DARES DARES DARES DARES DARES
My POV
"Yes! Dares! Dares! DAAAARREES! FUCKIN' DARES!" I scream in excitement as I walk into the clubhouse dressed in a black top that has the word DARES in it over and over again in capital letters, and I'holding a flag that has the words 'Gimme dares' on it. Turns out only Hiccup, Astrid, Snotlout, and Tuffnut are here. "Sorry for my language I'm just excited!" I laugh, having got their attention.
"So..where is everyone?" I ask them curiously. "Especially Ruffnut. You two never leave each other's side!" I add, directed at Tuffnut.
"Eh. She, Heather and Fishlegs have gone on a recon mission to convince Dagur to come back." Tuffnut answers me, petting chicken.
"Why? Come back from where? Where'd he go?" I ask, taking a seat by the fire casually.
"not really sure. I mean, it's Dagur." Hiccup responds with a shrug.
"Enough said." I respond.
"Okay, so here are the dares I have!" I tell them, cutting to the chase. Tuffnut sets Chicken down and comes closer with everyone.
"So, these are all from BelieverChick1 and she dares for Hiccup to punch Snotlout again!"
"THOR'S MIGHTY HAMMER!" Tuffnut yells in excitement while Snotlout whimpers in fear. Hiccup groans in annoyance.
"Really? Wasn't once enough."
"Once is NEVER enough!" Tuffnut and I cheer. Snotlout frowns in fear as Hiccup shrugs. He walks towards Snotlout, who is backing away in fear with his arms raised in surrender. Hiccup pulls back his right fist, the one he's the least strong with, and punches Snotlout right in the jaw, who whimpers and mumbles something about his mum and "he did it agai.." and falls down onto the ground unconscious. I cheer, pumping my fists.
"This is perfect for the next dare: Snotlout has to believe chicken is in love with him." I whisper so he won't wake up. Tuffnut and Astrid laugh while Hiccup rolls his eyes. Chicken squawks.
"And remember, we will never tell him it's a dare! Also, he has to kiss her, but it might happen on its own accord!" I tell them all, receiving nods as Snotlout comes to.
Chicken walks over and pecks him, squawking. "Huh?" Snotlout, umbles as he sits up, spitting out a tooth. Chicken bawks back happily and nudges him. He shoves her away, mumbling about how stupid she is.
"Hey! Don't diss the chicken!" Tuffnut yells and crosses his arm. He scoffs. "Just because she loves you!"
Snotlout laughs. "Ha! It's a chicken! It doesn't..." he trails off when chicken caws and prances around him as she plays her part, ruffling her feathers and attempting to look seductive, to the best a chicken can get.
"EW!" Snotlout cries, scrambling back. I chuckle lightly.
"Not her fault she's in love!" I tell him.
"How do I make it stop?!" Snotlout yells as chicken bawks and moves closer to him.
"Well, they do say only a kiss can break the spell!" Astrid teases.
"EW! That's gross and will never work!" Snotlout exlcaims. I shoot a look to Hiccup and he rolls his eyes before getting into character.
"Ye-yeah, but you know what, Snotlout? Astrid actually has a point!" Hiccup admits and Snotlout looks at him, shocked and slightly disgusted. "This could be your only chance!"
"But it's a chicken!" Snotlout gestures wildly to the animal.
"A chicken who loves you!" Tuffnut exclaims. "Hurry up and kiss her before I loose my little chickelete forever!"
"I'm not kissing the chicken!" Snotlout yells.
"Why? Afraid it'll be your only kiss!" I tease before going serious. "But, for the love of Thor, kiss the chicken so we can move on!"
"Fine! WHATEVER!" He yells, and grabs the chicken. He sends us all a glare off annoyance, though he doesn't know its a dare, and kisses chicken. He pulls back with disgust, and pulls an unamused face, dropping chicken harshly and then wiping his mouth. Chicken bawks at him, pecks his foot harshly which makes him grunt in pain, before walking over to Tuffnut as we all laugh.
I abruptly stop laughing and turn to Tuffnut. "I wouldn't get too excited, you have been dared to eat chicken legs." at the end of my sentence, Tuffnut gapss loudly as if been shot in the heart, and stumbles back.
"NEVER!" He yells. Chicken bawks.
"Don't be ridiculous! That could be your cousin!" he yells down at her. She squawks and he gasps. "Don't you DARE!" teasingly, she walks over to the plate of cooked chicken drumsticks I've just set on the table. I raise an eyebrow as she jumps up, and looks at tuffnut. He crosses his arms and looks away.
She bawks once and slowly turns to the food in front of her. She leams down.
"No!" Tuffnut yells, running and spear tackling her, and the food, to the floor. We hear grunting, and so we walk closer, to see Tuffnut on his back with chicken sitting on his stomach, and a drumstick sticking out of his mouth. He is crying, as he pulls the food out to reveal a bit torn off. He swallows and throws the food away. Stormfly grabs it mid air happily, coming into the clubhouse with Toothless and barf and belch. Tuffnut gets up and runs out of the room sobbing loudly about betraying his chickelette.
It's silent for a moment before I break it. "So...onto the next dare?" I offer them, tgtpwimg the rest of the chicken to Stormfly, who takes it happily.
"Oh no no no no no!" Snotlout yells, backing up. "I am NOT falling victim again to you and y-your lunatic dares!" and before we can say anything, he goes out and away on hookfang.
"wimp." Astrid snorts.
"Not like the dare was for him anyway." I mutter. I pull out a random laptop and open it, turning it on and unlocking it.
"Whoa! What is that?!" Hiccup exlcaims, cautiously moving closer.
"Its called a laptop. Just some tech from my time." I explain as I click on youtube and going to my saved videos. "We're just gonna watch some clips..." I mumble.
I turn and grin evilly at them. "You've been dared to watch these videos so..." I trial off and click on the video. It skips forward and suddenly plays, and they jump back at the noise. "WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!" I burst out laughing almost falling off the chair, as I pause the video.
(search up Hiccup goes to the soup store on youtube if you haven't seen it)
Eventually I calm myself down enough to play the actual video. (video below)
"Is that us?!" Astrid exclaims as the video starts. "Oh my Thor, it is!" hiccup nods.
"And we're...getting married?" both blush as they realise this. I grin.
"Wow...you look really good!" both blirt without thinking before they almost die of embarrassment.
"I said that out loud didn't I.." Hiccup mutters, sinking in his seat. I chuckle and we watch the rest of the video in silence.
By the end of the video/s, both are blushing deeply and I'm holding back a squeal.
"A-Are those our k-kids?" Hiccup stutters, face bright red.
"W-well, future me d-did say f-father?"
"Cute, am I right?" I smile at them.
"Y-y.." they cant even finish. I laugh at them, and then zap myself out of there to leave them for some alone time.
These are the videos:
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Also, I'm REALLY sorry it took me so long. I've been trying to get the videos but there was some technical issues when I couldn't see the videos content so yeah. Thanks again to BelieverChick1 For the dares and don't forget if you ever wanna submit some truths or dares you can! Bye!
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