@cadethailey : have sex with Annie and tell Eren it was better than having sex with him

Mikasa: U-

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Mikasa: Listen... I'm strait and-

Admin: I WONT LET HER

person who dared it (pwdi): SHE HAS TO DO IT ITS A DARE BOOK AND SHE SAID SHE WILL DO ANYTHING!!!!!!

Admin: FIGHT ME!

Pwdi: LETS GO!

Mikasa: Guys I have an idea!

Admin: Hmph

Pwdi: *sits back and watches*

Mikasa: I'll just tell Eren I fucked her and it was better and see what he says

Pwdi: YOU CANT CHANGE UP THE DARE!

Admin: WELL GUESS WHAT SHE JUST DID!

Mikasa: Calm down guys! You know when I had to have a 3-sum with Eren and Jean but I didn't because they wouldn't do that?

Admin: *smiles* I see where you're going

Pwdi: huh?

Admin: She's saying Annie wouldn't do that with her so it's okay if the dare doesn't happen because it's not Mikasa's fault

Pwdi: But Annie WOULD wanna do it with her

Admin: Hun she won't even have sex with Eren or Armin or Berty

Pwdi: I am not okay with this

Admin: Too bad

Pwdi: Fine I'll just leave and never read your book again

Admin: Well at least stay for this chapter

Pwdi: will do (if you actually don't then sorry)

Admin: EREN OH MY GOD COME HERE

Eren: *runs into room* WHATS WRONG?!

Mikasa: *sighs* Uhhhh I-I ....

Admin: *covers ears* *grabs crucifix*

Pwdi: Hey that's not nice!

Admin: shut up! MikaAnnie should die

Pwdi: Hey you should respect people's ships

Admin: Guess what I don't... God I'm mean

Pwdi: you are

Admin: Well it is the AoT fandom

Pwdi: But shouldn't we try to make the fandom nicer?

Eren: What the fuck is going on?

Mikasa: I fucked Annie *cringes a bit*

Admin: DAMNIT I HEARD HER SAY IT

Eren: *heart skips a beat* what?

Mikasa: and I think she was better

Eren: wha... what *tear*

Mikasa: I want Annie now

Eren: *tearing up* Mikasa? *tear falls down his face*

Admin: *wanting so bad to tell him it's a joke*

Mikasa: sorry Eren you just suck a sex

Eren: What the fuck Mikasa? *crying* Maybe I'll just go fuck Levi now huh?!

Pwdi: That'd be nice

Admin: You wouldn't

Eren: I wouldn't

Pwdi: oh

Eren: wow Mikasa I can't fucking believe you

Admin: *biting lip* can't tell him yet

Pwdi: *kind of enjoying this*

Mikasa: I'm sorry Eren it was just a j-

Eren: No don't start that shit with me *walking away*

Admin: uh oh

Mikasa: *grabs Eren* *turns him around* *kisses him*

Eren: *resisting*

Mikasa: *pulls him into an embrace* It was a joke... I'm sorry *kisses his cheek* (admins note THIS IS SO CRINGEY THIS ISNT A SERIOUS BOOK THIS SCENE BELONGS IN A SERIOUS BOOK)

Eren: *sniffs* That's not funny *rests head on Mikasa's shoulder*

Admin: Awwwweeee *smiles*

Mikasa: Eren *hugs him*

Pwdi: ew

Admin: oh shove a sock in it