itzzpancake : have a threesome with Eren and Jean

Mikasa: Um

Admin: no

Mikasa: no

Admin: no

Mikasa: no

Admin: Why Ellie?

Mikasa: hm? Who's Ellie?

Admin: The girl who dared you

Mikasa: I'll find you Ellie and carve your meat out... after all it is my specialty.

Admin: shit

Mikasa: what?

Admin: Remember when you fuc- had se- made love with Eren?

Mikasa: .... Mmhmm

Admin: and I said you had to because you said you would do them no matter what? *twirls fingers* *sweats* hehe wellllll

Mikasa: *turns pale* Can we just skip this one?

Admin: *cries* It's your dare book but you said you would do anything

Mikasa: *looks down* well I might not have to but I doubt Eren and Jean will do it... so we might have a chance. *nervous smile*

Admin: *jumps up and down* YOUR A FUCKING MAJESTIC GENIUS *grabs Mikasa's shoulders*

Mikasa: Jean? Eren?

Jean: *horse smiles* yes mah dear

Eren: *spits* *glares at Jean* What?

Mikasa: *shows them dare*

Eren and Jean: FUCK NO WHO DARED THAT?

Admin: *rubs neck* *sweats* *nervous smile* My friend Ellie...

Eren: ILL DESTROY HER!

Jean: I mean I will get to fuck Mika-

Eren: *kicks Jean and the balls* THE FUCK YOU ARE!

Mikasa: I have to because it's my dare book and I said I'd do anything no matter what but you two can make it different

Eren and Jean: I'll fuck Mikasa but not with him *points at each other*

Admin: I HAVE AN IDEA!

Mikasa, Eren, and Jean: Oh no...

Admin: THERE WILL BE A SERIS OF EVENTS THAT YALL WILL HAVE TO COMPETE IN! WHO EVER WINS GETS TO FUCK MIKASA! EITHER JEAN LOSES HIS VIRGINITY TO ME-...*coughs* Mikasa OR EREN ONCE AGAIN FUCKS HER WHILE SHES PREGNANT!

Mikasa: I'm only pregnant in the fanfic dumb ass

Admin: oh OKAY I WILL COME UP WITH THE EVENTS NOW! *comes up with events in 6 hours* AS QUICK AS A PIE!

Mikasa: *sighs* lets see them

Admin: *throws paper at mikasa*

Mikasa: *reads it over* Well I know who's gonna win...

Admin: ONE LAST RULE! WHO EVER LOSES FUCKS ME!

Jean: ... Fuck that I quit

Eren: same

Admin: NEVER MIND! OKAY THE FIR-

Levi: Why the hell are you screaming so loud I can't hear myself clean.

Admin: .... that makes no sens-

Levi: *starts to sing* IF I WERE YOU I'D WANNA BE ME TOO *continues*

Mikasa: oh no that's one of the competition games ... he could win.

Levi: I WAKE UP EVERY-

Admin: Why the fuck are you singing?

Levi: joining the loud ass noise... annoying isn't it? *glares* You better keep it down while I cl-

Admin: *fangirls* IT WAS SO HOT AND BEAUTIFUL AND GRACEFUL AND FULFILLING!

Mikasa: Bye Levi your ruining everything *shoves Levi out of the way*

Admin: Okay the first part is...

Time skip

Mikasa: ... they tied

Admin: guess it has to be a threesome

Jean and Eren: NO I WON

Eren: *grabs Mikasa* mine

Jean: *grabs Mikasa's arm* *pulls her into room* not anymore!

Eren: YOU SON OF A BITCH *follows jean*

Admin: *peaks in room*

Eren: *shoves Jean off Mikasa*  *gets on top off Mikasa*

Jean: *grabs Eren and throws him across the room*

Mikasa: Um guys

Admin: I  might need to help her... wait no she's the strongest one out of the 104th trainee squad

Eren: *grabs Mikasa's arm* *rips her out from under jean* *shoves her against wall* *starts unbuckling his pants*

Mikasa: um um um

Admin: Nah I won't help her

Jean: *pins Eren on wall* *punches him*

Eren: *dazed*

Jean: *starts to take off shirt* *grabs mikasa*

Mikasa: *frozen* *whispers* help

Admin: I'm gonna help her

Eren: *kicks Jean in the balls* *picks Mikasa up*

Mikasa: *holds on to Eren* Um

Admin: nah I'll just watch

Eren: *pulls Mikasa pants down*

Jean: *tackles eren* *gets on Mikasa* *starts taking pants off*

Admin: No I must help

Eren: *steps on jeans face* *throws him* *gets on top of Mikasa*

Admin: no I'm gonna watch wait is this consid- *sees Eren fucking mikasa* ... oh shit *nosebleed* *fangirls*

Jean: NO I WAS ABOUT TO DO IT YOU LITTLE FUCKER

Mikasa: um e-Eren

Eren: *stops going* ... sorry *looks down*

Jean: ...

Eren:...

Mikasa: ... *hand to her mouth* *blushing*

Admin: NO KEEP GOING *covers mouth*

Mikasa, Eren, and Jean: *slowly look back at admin* *gives disgusted look*

Admin: heh heh *sweats* *quickly says* Welp that was considered a threesome bye bye now *runs away*

Jean: But I didn't get to fuck Mikasa! It wasn't a threesome!

Eren: *pulls out* *spits on Jean* Good for you

Levi: *walks past door* *stops* *horrified look on his face* *sees Eren's dick* *sees Mikasa laying there pantieless* *sees jeans shirt off* *cleans everyone* *smiles* *perverted look on face* HANJI!

Admin: Oh! I see a ship coming to shore! *runs off and follows levi*