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CHAPTER THIRTY : "and can't you do this yourself?"

— doah pov.

hoes
10+ members

hao:
good fucking morning!

hao:
it's time for our monthly afterparty
texting chapter where we talk about
absolutely fucking everything!

hanbin:
exciting

donghyuck:
i'm in so much fucking pain

donghyuck:
i have no recollection of what happened
yesterday but i woke up to renjun next
to me so like wtf!

yujin:
oh you're going to hate what happened

sunwoo:
bro i'm also in so much pain

sunwoo:
my whole body hurts

jiwoong:
well donghyuck ask renjun to tell you
what happened since it's really bad

donghyuck:
WTF DID I DO??????

renjun:
which one of you bitches forced hyuck
to wake me up so early

jiwoong:
read my message

renjun:
OH

hao:
what's happening

hanbin:
donghyuck has absolutely no idea what
happened (neither do i what happened)

jiwoong:
i'll explain later let's change the subject
for now... because we need hyuck to
know first tbh

donghyuck:
ok bye guys renjun's in serious
mode and is going to talk to me

sungchan:
bro what

sungchan:
what did you do hyuck😭

ricky:
i smell of throw up

chenle:
ricky i hate you

ricky:
WHAT

yunjin:
didn't he throw up on taehyun's
guard LMFAO

ricky:
THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING

ricky:
NO I DIDN'T

chenle:
i took care of your ass

hao:
why don't we remember anything this
never usually happens

hanbin:
cause we all drank too much

hanbin:
i woke up next to my other half tho🥰

dayeon:
get a room weirdos.

hanbin:
homophobe

dayeon:
AND PROUD!!

hao:
LLFAOAOAO

ningning:
dayeon why are you as a 🏳️‍🌈
being homophobic rn

dayeon:
bc i haobin were literally together
the whole TIME i couldn't escape

gyuvin:
i have a bruise on my knee

miyeong:
ya u slipped during that huge dance
thing it was kinda funny

miyeong:
you see this whole group was the most
chaotic there i think taehyun loves us now

gunwook:
nah our group was so funny

gunwook:
jiwoong got hit on like 100 times

jiwoong:
THEY WERE ASKING ME IF I WOULD
KISS THEM FOR A FIVER

yujin:
BYEEEE NO ONE WOULD SAY THAT TO
YOU LMFAOO

jiwoong:
they did actually stfu

hao:
so like did anything really good
or really bad happen!

hao:
like did any of u get a potential lover
or did anyone get in a fight or smt

sunghoon:
oh you'd LOVE TO KNOW who
got a lover last night

chaehyun:
don't tell me it's you

dayeon:
if it is no one cares

yunjin:
real literally everyone likes you
so if you found someone idc

sunghoon:
IT WASN'T ME???

ningning:
who was it then

donghyuck:
WAIT HOLD ON A MINUTE

donghyuck:
DOAH FUCKING TEXT ME RN ARE
YOU DATING TAERAE??? UR BIO.

matthew:
WAIT WHATTTTTTT

doah:
good morning my favourites x

doah:

doah:
look at my boyfriend🤭

chaehyun:
YOUR WHAT

dayeon:
DOAH WHAT

yunjin:
WHAT.

miyeong:
YUPPPP!!!

haerin:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

gyuvin:
NO FUCKING WAY???

ricky:
YOUR BOYFRIEND??????

ricky:
WTF.

hanbin:
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

hanbin:
BRO

taerae:
hi guys!

matthew:
OH MY GOD TAERAE YOUR BIO AND
PFP.. WHAT IS GOING ON.

matthew:
TAERAE WHY DID YOU UNFOLLOW
ABOUT 5000 PEOPPENLDMAOSODJ

doah:
i told him to

taerae:
yeah she was judging me for following
everyone back bc half of them were
random people i don't even know

taerae:
but i also changed my pfp

doah:
bro he's so fine🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭

doah:
wish he was mine fr😭😭💔💔

gunwook:
GIRL...

chenle:
MY DAYS.

chenle:
so you're actually dating or what

sunwoo:
wait what

sunwoo:
you're dating?

eric:
OH MY GOD

sunghoon:
god this is funny bc i knew before all
of u drunk people bc she told me last
night LOL fucking LOSERS

yujin:
ME TOO!!

jiwoong:
ME TOO FR

matthew:
SO THEY DATING??

taerae:
nooo she wishes though

taerae:
*attached image*

ningning:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN
DOAHS BED

eric:
YO WHAT.

eric:
DOAH HAVE YOU FINALLY TOUCHED
A MAN OMG (taerae)

taerae:
🙃🙃🙃

hanbin:
i'm so shocked??? but i'm not???

doah:
should i send the funny pinterest
photo that i sent you @sunghoon.

sunghoon:
YES DO IT.

gyuvin:
WHAT PHOTO.

haerin:
pinterest photo

haerin:
do u want me to cry over ur relationship

gunwook:
LMFAO

taerae:
*attached image*

doah:
yeahh that photo!!

taerae:
we are so cute right guys!

ricky:
OH FUCK YOU TAERAE

yunjin:
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SAT ON
YOUR LAP IN THAT PHOTO

taerae:
i know right

renjun:
hyuck is fucking screaming in my
ear reading the group but he can't
say anything

donghyuck:
oh my god my sister lost her virginity

taerae:
BRO WHAT????

gyuvin:
HYUCK WHY DO YOU THINK LIKE
THAT LMFAOAOAO

donghyuck:
bro she's on your LAP

donghyuck:
that basically means she's no longer
my innocent little baby sister☹️

doah:
I LITERALLY DID NOTHING LIKE
THAT HYUCK LFMSOSODI

doah:
but yes sunghoon's dare came true

yunjin:
i actually can't believe this

eric:
so did you guys kiss

renjun:
no shit eric

eric:
NO BUT LIKE WHAT LEAD TO THIS
ALL HAPPENING????

doah:
he just kissed me

doah:
then we went upstairs snd then i did
the pickup line for the shits and giggled

doah:
then i kissed him

doah:
then i asked him out

doah:
then he fell asleep

eric:
um i lied i didn't actually want you
to tell me what lead to that(kms😭)

hao:
???? NO FUCKINF WAYYYY

taerae:
didn't even include the other kisses

donghyuck:
THERE WAS MORE??

taerae:
sorry i need to show this off to like
absolutely everyone and their mothers

taerae:
lee doah is my gf (real)

sunwoo:
what a nice thing to wake up to on
a sunday morning!

ningning:
i'm devastated when did this all happen

doah:
last night🥰🥰🥰🥰

doah:
i miss my bf🥰🥰🥰(he's next to me rn)

taerae:
right we're going now guys

taerae:
just though we'd tell you but we're
going back to sleeping so bye!

matthew:
they're not gonna sleep for sure tf

sunghoon:
yeah have fun making out for like
the millionth time

doah:
okay ong

eric:
???????????????

sunghoon:
i was lying i hope you break up

ricky:
so real

gunwook:
it's been like 12 hours pls give it
a rest already i can't take this

gunwook:
they're already so cute

ricky:
i'm gonna cry

eric:
guys i can't believe this

eric:
I KNEW IT

woonggi:
good morning my loves<3

chaehyun:
WOONGGI.

chaehyun:
THEY'RE DATING

woonggi:
WHAT WHO

yujin:
taerae and doah

woonggi:
THE FUCK OMG

woonggi:
FINALLY

renjun:
hyuck and i better on them but
we'll tell you later bc

renjun:
we have to talk about what happened
with hyuck yesterday since most of
you don't really remember for some
reason

jiwoong:
doah deadass texted you guys about it
but maybe u were too busy but anyways

gunwook:
YOU WERE ALL THERE TOO HOW
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN

hanbin:
IDK IF YOU TELL US MAYBE WE
MIGHT REMEMBER

gunwook:
spoiler alert it was horrible

yujin:
i'm gonna end up screaming about
it again istfg

donghyuck:
i'm disgusted

donghyuck:
like i hate women

miyeong:
BYE???

eric:
just tell us pls

donghyuck:
basically j*ngmin drugged me and
forcefully started kissing me when
everyone was around and shit

yunjin:
WHAT

yunjin:
why don't i remember this?

chenle:
guys it doesn't matter if we remember
or not but what matters is that she went
so far she SPIKED hyuck's drink???

ningning:
and basically sexually harassed him

donghyuck:
god she's the reason i'm so gay for
renjun xxxx

renjun:
WHY ARE YOU JOKING YOU
DEADASS GOT HARASSED

donghyuck:
idk (trying to cope with the fact an
ugly woman put her lips on me)

yujin:
sorry but it's kind of funny what
he's saying but anyways

yujin:
who the hell goes so low to kiss their
enemy's brother like that's horrible

sunwoo:
no what the fuck that's horrible

chaehyun:
but like who let her in??

renjun:
i don't know

sunghoon:
taehyun has hidden cctv he might find
something when he looks through it

woonggi:
she's so horrible omfg

sunwoo:
he better find something because
no one drugs someone like that??

eric:
no literally cause wasn't there a whole
thing with spiking drinks too i didn't
know hyuck was the only victim

chenle:
he was the ONLY victim??

eric:
yeah soobin was like checking everything
after including the indoor cameras and
the only time spiking actually happened
was with hyuck

eric:
the other times were just fake, they were
made out of sugar beside hyucks

jiwoong:
wait but how do they know that though

chaehyun:
someone probs saw a pill and there was
no actual fr cases of the spiking and if there
was no one has spoke up about it yet

chaehyun:
but as of now hyuck is the most important
bc he was drugged for purpose and some
shitty intentions by j*ngmin

sunwoo:
wait

sunwoo:
guys

sunwoo:
why was j*ngmin texting me yesterday

chaehyun:
WHAT

yujin:
read them

sunwoo:
there's a lot, let me just read it
all first bc wtf

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— sunwoo pov.

texts from last night.

jungmin
@hjjungmin

hey! :)

why the fuck are you texting me

you're going to taehyun's party
right??

yeah why
ur not coming he has a guest list

i never said i was coming

ok

but i would just like to know how you
feel about doah and taerae? she said
she's going to make him hers tonight
and i was curious on what you think about it

nothing?? good for them if they do
i'd still be hurt but i'm not going to
try stop them lol

you sure you aren't jealous?

of course i am

exactly, and i need your help with
something then

did i not tell you ages ago i don't
want to do your dirty work?

no chill i'm just asking you a favour
my uncle is a guard for taehyun's
party tonight and i just want you
to talk to him about something

i'm not going to convince him to let you
come in jungmin omds

i still never said that
i'm asking if you can just tell him
that i need to find a new uni and
since he works for the principal of
the uni he can get connections for me

and can't you do this yourself?

i don't have any contact with him
and i obviously can't go there and
ask him myself. and i also need
somewhere to study after i got
fucking kicked out

can you even get back into a good uni
after you get kicked out of the best one

no which is why i need connections
can you just sympathise with me for
a second i still want a successful life

you don't really deserve one though

okay but can't you just talk to
him that i want to speak to
him then

ok whatever fine

omg really?

yeah but i'm not going to be nice to
you afterwards because i still hate you

deal then!!

will you leave everyone alone after
you go to a new uni?

yeah i'll still probably try get taerae
back but i won't bother you anymore
if you just let me go where i want to study

okay fine
but if you do i will tell everyone

just don't tell anyone about this

alr

thanks!! he'll probably have a name
tag his name is han suho

cool so do i just say your niece wants
some help with getting into another uni

yes then give him my number

ok
don't expect me to do anything else

i won't!! this is really helpful
so thank you!!

but what does this have to do with
doah and taerse

nothing really i was just using it so
you could listen to me

alr

later.

— jungmin pov.

unknown

jungmin what do you need help
with? i'm busy.

oh nothing!! i just have something
for you to do for me :)

what is it

can you let me into the house

i can't do that you know that
you aren't on the guest list and
if they find out i'll be fired which
means i can't get you connections

well i'll take all of the blame
are there any hidden cctvs near the back

yes there's a lot

i'll come in without my face showing
and then you pretend like i'm on the list
then you let me in, simple

jungmin i am not doing that

fine

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sunwoo

wgy did ur ucnle give me a
vitamhn for hangovr

put the pill the guard gave you in
donghyuck's drink

wjat why no

ffs do it sunwoo i'll give you money

ok no
i wjant the muney but in dont want
to pt substancws in his drkink eben
if it's for hunvoger

omds give it to me
go to the back corner i'll do it

ok
wjay the fuc did u put in my
drinj earlir btw?????

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