@jeanshorseface - i dare u to go a week without insulting me. im a nice guy

mikasa: HAH SIKE

admin: how abt we just go a week complimenting him

mikasa: pft how? theres nothing to compliment

admin: this may be an old joke but i stand by this shit when i say that there is indeed a perk to being a horse and that is a horses dick is fUCKING HUGE

mikasa: he does have a horses dick but it more like a pony's

admin: NO INSULTS DUMBASS U CANT EVEN GO TWO GODDAMN SECONDS

mikasa: insulting jean is like 75 percent of our content

admin: wait... srsly? whats the other 25?

mikasa: sex

admin: welp

mikasa: so ... the awful awful week... begins

admin: i dont understand the awfulness of it

mikasa: i know youre in love with the faggo-- ... guy, but just wait. just. wait.

admin: LOVE ISNT REAL... its only real when ur referring me to loving adam driver

mikasa: we're in fucking attack on titan. get ur head out of star war's ass

admin: and my mouth off of adam's penis

mikasa: HES THIRTY FUCKING FOOOOUR

admin: i can wait 4 years

mikasa: ... i do not like u at all

admin: well that hurts but its alright bc i just found out that 4 of my friends fUCKING HATE ME BUT WHATEVEEEEEER

mikasa: NO ONE FUCKING CARES STOP RANTING. THEY HATE U BC UR ANNOYING SO STOP BEING IT UGH

admin: maybe if youd stop being a bitch eren would love u back

mikasa: *turns head slowly* what?

admin: oh shit did i say that outloud

mikasa: get over here you little fuck

admin: oh shit *flails arms in air, screaming, and running away w mikasa behind her*

monday

eren: heeeeyyy fucker

jean: *rolls eyes* whats it now faggot

admin: *has bruises and dried blood on her* *whispers in eren's ear the dare*

eren: thats gonna be fucking impossible brooke

admin: SHOW SOME FUCKING COMPASSION FOR HIM LIKE KYLO DID FOR REY FUCKER

mikasa: *from a distance* CUT THE STAR FUCKING WARS SHIT

eren: WHO THE FUCK IS KYLO

admin: MY FUCKING DADDY

jean: what the fucks going on

admin: its okay jean i can have more than one daddy

jean: no i didnt mean-- whatever. whatd u whisper in eren's ear

eren: we have to--

admin: sh-- zip *zips mouth*

eren: shall i spread the word?

admin: fuck no what the hell u fucking cunt

eren: ... oh

admin: thats my job. other-wise id be useless

jean: ur still pretty useless

admin: *eyes twitches, fake laughs* welp i hope ur crooked little fucking peni--

eren: uh uh uh brooke *smirks*

mikasa: * from a distance* tooooold u

admin: *storms away mumbling* "nice guy" my fucking ass i will literally shove my hand so far up his fucking cunt blah blah blah

tuesday

jean: *in the shower* *singing*

levi: *hears jean* *goes into to room and near bathroom door* can u shhut the fuck up? u sound like a dying cow

jean: WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING IN HERE

levi: ur drawing fucking attention to urself so maybe do me and everyone else's fucking eardrums a god damn favor and SHUT UP

admin: *appears behind levi* hey uh u see *whispers dare in ear*

levi: ... what the fUCK?!

jean: THERE IT IS AGAIN A FUCKING GAIN! THE WHISPERING. THAT GOD. DAMN. WHISPERING.

levi: no fucking way i can do that

admin: only for a week. only for a week

levi: fine *rolls eyes and walks away*

admin: hey.. uh.. mind if i join u?

jean: no. ur body is weird and gross and i would hate having to stare at it. i have a boner right now because i just woke up and if u came in here w me, this beautiful penis of mine would deflate

admin: u fucki--

levi: uh uh uh brooke *smirks*

mikasa: *yells from distance* 75 PERCENT. 75 PERCENT

admin: *throws a bottle of shampoo into jeans shower* * hits jean on head w shampoo* *storms off*

wednesday (ig I didn't make this clear enough before I posted it the first time... brooke is in the middle of sucking his dick so dab)

admin: is that.. is that how you spell it? wednesday?

jean: yes u fucking idiot

admin: so god help me i will NOT continue to suck ur fucking little cho--

mikasa: BROOKE! FIRST OF ALL U FUCKING WHORE and second... remember

jean: uh... privacy please?

mikasa: *grits teeth* jean *holds hands out as if she was choking someone*

jean: everyone's acting weird, but ive only been made fun of twice this week

admin: oh really? wonder why *casually holding mouse trap close to his penis*

jean: kinky

admin: *whispers to self* stay calm brooke... stay calm

thursday

connie: shut the hell up. ur balls r waaaaaay smaller

jean: mm okay. sasha hasnt told a lie since the third grade

connie: well i guess she was telling the truth when she said she saw u eating hay

jean: thats such an old joke *snorts* get over ur self connie. dont be angry at me bc i dont have a receding hair line like cough cough

connie: its old but fucking true and god so fucking help--

admin: hiya there ya--

connie: *jumps* wAT

admin: c-calm down baldy boy

jean: maybe u should think about going bald for a change *circles round crotch area*

admin: I FUCKING SHAVE U MORON

mikasa, eren, and levi: uh uh uh brooke

admin: FUCK *mumbles cuss words* *whispers in connie's ear the dare*

connie: *rolls eyes* wasnt planning on talking to him for a long time anyway *glares at jean then walks off*

jean: okay whats going on?

admin: i have to go tell everyone else so u dont get any more insults before the week is over

jean: brooke. tell me wht the fuks goin on

admin: go fuc-- SHIT

jean: what?

admin: *whispers to self* three more days.. three more *deep breath in*

friday

eren: *eating breakfast w armin*

armin: ive heard no insults being throw at jean lately

eren: *groans*

armin: i mean youd think thats a good thing but everyone is super ticked and the vibe round them is so negative

eren: have you not been told?

armin: told what?

eren: this probably wont affect you bc ur nice as shit and youre probably gay and gay for him

armin: bi

eren: youre bi?

armin: probably

eren: ANYWAYS, we basically cant insult jean for a week *rolls eyes*

armin: why?

eren: hm. u havent been on broke's wattpad?

armin: whos brooke

eren: the weird girl who always watches me and mikasa fuck

armin: ohhhhh yea. no i dont

eren: well then you wouldnt understand

jean: hey pretty boy *rests hand on armins shoulder*

armin: quite a grip *eyes jean's hand* you got there

eren: thats because thats the hand he jerks of-- never mind

jean: do you know where brooke went?

eren: last time i saw her she was screaming at her wall

jean: jesus, shes insane

eren: insane for u

jean: eh, she gives good head

eren: *stops eating* you know shes like in love with you... right?

jean: i guess

eren: and ur only "interested" in her bc she "gives good head"?

jean:... i guess

eren: *has alot of bottled up anger* what... the... fuck

jean: well im in love with mikasa so i cant ever date he--

eren: *punches jean*

armin: *facepalms* jean should be smart enough to know not to say that

saturday

jean: *huge bruise on face*

mikasa: what happened to u

jean: *mumbles* i dont wanna talk about it

admin: *has arms crossed* serves you god damn right fuckin--

mikasa: *snaps* brooke. go back and scream at ur wall if u cant keep control

admin: *storms off to room mumbling*

eren: *comes up behind mikasa and wraps arm around her* *smirking* sup j--

admin: *loud loud loud loud loud loud screaming*

eren, mikasa, and jean: *look at her door*

mikasa: *sighs*

eren: we have to business to be settled *stares down at mikasa's cleavage*

jean: *getting jealous and a bit angry* i dont know why she takes your tiny dick but she loves it *laughs*

eren: *glares* *balls up fist*

mikasa: *puts her hand over his* monday. wait. until. monday.

mikasa and eren: *walk away*

sunday

admin: oh my fuck. this has been the longest week ever. 1280 fucking words already

mikasa: its okay its the last day

admin: thank god *hoarse voice*

mikasa: surprised u didnt scream like that a long time ago

admin: i usually did it into my pillow

mikasa: ah makes sense

monday

jean: *wakes up* *yawns* *gets up and ready* *walks out of door only to see EVERYONE with anger on their faces*

admin: *holding chainsaw*

levi: *3dm gear on w sharpened swords*

hanji: *two tied up titans on leashes beside her*

mikasa: *shes a fucking weapon her self*

eren: *in his titan form*

historia: *being carried by reiner, bert, and ymir, each carrying a different gun*

erwin: *holding axe and pounding it into his hand very slowly*

anyone else i forgot: *holding a weapon and are mad*

jean: what the fuck did i do

everyone: *screaming curse words and insults at him*

admin: GET HIM