"Eh? What do you mean I'm a bit late. I make the rules not you. Anyway. You should all know what this is by now. If not well, too bad. I don't like to repeat myself. Anyway. There was only three of you this month. Lame~ I was expecting more competition. Either way, the show must go on, as people like to call it."

I pull out a hat filled with three slips of paper. I shuffle the paper around in my hand before grabbing one.

"Since this doesn't seem to mean anything to all of you, I don't think this will mean anything to me either. Actually, Khahaha! It never has. Your all fools if you think I can play nice."

I open the slip of paper.

"Ah? You? Really? Fine. It's not worth that much. But congratulation I suppose. According to my own rules CoconutSlugg20 is the winner of this round. Now take this will you?"

"Happy? If you don't like it that's not my problem. At least you have the bragging rights. Now then. Everyone who already participated can participate next month and yadda yadda whatever. We have been through this before. Now how many of you actually listen to me that's a completely different story. Of course I can't actually tell you what to do. Just make a decision yourself."