"Bored. Extremely bored." I groan to myself. I pull out my remote with an idea face.

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"Hey guys!" I grin, walking into the clubhouse like I own it. Everyone turns away from whatever they were previously doing. Heathers here too.
"Hi!"
"Hey!"
"Hello."
"Pfft. Whatever."

"So. I got a few dares." I say, glaring at Snotlout for his input (you don't need to guess which one that is), before sitting down on the floor because I literally can't be bothered to sit anywhere else. Everyone sits down around me. "I've just made them up myself."
"Uh, Okay, have away I guess!" Hiccup shrugs.
"Okay. Here they are... Tuffnut, I dare you to go Loki one persons hut of your choice." I begin. He nods vigorously and runs out.
"Oh Thor. Why did you do that?" Fishlegs complains. I shrug with a smirk.
"Yeah yeah, anyway. Ruffnut I dare you and Fishlegs to go and... redesign Fishlegs' rock garden, I guess. Alone. With no one else. Just you two." I say. The two shrug and get up, getting on Meatlug (because barf and belch need two riders) and flying out.

"Okay, Astrid, I dare you to go with Heather and fly to the nearest island and back. I'm sending my Terror, that I just spontaneously got a while ago if you don't remember, called Roxy, with you." I say, sticking my hand out for a blue and purple Terrible Terror to fly out from nowhere and sit on. I give her a scratch.

"Uh, Okay, I guess..." Astrid shrugs, looking at Heather.
"I feel like there's a catch to this, but sure, whatever." Heather says, getting up. So they get on their dragons and leave, Roxy following them.

So now the only people left are Snotlout and Hiccup, oh and me of course.
Now to get rid of Snotlout.
"Okay, now Snotlout, I have an extra special dare for you." I start. Snotlout shoots up, halfway though his "This is boring" complaint.
"Ooh, 'extra special' you say? Me likey!" Snotlout grins. I grin too.
"Ah, excellent!" I say, clapping my hands enthusiastically.
"I'm not liking this..." Hiccup mutters.

"Well, Snotlout, mr Snotman, you dare, is to...." I pause and shuffle over to Snotlout, dropping to a whisper so only he can hear. "Steal as many things from everyone's huts, and plant them in each other's, so they will all think that their weapons were stolen by each other. You better do it to yourself, too, so no one suspects. But don't take anyone's weapons to your hut, just have them having one of your weapons or things."
Snotlout puts on a thinking face. "Hehe, yes, i can work with that! Haha Snotlout is Outlout!" He gets out and runs out, shouting "Snotlout, Snotlout, oi oi—OW! HOOKFANG! THAT HURT!"
I turn back to Hiccup.

"Basically I just made all of them dares up, to get rid of everyone, so I can dare you." I explain to him.
"AHA! I had a theory that you were just getting everyone to leave!" Hiccup exclaims, snapping his finger. Toothless comes over and coos.
"Excellent, Excellent! Toothless can get in on it too!" I say in a creepy voice, rubbing my hands together. "Okay, now you may not like this, but that's sort of half the point. My dare, for you, Mr Dragon Conquer, is—" I say very deviously but he cuts me off.

"I do not call myself the Dragon Conquer!" Hiccup protests.
"Yeah, sure you don't. Whatever. Anyway, my dare is for you to fake being knocked out, but before you interrupt, that's not it. You have to fake loosing some of your memory. You have to act like you don't know why the gang are talking to you, or who Toothless is, or why you have the metal leg. Basically you have to act like you did before you met Toothless." I explain.

"Really?!" Hiccup complains. "I have to act like I am still useless?!" I facepalm.

Toothless quietly growls in protest. "Hiccup, you weren't useless. People just didn't see your talents, or give you a chance, or listen, or be supportive, or nice, or remotely respectful. But yes, that's how you have to act. And Toothless you will just come in with everyone else and pretend that you know nothing about your riders amnesia, okay?" I exclaim with several sighs. Toothless croons in agreement.
"Ugh. Fine. I accept." Hiccup grumbles. "Not that I have much of a choice anyway." He mutters the last part.
"Good! And yes, you didn't have a choice anyway." I grin, getting up and walking out. "When you hear voices coming just, like, lay on the floor.. or something." I say. I hear Hiccup sigh, but he still nods.
Toothless follows me out and I stand at the edge, looking for anyone approaching. Toothless distracts himself nearby, acting like an overgrown cat.

Twenty eight minuets later, according to my watch, Astrid and Heather fly in on their dragons, closely flanked by Ruff and Fishlegs on Meatlug, and Snotlout on Hookfang. At one point Tuff comes with barf and belch and Ruff switches to sit on barfs head.
They all land at the clubhouse, Tuff chuckling suspiciously.
"What's up with him?" Fishlegs questions.
"No clue. But it's Tuffnut. We should be used to it by now." Ruff replies.

"Hey Sophie. We did what you wanted. Where's Hiccup?" Astrid greets, as Roxy flies over to me. I greet my little Terror with a friendly scratch, and giver her a fish from my pocket. (Also randomly appearing).
"Oh, he's just inside, doing his dare." I explain, then realise that might spoil it. "Oh, and the dare I gave him was to see how long he could last without seeing Toothless, and I came out to keep Toothless company...But it's clear he didn't need it." I tell them, finishing with a gesture towards Toothless, whom is happily chasing a few Terrible Terrors around.

"Oh, okay." Astrid replies with a shrug.
"So all of you did your dares?" I question them.
"Yep. Ruffnut totally doesn't understand the structure of a Rock garden." Fishlegs announces, huffing in annoyance. Ruff glares at him, furious.
"THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!" She yells. Fishlegs gasps, horrified at what she claims.
Haha. Well Hiccup obviously would of heard that.
"Yeah, I did my dare." Snotlout and Tuffnut say in sync.
"Okay, Well now I've got a large dare for all of you, so let's go in." I say, thinking that Hiccup should be laying on the ground somewhere. So everyone gets off their dragons and we walk in with our dragons. Roxy is perched on my left shoulder. I pretend to look at her and scratch her.

"HICCUP, OH MY GODS!" Astrid shouts, gaining my attention. She runs over to an 'unconscious' Hiccup, laying on the ground by the table that goes around the fire. We all rush after her. It takes all my will to not burst out laughing or even crack a smile.
"Oh SHIT. I-Is he okay?" I question with fake concern and fear. Toothless runs over and nudges his rider a few times. Hiccup now starts to shift. Ha who knew dragons could act.
"Gods, dad, stop poking me!" He moans. Sitting up slowly, just to come face to face with Toothless.
"GAH! N...N-Night Fury!" Hiccup cries, jumping back.
WOW his acting has improved significantly! Like, wow! I'd applaud him but that would give it away, obviously.
Toothless pretends to give Hiccup a confused look, moving to nudge him again. But Hiccup fake shuffles back.
"G-Get away!" Hiccup cries.

Astrid gently pushes Toothless aside. "Hiccup? Are you alright?" She asks, real worry and concern present in her words.
"A-A...Astrid? Wh-What is going on? A-and why have you changed your outfit, not that it's bad, o-of course! Y-you look different...older? wait, why..why are you talking to me?" Hiccup rambles nervously.
"H-Hiccup?" Astrid stutters, now white in shock. She collects herself. "Can you tell me how old you are? What about your last memory? Do you know where you are?" She asks gently.
"U-Uh... fifteen, s-same as you. I'm at Berk... right? But I don't recognise this place. And...and the last thing I remember, is Snotlout pushing me over into the mud." Hiccup obliges and I raise an eyebrow.
Geez he should get an Oscar for them amazing acting skills!

"Cuz?" Snotlout asks, moving forward. Hiccup's eyes widen in fear and he moves back.
"I-I'm sorry! I-I didn't mean to! Please don't hit me!" Hiccup cries, scrambling back and flinching.
"Hiccup? You mean... you don't know where you are? You have no memory of Dragons Edge? No idea why we're friends? No memory of meeting Toothless?" Fishlegs questions worriedly .
"Who's...Toothless?" Hiccup questions.
"He! He is Toothless." Astird exasperatingly exclaims, pointing to the sad looking dragon in the corner.
"Wait, that's a saddle? OHMYTHOR WHERE IS MY LEG?!" Hiccup finishes off with a yell, startling the gang, as he looks down at his metal leg, cradling it.
Astrid covers her mouth in shock and moves back.

"Oh..my Thor. He doesn't remember anything that has happened these last three and a bit years." She squeaks, a tear running down her face.

She takes a few seconds to recover. "Okay, H-Heather, Snotlout, go to Berk and get Gothi, Stoick, and probably Gobber to translate." She commands.
"Fishlegs, twins, Sophie, I need you to takes turns on patrol and just keep any dragons away—"
"Oh my Thor. That's it! This—This is PAINFUL! I can't watch this any longer!" Hiccup blurts out, standing up. This gains everyone's attention.

"I haven't lost my memory! I'm sorry, it was a dare." He exclaims, raising his hands. Toothless comes over and nuzzles his rider calmly. "Toothless knows. I'm sorry! I didn't what to do it but what choice did I have?!" Hiccup exclaims. Astrid walks over and hugs him, whispering something that sounded a bit like "I thought I'd lost you!" Once she pulls back she punches him hard in the arm. "That is for everything!" She exclaims as she looks away, with him rubbing his wound. "Muttonhead."

"Wow! He Loki-d us good!" Tuff says in the background. "Does this mean it's true?"
"*gasps* He's coming to our side?"
"HAHA YES SISTER WE MUST PREPARE!" And so the twins run off cackling.

++++++ time skip to next day. I came back to visit+++++c
"They booby-trapped my hut Hiccup!" I watch from the Clubhouse's roof as an annoyed Astrid and a keeping-it-cool Hiccup talk.
"Yeah, I know, Astrid. I'll get onto it." Hiccup replies, trying to sooth the angry viking with the axe.
"Thank you." Astrid sighs.
"Just right after I track down Snotlout. I know it was him who took my spare legs! In fact I can probably do this at the same time." Hiccup says, before walking off.
"RUFF, TUFF, SNOTLOUT! I HAVE ANOTHER SHIFT WITH YOUR NAMES ON IT!" Hiccup yells as he stomps away.

"Where's my favourite blanket gone?" I hear Ruff ask.
"What about my collection of maces?" Tuff adds.
"Why is there a box of maces on my bed?!" I hear Fishlegs yell from his hut. "And where is my rock book gone?"

"SNOTLOUT!"
"Hah. My work here is done." I grin and teleport out of there.
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Sorry it wraps up abruptly. It's not the best I've written, but oh well. Um. Yeah. Thank for reading and... yep I'm just..gonna go. Bye :)

Ps. Don't forget to submit a dare (and/or truth) if you come up with one :)