Dare: I dare you to kiss Gray if you don't then yea something bad will happen to you Natsu (CrazyShippings )

Natsu: ...... I'm scared

Lucy: ......

Happy: ......

Erza: ......

Gray: *walks in*

*Everyone stares at Gray*

~Silence~

Gray: What the fuc-

Erza: *slams Gray*

Natsu: Lmao Gray is crusty ASFFFFF!!

Gray: Shut yo ass u- *gets slapped*

Happy: AYE!

Natsu: BUT ANYWAY, WHAT KINDA PIECE OF DARE IS THAT?! I RATHER MARRY ERZA! Oh wait that's a dare as well...

Erza: ......

Happy: Ohhhh snappppp

Lucy: ......

Gray: .......

Natsu: STOP MAKING IT AWKWARD!

Erza: D-Does that mean... W-We... Can.... M-Make a child like... *blushes madly*

Gray: Shit, I forgot she's that kind of person with these things.

Natsu: Oh no!

Happy: So... Natsu that's in the next chapter! Why don't you kiss Gray already?

Lucy: .....

Natsu: .....

Gray: What the hell? Who came up with that bull shi-

Erza: *slams Gray* Don't you dare touch my future husband.

Natsu: WHAT THE HECK?! SINCE WHEN DOES ERZA CARE ABOUT MY SAFTEY!

Lucy: I'm just gonna go...

Gray: Okay by-

Erza: *drop kicks Gray*

Gray: CAN YOU STOP HURTING ME?!

Natsu: I don't wanna kiss Gray.. He ugly

Gray: Stfu you ugly

Natsu: No you shut the front upper!

Gray: OH FOR CRYING OUT LO-

Erza: *smacks Gray with a wooden spoon* STFU

Lucy & Happy: *hides behind a table*

Lucy: Can they just get the freaking kiss thing over?!

Happy: Sounds like someone is JELLLYYY~~~~

Jellal: I was summoned by the name jelly?

Gray: Tf that ain't your nam-

Erza: *knocks Gray out*

Natsu: Geez, about time! He was getting annoying!

Jellal: *magically disappears*

Erza: *stutters* J-Jelly..? I like Jelly now....

Natsu: ......... Do I still have to do the dare?

Happy: Yup!

Natsu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Erza: *punches his throat*

Natsu: *cant speak*

Happy: *lifts Gray up*

Erza: *slaps Gray awake*

Gray: What the hell happened?

Lucy: *sighs and pushes Natsu & Gray's face together making them kiss*

Natsu: .....

Gray: ......

Natsu: MYMOUTHMOTHERTRUCKERILOSTMYLIPSGRAYSWERESOCRUSTYIMTRIGGEREDTHATWASSOCRINGEYIMDONEIMDONEWITHLIFEIMDONEWITHTHEGUILDIMCALLINGQUITSWITHTHISSTUPIDBULLCRAPHSIBSIABDUSNHCIDIENALSJZ!!!!!

Gray: FUCKTHISSHITTHEHELL?!WHYDIDIGETDRAGGEDINTHISBSTHATSITIMABOUTTOFREEZEALLOFYOURASSESCATCHTHESEHANDSMYMOTHERFUCKIN'DUDESFUCKYOUFUCKYOURMOMMYFUCKYOURLIFEJBZKSBOAHSIXBIZJJSMIFHZIAIHEDO!!!!!!!!!

Natsu: THATS IT GRAY CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW 'BOUT DAT?!

Gray: Stfu, you already know you can't beat me hoe

Natsu: Go back to your strip club you poor mother trucker!

Gray: Go back to sucking your daddy's dick asshelmet

Natsu: Go back to sucking on Lyon you wann-

Erza: *punches both of their throats* :)

Lucy: ....

Happy: Well... Crap

Carla: *has curves*

Panther lily: *awfully sings with Gajeel*

Gajeel: SHOE BABA SHOOOOO BABAA

Natsu: *throws a shoe at Gajeel's forehead*

Gray: Damn he ran a mile on that metal forehead.

Levy: *screams inside* :)

The rest of the guild: *doesn't even know what's happening anymore*

Happy: WELL THATS THE END OF THIS CHAPTER! Stay tuned for the next one!

Natsu: Please save meeee! *crying*

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A/N: GUESS WHOSE BACK! The one and only....
BEST DRAGNEEL IN THE WORLD! Natsu Dragneel! I know, I know! I MISSED CHRISTMAS, HALLOWEEN, AND NEW YEARS! I WAS WAITING TO MAKE THOSE CHAPTERS! 😭😭😭😭😭 But sadly I didn't make it... :(((( Ugh how much my life sucks now.. :) BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME! I'm back and that's allll good! I wanna thank ugh... GrayFullbusterFT1 for helping me out for what Gray should say in this chapter, and I wanna thank everyone for staying with me and reading it! I hope you all enjoyed, I try my best to make it good. :') But I'm running out of time now.. So I hope we meet again soon!

~ NATSU OUUTTT!