Dare Mikasa to have sex w Jean (if it doesn't happen Eren gets executed)

Admin: good thing I ship JeanKasa

Mikasa: oh mother fuckerr fuck these people

admin: JEEEEAAAN ITS FINALLY YOUR TIME

jean: *already hard* *starts pulling mikasa into a room*

admin and everyone else: *gathered at door*

mikasa: *muffled because it's behind a door* no im not

jean: it's for a dare.. i won't say ANYTHING

mikasa: no

jean: mikasa do you want eren to die

*ruffling and thumps and thuds coming from the room as if things were being thrown*

mikasa: oh my god it's so tiny

jean: fuck i forgot to turn off the lights

*a few seconds of silnece*

mikasa: do you know what a fucking pussy is? jesus that's my asshole

jean: oh.. theyre so close together

*more seconds of silence* 

jean: *really loud moaning noises*

*five seconds later* 

mikasa: *walks out and ignores the fact everyone was listening* fuck you jean youre quick asf. that was the worst sex i've ever had 

eren: *silently rejoices*

mikasa: *looks at admin* i feel so bad for you *walks away*