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CHAPTER THREE:  "smash."

— doah pov.

bitchless but not ugly
12 members

sungchan:
lee doah is a liar

sungchan:
TELL ME WHY I SEE THIS GIRL HAVING
A FULL ON CONVERSATION WITH SEOK
MATTHEW?????

dayeon:
BITCH WHAT

dayeon:
DOAH BABY

dayeon:
ARE YOU FINALLY OUT OF YOUR PUSSY
ERA XXX

donghyuck:
omg???? my sister???? making a new friend????

donghyuck:
guys this is a once in a year experience

chenle:
OH MY GOD???

ningning:
this is definitely for taerae

doah:
GUYS

doah:
i spoke to new people today
are you proud of me!!

sunwoo:
WE ARE PROUD OF YOU

doah:
I'VE FINALLY HAD A FULL
CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE
WHO ISN'T IN OUR GROUP

eric:
LET'S CELEBRATEEE

eric:
doah so. have you talked to taerae
yet wink wink

doah:
YES

yunjin:
OMG WHAT

yunjin:
WAIT WHAT YOU ACTUALLY
SPOKE TO HIM?!;!;!;£

dayeon:
did you kiss yet

doah:
HELP NO

doah:
i was talking to matthew then taerae
came over and spoke to me so i became
a new person and spoke to him

doah:
and one word to describe what i thought
when i saw him in person with that VOICE

doah:
smash.

chaehyun:
OMG?????

donghyuck:
excuse me you ain't smashing nobody
yet.

renjun:
doah stop it cause

renjun:
i can just imagine the way you looked
when you saw him you were definitely
panicked but were giving him heart eyes

donghyuck:
who wants to bet that she was stuttering

sunghoon:
LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE

sunghoon:
doah how was he acting towards you

chaehyun:
heart eyes FSSSS

doah:
no he

doah:
idk i was too nervous to properly
focus on him but he is SO.

doah:
i love the way he speaks he is so
fucking nice

dayeon:
oh no she's falling and it's been
two days..

sunwoo:
STOP IT

sunwoo:
doah was he flirting with you or no

donghyuck:
he better not of been

donghyuck:
do you know how doah reacts to
people flirting

donghyuck:
she's so AWKWARD and gets shy so
she ignores that it happened making
the person feel bad

doah:
LEAVE ME ALONE.

doah:
just cs ur flirting fails
with renjun🙄

renjun:
AHAHAHA

doah:
idk what flirting actually is like
how am i supposed to know that
people are flirting

yunjin:
you have a lot to learn sweetheart

woonggi:
as a retired taerae lover i know when
that guy is flirting

woonggi:
was he always looking at you when you
speak and giving you cute lil heart eyes

woonggi:
or he smiles at you a lot

renjun:
isn't taerae like that with everyone
he's too nice

woonggi:
yes but it's taerae he makes it more
obvious what he's doing when he's
attracted to someone (doah)

doah:
NO IDK I DIDN'T PAY ENOUGH
ATTENTION :(

ningning:
tbh doah i say just kiss him

doah:
I HAVE NEVER KISSED SOMEONE
IN MY LIFE????

eric:
did you not kiss sungchan
when you dated

sungchan:
WE DIDN'T EVEN DATE???

doah:
LMFAOOO

doah:
we never dated we tricked
you guys for so long

sungchan:
#besties

sunwoo:
glad to say i knew first x

sunwoo:
but no eric. doah is the epitome of a
virgin she's so bitchless never had
a bf in her life

woonggi:
sung haerin if she didn't have mommy and
daddy issues

doah:
STOP LEAVE HAERIN ALONE
I LOVE HER

sunghoon:
isn't that the girl sungchan kissed
at a high school party

sungchan:
is that all i'm known for now

sungchan:
it was HIGH SCHOOL

sungchan:
i got flamed bc she's like
2 and a half years younger
than me

woonggi:
poor haerin got called a slag
after smh

woonggi:
but she always goes for the older
guys until she went for gyuvin

doah:
younger guys>>

doah:
omg wait actually guys when is taerae's
birthday....

woonggi:
same as yours but just born
a year later

sunwoo:
TRUE SOULMATES

eric:
OMG THEY ARE SOULMATES

sunghoon:
thank my pickup line

donghyuck:
restraining order line xx

doah:
wait WHAT ME AND TAERAE
HAVE THE SAME BDAY??

sunwoo:
YUPPPPP

doah:
omg we are meant to be

ningning:
great she's going delusional now

chenle:
DOAH NOOOO

eric:
DOAH YESSSS

yunjin:
WE SUPPORT

yunjin:
DOAH IN HER COUGAR ERA
WITH HER SOULMATE

doah:
SHUT UP

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gyuvin anticlub
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matthew:
doah is actually so cute in person
guys we spoke today!!

doah:
WE DID

haerin:
omg

haerin:
did you speak to taerae

taerae:
i spoke to her

doah:
he spoke to me

jiwoong:
donghyuck is probably cheering rn

hao:
LMFAO

hao:
ship sailing?

gyuvin:
WOOOOOOOO

gyuvin:
wait doah i'm not a fan of you yet

gyuvin:
trying to steal my girlfriend

haerin:
shh sweetheart😊😊😊

yujin:
PUKES

gunwook:
gross!!!

ricky:
stop calling each other sweetheart
you freaks (i'm jealous)

gyuvin:
what am i supposed to call her

gyuvin:
sourlung

ricky:
that was so unfunny please delete that

haerin:
you are embarrassing

taerae:
cringe couple pet names

yujin:
you call... doah babe...

jiwoong:
WHATTTT

gunwook:
NO WAY

matthew:
it's true guys he does call doah
babe

taerae:
IT'S JUST A HABIT I GOT FROM
WOONGGI I CAN'T HELP IT

gunwook:
"it's just a habit i got from woonggi
i can't help it" 🤓

taerae:
fuck you

gunwook:
i'd rather not!!

gunwook:
could ask doah though!

hanbin:
GUNWOOK ENOUGH

doah:
huh

doah:
i don't get it

taerae:
don't worry it's irrelevant

yujin:
doah i say you don't believe a
word taerae says

doah:
oh!

haerin:
doah how are you older than me
you are so cute stop it

gyuvin:
calling other people cute🙄🙄k

matthew:
PLS WHY IS HE SO JEALOUS

gyuvin:
i'm not!

doah:
sorry this is so random and
off topic but i actually want to
talk to more of you guys in person

hao:
just say you want taerae and go🙄

doah:
okay!

doah:
i want taerae

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hanbin

I AM NOT OPENING THAT
GROUPCHAT EVER AGAIN

LMAOOO DOAH😭

i just screamed into my pillow why
the fuck would i admit that

it's okay everyone wants him

NO BRO HE SAW
WHAT I SAID I WANT TO CRY

doah you are so strange
you say the most confident things
online but in person you almost never
speak and you panic about it

LEAVE ME ALONE
I JUST TEXT THINGS WITHOUT
ACTUALLY THINKING AND HE SEES
THEM BEFORE I EVEN UNSEND THEM

hm
interesting
anyways!
what do you think of him?

smash.
sorry
he's hot
he's really sweet
and he has a nice voice
i'm definitely attracted to him

oh wow!
you've talked to him like four
times and you're already attracted

BOY ACTING LIKE YOU DIDN'T
SET UP YOUR SISTER WITH GYUVIN
AND THEY END UP DATING AFTER TWO
BLOODY MONTHS OF KNOWING EACH
OTHER🙄🙄

okay fair point!
but are you going to date him in the
span of a week

are you crazy
no.
he's just someone i'm attracted
to i barely know anything about him
to want to date him

so you find him hot but want to get
closer to see if you want to date him
or not

YEAH exactly that

he said that too
hm you're both in the same boat
but i suggest you do not go for
him fully just be friendly bc
if you rush into something straight
away then that's just weird

PLS hanbin you're the best thank
you.. and dw i don't think me or
taerae actually want to date i just
sent him a silly pickup line one day
and we're just getting to know each
other !!

that's so cute ugh
anyways ofc you're welcome
talk to him for longer than two
months then maybe see if you fr
want him or not

DW I WILL
pls you give better advice than my
own brother haerin is so lucky to have
you

LOL i suggest you go ask him
for advice and see what he says

tbh i will do brb

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hyuckieyuckie

hi dear brother

if you're going to ask for money
the answer is no

BITCH I'M TRYNA ASK FOR ADVICE??

oh!
go on then!! you could have just said!!

whatever
anyways
people think i want to date taerae like rn
which i don't but like what do i do cause
i've already flirted with him and like i don't
want to be bipolar with him

girl.
just talk to him as you normally do
like maybe a flirty friendship idk, that
could lead to you catching feelings quick
but if you do, don't act on it until like
weeks-months later cause if you rush
with taerae it's going to be weird and
you'll lose feelings straight away since
you're lee doah

okay WOW did not expect you to
deadass give me advice but thanks
hyuck i'll take it for now :)

ofc i'm the love expert

yeah who got rejected by renjun three times
again????

excuse me it was one time

sure
we know you want him

no he defo wants me fr.
he's just playing hard to get cause he's
renjun..
OMG DOAH
I HAVE AN IDEA

oh god what is it

play hard to get w him.. see if he's
fr going to want u. cause obvs u flirt
like a lot so just flirt but act hard to
get in person ygm

you and hanbin gave me such
similar but different advice LMFAO
anyways that's smart i'll do it and see

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dorae arc beginning???