl Dragons." Astrid grins. We fist bump.
"You're a good boy, Hookfang!" I coo to him like a baby. "A very good boy!" He actually purrs in happiness, before curling up at my feet and ignoring Snotlout's complaining.

"Ha, so that proves it. Hookfang does despise Snotlout!" Astrid exclaims to Hiccup, who smirks.
"Looks like your dragon's found a new friend, cousin!" He can't help but tease Snotlout after Hookfang drags me to him. I yelp at the movement, but then laugh, petting the fiery dragon.

"I guess Hookfang is just too awesome to care about a muttonhead," Ruffnut laughs.
"Yeah," Snotlout mutters in pain. "But I'm your muttonhead, right babe?" Ruffnut pulls a face, looking away.
Tuffnut walks by Snotlout and 'accidentally' kicks him.
"Sorry, Snotlout!" He says with a grin, before walking off to his sister.
"So. Is that the last dare?" Hiccup's asks, changing subjects before Snotlout can cry or something.
"Actually, you'll love the last one." I grin. His face drops.

()()()() tImE sKiP ()()()()

We're all standing in Hiccup's hut, near the beds.
"You can thank JosTastic550 for this!" I grin, as Hiccup climbs into the stone slab, looking uncomfortable.

"Rock?! I have to sleep on rock?!" Hiccup complains under his breath. Toothless laughs at him, before awkwardly climbing up onto hiccups wooden bed, trying to fit.
"Haha!" Snotlout laughs, walking out. "I'll be in my hut, on my nice warm bed!" He teases. Hookfang doesn't seam too bothered to follow.
"Set his bed on fire!" is all I have to tell Hookfang to have him bounding out eagerly.

"We have Fishlegs' mess to clean up. Ugh, " Tuffnut complains.
"Yeah, not cool." Ruffnut adds,

Both of them shoot their fellow rider a dirty look, who chuckles nervously.
"I was a dare!" Fishlegs mutters. "But, I better go help you guys."
And they leave, so it's just Astrid, Hiccup, their dragons, and I.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Astrid whispers to me. I shrug with a smile.
"Nope."
"Ah, reassuring." Hiccup mutters.
Toothless, trying to get into his nightly routine, walks in a circle, and prepares to blast the bed.

"N-No!" Hiccup tires to warn, but too late. Toothless did it without thinking, and now the bed's on fire.
Toothless gives a guilty warble as Astrid and I pat out the flames of the half-burnt bed, laughing.
"Good luck, Hiccup," Astrid says, tossing Hiccup a blanket off the bed. I snigger.
"You could always stay to keep him warm..." I tease. "What?! We were all thinking it!" I exclaim when they glare at me, blushing. Toothless smirks in his own way and bumps into Hiccup, pushing him into Astrid.

I laugh, giving Toothless an approving look, before winking at the embarrassed couple and walking out, shouting a bye.

"More reviews next time I visit!" I call over Snotlout's screams, before zapping myself out of there and into my bed.

So thanks for reading the crappy chappy!

I'm surprised you're still awake.

So, I've hit writers block with this story, but DO NOT stop giving dares or truths, if anything they'll help! Spam me with them if you want to!

But with juggling school again now, it'll be harder for me to find time to update.

Yeah, imma go binge Heartland...

Oh, before that, wanna check out two new stories I've started?

One is called Once, it is a httyd fanfic I randomly started. No updating schedule, but hey, you get to look forward to the surprise of my random updates!

And also, Once Slaves, Now Conquerors is a Httyd fanfic. It's a collaboration I started with DustyPhilebar , We'd love to see your reactions!
You'll find it on both our profiles!

Also, shoutout to chalametsexual
Cause he gave me this awesome mug 👍  (a while ago, admittedly... but as I said I have writers block)
Hey, I should add it to my non-existence collection of httyd merch. Yeah. My family barely let me get a poster, let alone the plushies I secretly want! Yep...Pretty sure that'll never happen. This mug can make up for it, though! Thanks again for the mug :) I'm too scared to use it cause I don't wanna break it 😂

This is what it looks like:

Aaaand finally, sTaY sAfE, wAsH yOuR hAnDs, and PuSh ThRoUgH tHe BoReDoM.

Byeeeeee. 🤝😾🚫