My POV

I tap my fingers against my leg as I watch tv on my comfyish couch.
"There's nothing on." I complain to no one, checking all the channels twice. "Ugh." I groan and toss the tv remote onto the opposite couch.

I stand up. "That's it. I'm going to The Edge." I say and whip my remote out of my hoodie pocket. I press a few buttons and soon enough some flashes zap, I find myself in front of the clubhouse, literally a few cm's away from the edge of the platform. I quickly scurry forward with a squeak, breathing a sigh of relief once I'm away from the edge.

I REALLY have to watch that.

I then calmly stroll into the clubhouse. Inside are the twins, Astrid and Fishlegs. "Hi guys!" I wave.
"Oh, hey Sophie!" Fishlegs says, looking up from his book, Astrid waves at me and the twins look up at me for a split second before going back to wrestling. The dragons are hanging around their riders, but Barf and Belch are asleep in the corner.

"So... where's Hiccup and Snotlout?" I ask them.
"Snotlouts on patrol." Fishlegs answers, putting his book back into Meatlug's saddlebag. I nod.
Wonder how that's going? I don't see any flames or smoke, so I guess it's going better than expected.

"Yeah, Hiccup's in his hut." Astrid says. I smirk.
"Wouldn't you be the one to know that."
"Sorry, what did you say?" Astrid asks, it appears she hadn't heard me.
Good. She wasn't supposed to.
"Oh. I was wondering if I could use the zip line to go get him?" I lie. Astrid shrugs.
"Sure, I mean you're our friend!" She says.

"Oh my gods, I have friends?!" I mutter. They all stop and look at me. I laugh a little and raise my hands in a surrender gesture. "Kidding! I have friends." I grin at them.
"I'll just go and....yep." I trail off, pointing to the door as I talk, as it just went into an awkward silence.
I walk out and find a zip line. I fiddle with the handle.
"Hmm okay so if I—"
Turns out I accidentally release it so now I'm hanging onto the handle with one hand as I fly through the air. I scream....but it turns into a whoop of joy.

"Okay.... stopping here." I mumble, as the zip line approaches a little thing where more zip line goes to the different huts. I land on the platform, but stumble a bit, before grabbing onto another line.

Soon enough I approach Hiccup and Toothless' hut. "Okay... gotta nail the landing." I whisper to myself as the zip line picks up speed.

I let go as it goes over his hut, but since I'm going so fast I practically run off the side of his huts platform. I facepalm with one hand and hang onto the edge of it as I hang onto the edge with the other.

"Yeah.... nailed the landing." I remark sarcastically to myself, looking down bellow.
At least I am okay with heights.

"Sure did. Need a hand?" I look up to see Hiccup there offering me his hand.
"Hey....Maybe." I mutter, before reach up to him and he helps me up. I smile at him in thanks and dust myself off, standing up.

"Uh.... you didn't see ANYTHING." I say after clearing my throat.
"Mmhmm totally." Hiccup says sarcastically. I cross my arms and make a 'shut up!' face.
"So, How can I help you?" Hiccup asks.
"OH YEAH. So I came down to tell you to go up to the clubhouse because, well it's kinda obvious." I tell him. "The only reason I ever come here."

He shrugs. "Alright....Toothless, come here bud!" Toothless bounds out of their hut. Hiccup gets on the saddle.
"Want a lift?" He asks.
"Do I ever?!" I grin and get on behind Hiccup. Next thing I know Toothless is taking off. I whoop in joy.

Very quickly we are landing at the clubhouse. I get off and pat Toothless, mm! scaly, in thanks. "Great!" I say, clapping my hands together as we walk into the clubhouse. "Now that we're all here I can give you truth or dares!" I say to the gang and Hiccup, Snotlout is back now. The all cheer.

I pull out my magic scroll (I May of lost it for a few days) and clear my throat as I open it.
"Right, So..... I got nothing new." I trail off. Then I get an idea.
"Okay, I have some truths!" I begin. Everyone comes closer.

"They are... One, Snotlout who would you rather date? Stoick or Gothi?" I ask, hiding a smirk.
"What the?! you mean the bag of bones? Ew! And Stoick is my uncle! Why would I want to date my uncle?!" Snotlout explodes. I hold in a laugh as the gang minus Hiccup turn to Snotlout.
"What?! Stoick's your uncle?!" Astrid exclaims.
"T-That means you two are cousins?!" Fishlegs says, pointing at Hiccup and Snotlout.
"Uh, duh!" Hiccup says. "Unfortunately."

"Snotlout's father is my dads brother."
"You mean Spitelout was a Haddock?!" Ruffnut asks.
"And a Haddock MARRIED a JORGENSON?" Astrid adds.
"And took the Jorgenson name?!" Tuffnut adds.
Both Hiccup and Snotlout nod. "Yep, unfortunately we are related by blood!" Hiccup sighs.
"Hey!" Snotlout says, glaring at his cousin.
Everyone starts talking at once.

I laugh, not able to hold it in anymore. Everyone stops talking and looks at me. I finish.
"We'll just go with Gothi. Anyway, new question. Tuff, you have exactly two seconds to choose whether Chicken faces her biggest fear, and you are allowed to Loki for the rest of your life, or Chicken lives and mo more Loki-ing EVER AGAIN, what do you choose?!" I ask.
"Y-you mean t-the old turn and burn?!" Tuffnut whispers. I nod.
"I....Uh.....I choose... HEY LOOK, A YAKRAT!" Tuffnut points away behind us, trying and failing to trick us, and then runs out of the clubhouse.
"Every Viking for themselves!" Tuffnut shouts and dives off the edge. I raise an eyebrow.

Astrid rolls her eyes and whistles to Stormfly. Stormfly flies out and dives after Tuffnut, emerging a few seconds later holding Tuffnut. He groans as Stormfly flaps in place.
"Fine.... I choose........THE TURN AND BURN! I'M SORRY CHICKEN!" Tuffnut says. Chicken walks over and bocks at him. "Will you ever forgive me?" He asks as he drops down from Stormfly and lands in front of the clubhouse. Chicken clucks once. Tuffnut grins and hugs his pet to him.

"Okay, once last question. Astrid, would you rather never be able to swing your axe again, or loose Stormfly forever?" I ask her.
She doesn't waist a second to answer. "Axe, I'd rather never be able to swing my axe." She answers. Stormfly goes to Astrid and Astrid pets her.
"Good. Well. I've ran out of ideas....so my work here is done." I say and teleport out of there, waving bye.

I end up back at my house. I turn the tv on and look for something to watch.

"AWW COME ON!" I complain. "STILL NOTHING TO WATCH!" I throw the remote across the room and it shatters. I just whip out my iPad and open YouTube to watch some hilarious httyd spoofs because I'm STILL bored (even though I don't have wifi. Shh! defying laws here!)

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Hi. Yep I'm bored.
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