"Afraid of my superiority? Must be. I went through all that trouble to create something nice, of course humans had to ruin it. Speaking of Alphonse now would be a good time to introduce him don't you think?"

I begin to use some sort of announcer voice like someone would hear on a noxiously loud radio.

"Lady's and Gentlemen and whatever other people there are-"

"Don't be rude." I stare at Alphonse for a moment before ignoring him and continueing.

"Quiet. As I was saying, please welcome the one, and only, Alphonse Kitty-loving Elric"

"My middle name is-"

"So how do you feel not being cared about after coming all this way? Hurts doesn't it? Oh well nothing we can do about that."

"Your wrong Envy. I don't personally take offense to this. Sorry. Your not superior either, so in a way there something for both of us."

Alphonse smiles and continues.

"I don't think we met yet..um. hello! My name is Alphonse, but my friends call me Al."

"Hey wait a minute what is that supposed to mean?!"

"Al? It short for Alphonse. I thought that was obvious..."

"Not that you fool! Of course I know what your name is! I meant the other part!"

"The part that I don't really mind? People don't typically care for people they haven't met."

I look at Alphonse for a moment with a skeptical look on my face.

"The fact that your introducing yourself proves that you do care. You can't tell me otherwise. And your wrong about me not being superior, because I am the one in charge of this game, if you would want to call it that. Anything that happens is a result of my doing. Like you being here for instance."

"I was introduceing myself because it's polite."

I roll my eyes.

"Whatever. Say, how's the wife? I'm sure your spending more time with her since Edward gone missing. People are into that sort of gossip right? Well? Go on then."

His face immediately turned red.

"No no no no. We aren't um... S-she's still my girlfriend. But I do love her very much but to ask her to be...that would be too much for both of us. And I want to do whatever makes her happy. As for Big Brother, he just doesn't go out alot now that he has kids to take care of. They are really cute!"

"Eh? Not really what I was expecting but I'll guess I'll take it. Well. I think our time is up. If you liked Alphonse maybe we could bring him back in on piece. Or a few. Whatever you prefer."

Alphonse raises his hand.

"I'd like to stay in one piece."

I frown and push Alphonse out the door.

"This ain't about you. Goodbye. Next question."

"Hey wait-"