Blue: I am so jelly.
UnicornMan: shut up at least you have a mom.
Blue: MY MOM BEAT ME WITH BROKEN BEER BOTTLES,  HANGED MY SISTER, AND CURSED ME FOR IMMORTALITY! When I met my better mom Harley I was happy someone cared about me after Suzie died.  Suzie would take care of me when mom hurt me.  She still does when I do stupid stuff or get sick.
UnicornMan: jeez ok doc.
Blue: good.  SABRE!!!!
Sabre: *runs downstairs* yeah blue?
Blue: your spending a day with-
Sabre: You?
Blue: hell no.  Your spending all of tomorrow with your mom DragonsShadows.
Sabre: awwww...
Blue: at least you don't spend all day with Tina.  Dear lord she talks about Ryan WAYYY too much.
Sabre: ok ok you win.
Blue: Now go home and take a shower for once in your stupid life.
Sabre: Ok.  AND THAT WAS ANOTHER DAY AT DAYCAREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
UnicornMan: bets he isn't going to take a shower?
Blue: 0 because I told him to.
UnicornMan: smart doc.
Blue: *facepalm* Ima get me some food from the cafeteria. *walks to the cafeteria*
UnicornMan: ok doc *heads to lab*