[Lee Minho]

Hey Lix, I gotta ask you smth

Lixie ♥︎
Yes hyung

I gotta ask you smth too
But you go first

Do you still text the number
that Hyunjin set you up with

Lixie ♥︎
Yes! His name is Chris (〃▽〃)

he's a reaaaally nice guy (who
just has a lot of money--)

And he's Aussie! This must
be fate 😔💕

.........cute, thanks for
letting me know.

What did you want to ask?

Lixie ♥︎
So I've been thinking

If God sneezes, who will
bless him???

B-Baby no, stop

Lixie ♥︎
But more importantly, I
realized something

Oh dear, I really don't want
to know

Lixie ♥︎
Th-There are more nipples than
people in this world-

FELIX NO-
Blocked.
Seen

_____________________
[Han Jisung]

istg I will block you if
you don't respond

MinHOE
I'm back, baby boy

And I guess I'll tell you

....what? That you're a 45 year
old creepy stalker who has a
thing for young 19 year old
boys..? And that you're
thirsty to shove your gross
D literally,, anywhere?

MinHOE
Wait wh- YOU'RE 19?!

yes..

MinHOE
MY HEART- YOU'rE A FETUS

AJDKSKDKSKDK SWEET WITTLE
BABY BOY

No??? I'm literally at the
last stage of being a teen,
bro. Wdym fetus

MinHOE
Respect me, bow down to me.
I'm your hyung 😔☺️

No, you're a harabeoji*.
[a/n; grandfather]

MinHOE
I am NOT

I'm 21, and you're officially
my baby boy

Before I block you, please tell
me what it was that you were
about to say

MinHOE
Oh right

That's how I got your #

But I don't want us to stop
talking :(((

Why tf do you have that emoji
over your profile photo

And you censored your @?
Really? 😒

MinHOE
Because I'm Rated R 👅

I don't want you to stalk my IG,
you never asked to see me so why
should I let you? ;)

K bye

MinHOE
No waitTttT

Don't block me #>n<

Don't let something like
this separate us!

Stop being dramatic, I won't
block you (yet)

MinHOE
Let's only allow latex to get
in between our love ;D

Oh LOrD- Do you really have
to turn everything sexual?

MinHOE
Yes, only for you baby ;))))💕💦

Also Stan CB97👅😍
Seen