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CHAPTER ZERO: a dare

"doah don't do it."

— lee doah pov.

bitchless but not ugly
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sunwoo:
i have something to say

eric:
no one asked

sunwoo:
LET ME SAY SOMETHING

eric:
speak then🥱🥱

renjun:
go on...

sunwoo:
since doah is so bitchless!!

sunghoon:
NAH DON'T DO HER LIKE THAT

yunjin:
... no he has a point

yunjin:
carry on sunwoo!

donghyuck:
why are you calling my sister bitchless
we are from a bitchless family

renjun:
no you're just the bitchless one

donghyuck:
you could be my bitch but you playing

renjun:
k anyways DOAHHH

donghyuck:
😑 lee doah get your flat ass here

suck your mum

renjun:
you have... the same mum

donghyuck:
shhhhh

i was stalking instagrams what
do you wanttttt

eric:
sunwoo has an announcement but
he just left

like my dad

donghyuck:
like my dad

sunwoo:
Oh!

renjun:
THEY NEVER STOP SAYING THIS

woonggi:
SUNWOO YOU CUNT tell us
your announcement

sunwoo:
since doah needs a bitch we need
to help her ofc!

sunghoon:
are you implying we have her hit
someone up

sunwoo:
no i would never do that to her

eric
he definitely is

sunwoo:
yeah i definitely am

sungchan:
omg just tell us

renjun:
literally

kim sunwoo hurry up i need to finish
stalking people's instagrams

donghyuck:
ur just jealous cause u don't have
a fun instagram life

true bc i'm stalking this girl called haerin's
profile and i need to stalk more photos of
her and her bf so i can cry myself to sleep

woongki:
I LOVE HAERIN

sunwoo:
doah do you want a bf

yes

sunwoo:
i triple dog dare you to send a pickup
line to a random boy in my following

yunjin:
are you twelve

yunjin:
why would she do that

no i'll do that i can make new friends!

yunjin:
girl be so fr..

sunwoo:
SEE

sunwoo:
so do i have brother permission

donghyuck:
whatever idk

sunwoo:
cool so doah go find some random
hot man in my following to send a
pick up line to

sunghoon:
i have a pickup line you can use

eric:
no he doesn't

sunghoon:
??????

sunghoon:
i do PLZ listen

dayeon:
your pickup lines always end up
with a restraining order

sunghoon:
that happened once and it wasn't
my fault sooo

i found someone idk who he is but
he's pretty cute soo sunghoon give
me a pickup line

dayeon:
oh no she's doing this to herself

sunghoon:
chairs are overrated, i'd rather sit on your lap

yunjin:
that's going to get her a fucking restraining
order you fool

donghyuck:
@renjun chairs are overrated, i'd rather
sit on your lap

renjun:
fuck off

donghyuck:
i know you want me

renjun:
looks around

sunghoon:
LOOLLLLLL

sunghoon:
doah go use it though fr

woongki:
doah babe don't

yunjin:
doah don't do it.

sunghoon
shut up woonggi and yunjin

woonggi:
go to bed

renjun:
woonggi shh let her do it she needs a
man it's been a while

donghyuck:
"been a while" there is no such thing

sungchan:
that's because doah believes in platonic friendship>romantic relationship

SO REAL also i'm gonna text him

sunwoo:
girl just hurry up

donghyuck:
if my sister gets a restraining
order today i will block you

sunwoo:
okay!

eric:
doah is either going to bag the cute guy
or get blocked today

donghyuck:
we shouldn't have let sunwoo speak

dayeon:
no we SHOULD'VE

haknyeon:
like and subscribe to find out more!

sungchan:
don't forget to hit that bell!

i did it

haknyeon:
Thx for Subscribing

no like i texted him

sunwoo:
YAY

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taerae
@ktaerae

chairs are overrated, i'd rather sit on your lap

oh wow
why don't we test that?

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ok hi

basically i wanted to edit the characters back in February and like rewrite this book but i forgot about it...

so ignore how the first few chapters will be messy in terms of characters texting, it will go back to the original book after the first few chapters x (this was written in 2023 btw)

if ur a new reader do not read it is shit and messy and trigger warning the writing is very very bad if ur looking for a well written book PLS READ SOMETHING ELSE