Hey everyone so i'm gonna speed right this so I can get this out in honor for Hiccup's birthday.
Thank you for the dare JosTastic550!

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I teleport myself to the edge, pumping with excitement because of the day it is.
"Whoo! Hey everybody!" I exclaim loudly as I walk into the Edge, then raise an eye brow at the scene in front of me.
"Wait, so Sophie is my surprise?" Hiccup asks, looking confused. Asuted facepalms from standing behind him.
"No. This is.." She was up to him and pulls at item from behind her back. She places it in his hands, and his eyes widen.
"Astrid..." he manages to say, in awe. In his arms is a wooden carving of Toothless, small dmogih to fit in both his outstretched hands. "This is amazing!" He adds, examining it. Toothless comes up and sniffs it with a coo. Astrid blushes.
"Your dad helped me get it started." She explains, rubbing her arm in embarrassment. Hiccup oulls her to him and gives her a sweet kiss.
"This is wonderful, milady." He smiles at her as they pull back. Then he frowns. "But, what's the occasion? Thor, it' not out anniversary is it? I thought it wasn't for a month!" 
Astrid raised an eyebrow at him. "You seriously don't remember?" She asks.
He frowns. "Milday in so sorry. I guess all this hunter stuff has gotten in the way. Let me make it up to–"
"You really don't remember your own birthday?!" She finishes. Hiccup's eyes widen.
"Ohh, that! Well, I don't really celebrate it anyway..after all, it's once every four years. And I never really celebrated it anyway." He explains, shrugging.
"Are you kidding?! We are going to celebrate your birthday!" Astrid exclaims.
"Yeah, youf only get to do this once a year!" Snotlout adds.
"Don't worry, I've got it covered!" I exclaim, spawning a large chocolate cake with my remote.
"Whoa. Is that a cake?!" Ruffnut asks.
"It is, yes. But it's for me." I say with a straight face as they all stare at me. "No, you muttonheads! I'm kidding. It's for hiccup!" I laugh.
"Well, no offense, but i'm not gonna be able to eat all of that. I'm gonna have to share!" Hicxup exclaims.
"Well, that's what you do anyway, but sure!" I tell him.
"So, what brings you here today?" Hiccup asks as I start cutting into the cake.
"Well I come to say this: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HICCUP!" I shoot some confetti in the air, and Toothless promptly gets distracted by it.
"Wow, uh, thanks?" Hiccup says it more as a question. I laugh.
"I also cafme here for the twins to do a dare, which I have to thank JosTastic550 for! So, guys, your dare is this: you have to do a burping competition." I explain.

"Done!" Tuffnut agrees immediately.
"Easy, I'm sooo gonna win!" Ruffnut adds.
"Nah, I'm gonna win!" Tuffnut argues.
"Okay, okay, but i'm not finished." I add before they can argue more. "You have to drink half a cup of yaknog eac–"
"I'M ON IT!" Astrid shouts and runs out with Stormfly. "Come on, Hiccup!" she adds from a distance.
"Well, I better go make sure she doesn't put anything too poisonous in it." Hiccup tells us before running out with Toothless. I pass him two slices of cake on the way, one for him and one for Astrid.

"Yaknog? Are you kidding me?!" Ruffnut shouts.
"Well you need to be able to burp!" I exclaim.
"If I drink that I'll do much more than burp!" Tuffnut responds.
"I really think Yaknog is a biohazard." Fishlegs pipes up.
"Oops. Forgot you were here." I mumble. "Anyway, Astrid is the judge. So while we wait for them to come back, i'll gather some...precautions."

Using the remote, I spawn masks–figuring we need them more than the Coronavirus victims–, a mop, bucket, broom, soapy water, a first aid kit, a few biohazard suits, and a pack of mints.
"You need all of this?" Fishlegs asks, slightly afraid.
"Well, yeah, but I can soawn more stuff if I need it. I'll also be burning this instead of trying it back withf me: pretty sure Yaknog is stronger then the coronavirus fight now." I respond, shrugging.

So, soon enough, when we're halfway through the cake, Astrid returns with a shield full of a jug yaknog, and two cups. Hiccup is following behind, looking pretty queazy.
"I saw what she put in it." He mouths. I wince. Poor guy.

"Alright. Here is how it will work. You guys will chug half a mug of. Yaknog each, and then start burping. Astrid will be the judge. Every five burps you do, you have to take a sip of Yaknog. Whoever wins, gets...the right to Loki anyone they want." I explain and Hiccup groans at the last sentence.

"Except for Hiccup, that is. It's his birthday so he's pardoned. Agreed?" I ask.
"Agreed." The twins nod.
"Good." Astrid hands them both a cup, and I watch their faces as she press them half a cup each.
"Alright. Chug chug chug!" I cheer, and so they do. With every second their faces look more disgusted. They managed to swallow, But it almost comes back up.
"Alright, go ahead." Astrid tells them, standing back with her arms crossed as she gets ready to judge.
First, Tuffnut let's out a small burp. Then Ruffnut does one bigger. So Tuffnut fights back by belching louder. Then does Ruffnut, then Tuffnut.
This is forty disgusting. I note in my head, wincing as they keep going. It goes to their fifth burp each, and Astird pours them a little more Yaknog, where they reluctantly sip it.
"Keep going." Astrid tells them and they do.
Basically it goes for this.

Tuffnut: *...burps*
Ruffnut: *burps*
Tuffnut: *burps*
Ruffnut: *BURPS*
Tuffnut: *BURPS*
Ruffnut: *BURPS*
Tuffnut: *BURPS*
Ruffnut: *BURPS*
Tuffnut: *BURPS* *sips yaknog* *winces*
Ruffnut: *BURPS* *sips Yaknog.* *gags*
Tuffnut: *BuRpS!*
Ruffnut: *bUrPs!*

***Five minutes Later***
The twins faces are so red from the cos tent burping, and tears stream out of their eyes from the Yaknog. Astrid looks strangely satisfied, Fishlegs has ran off to drink bleach, Snotlout's clawing at his eyes, and Hiccup's gone pale. The twins are so competitive they haven't stopped at all, determined to win.
Finally, Tuffnut let's out a massive burp: BUUUUURRRRRRRPP! And Ruffnut lets out a disbelieving groan. "T- there's no way I can do tha-at." She manages to say, small hiccups and burps coming through.
"Alright, I declare Tuffnut the winner!" Astrid exclaims, smirking. Hiccup winces from behind her, feeling very sorry for Tuffnut, who cheers, before falling over, unconscious. "Congrats. Would you like some more Yaknog?" She asks down at him. Tuffnut's eyes snap open wide. "N-N-No! G-ge-t-t tha-at thi-thing a-away! A-away!" He exclaims, scrambling back. Astrid shrugs.
"More you Hiccup." Hiccup's eyes widen. "Right babe?" She turns around to face Hiccup, but he's gone.
She shrugs. "He must be going for a flight with Toothless. I'm gonna get the rest of surprise ready." She exclaims.
"What's the surprise?" I ask her, discreetly handing the twins the first aid kit.
"Oh, so basically I'm gonna decorate the clubhouse, and get out the rest of the gifts, do you guys have yours?" She asks the gang.
They nod, we'll set up. Go keep Hiccup away..." Fishlegs says, everyone agreeing surprisingly, as Tuffnut wrenches into a bucket while Ruffnut bandages her own tongue.
"Alright guys. I have to go, but good luck with the surprise, and remember to burn them supplies. See you next time, when I'll be back with a few dares from BelieverChick1Agrest."

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They nod, and I wave before proofing myself out of there like a boss.

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Thanks again JosTastic550 for the dare, and sorry it's rushed.
Feel free to submit more dares everyone, I should warn it will be a while before I can get them out though.

Oh, and one last thing:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HICCUP! 🎁 🍰 🎉

Alright, Ilikehorsesandcake out!