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CHAPTER NINE : "her dream is to be a cougar."

— doah pov.

bitchless but not ugly
10+ members

donghyuck:
which one of you gave my sister
drugs

sungchan:
WHAT

chaehyun:
.... what

donghyuck:
i swear to fuck she's high right now

sunwoo:
WHAT

eric:
BOY WHAT

eric:
HOW COME LMFAO

donghyuck:
SHE'S ACTING STRANGE

doah:
hey guys😊

doah:
i'm in such a good mood today hehe

doah:
i looooooooooooove life

sunwoo:
doah what the hell happened
to you

dayeon:
never have i seen doah act like
this in my entire life

chaehyun:
DOAH ARE YOU OKAY

doah:
OF COURSE!

doah:
i love you guys so much

woonggi:
is she high or drunk

renjun:
or maybe she's just happy??

donghyuck:
who the fuck skips around their house
singing with a smile on their face and
texts like a weirdo when they're happy

renjun:
many people actually

donghyuck:
okay the least person i would expect to
do that is doah

chenle:
HELPPPPPPPP

sungchan:
she definitely took something

chenle:
or maybe she's just happy about taerae

sunwoo:
their date was like two days ago

chenle:
OKAY AND

chenle:
GIRLY COULD STILL BE HAPPY

renjun:
donghyuck why is your first assumption
that she did some sort of bad thing pls

donghyuck:
because it's WEIRD

donghyuck:
DOAH IS LITERALLY NEVER
THIS HAPPY

dayeon:
WHAT BROTHER GETS CONCERNED
WHEN THEIR SISTER IS HAPPY????

donghyuck:
ME???? NOT WHEN SHE'S HAPPY
BUT IF YOU LIVED IN THE SAME
HOUSE AS HER THAN YOU WOULD
UNDERSTAND ME

woonggi:
LMFAO PLS HYUCK UR SO MEAN

chaehyun:
no cause imagine one day you're just
in a jolly good silly lil mood then your
brother just asks you if you're on edibles

donghyuck:
IT IS A NATURAL INSTINCT!

donghyuck:
LEE DOAH IS NEVER HAPPY!

donghyuck:
unless she's hanging out with us
ofc xxx

woonggi:
and TAERAE

sunwoo:
tbh i agree with hyuck

yunjin:
guys why did doah just call me to
say "hiiiii" and giggle before ending it

yunjin:
did one of you give her a substance or
something bc she's so strange help

donghyuck:
SEEEEEEEE I TOLD YOU GUYS

eric:
BUT LIKE HOW IS THAT THE FIRST
THING YOU FUCKING THINK

yunjin:
BECAUSE SHE SOUNDS LIKE IT???

yunjin:
i'm being fr now guys. who gave her
a drug.

yunjin:
hyuck does she smell of anything

donghyuck:
sorry i'm not getting out of my comfy
ass bed to sniff my sister when she's
singing outside my fucking door

doah:
DONGHYCUCK WHY IS YOUR
DOOR LOCKED

doah:
😡😡😡

donghyuck:
go away

sunwoo:
go away anna

sungchan:
okay was it sunghoon.

sungchan:
they were hanging out yesterday

sunghoon:
WHY AM I GETTING BLAMED

chenle:
did you give her some weird substances

sunghoon:
all i did was give her rizz lessons tf

sunwoo:
LMFAOOOO RIZZ LESSONS

sunghoon:
IT WAS A SERIOUS MOMENT FOR US

renjun:
u guys r actually reaching she's just
happy cmon now😭😭😭

donghyuck:
no renjun (the loml) u do not understand

yunjin:
she is genuinely concerning me

dayeon:
FOR WHAT THOUGH

ningning:
hello

ningning:
i just got a text from my uni
group saying that taerae had a
dream about doah

chaehyun:
LMFAO NAHH I JUST OPENED
THE GROUP AND PHANBIN
JUST TOLD US

doah:
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

doah:
I AMSOUSOYPGBTJ

sunwoo:
oh god

yunjin:
LMFAO WHAT IS THAT WHY

donghyuck:
..... what team gc

ningning:
boy it's the uni team 3 ur not
in it🙄🙄🙄

donghyuck:
oh right that's for the little 2002
children

donghyuck:
NAH UNI TEAM 1 FOREVER

renjun:
^^!!!

chenle:
disagree group 2 is better

yunjin:
agreed chenle but guys hello are we
not deeping the fact they had dreams
about each other

donghyuck:
SHE HAD A DREAM ABOUT HIM
TOOO????

yunjin:
yes she just told me

doah:
i loev life

sungchan:
OH MY GOSHHHHHHH

sunghoon:
DOAH I TOLD YOU NOT TO MANIFEST
YOURSELF IN HIS DREAMS

woonggi:
WHAT THE FUCK????

chaehyun:
NO WAY LFMADHDJFJ

sunghoon:
FOR FUCKS SAKE I TAUGHT
JUNHYEON HOW TO MANIFEST
AND HE MADE GYURIN BUT I
TOLD DOAH NOT TO RIGHT NOW

doah:
excuse me i did not manifest him

doah:
but he so wants me!

doah:
i was in his DREAMS

doah:
he's always thinking about me

donghyuck:
doah pal

donghyuck:
tell us about your dream!

sunwoo:
no don't

dayeon:
🤨🤨🤨

eric:
🤨🤨🤨

renjun:
hmm

doah:
secreeetttt

doah:
oh no his friends texted me :(

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professionals (3)
10+ members

ningning:
did we have homework

chaehyun:
check your planner

ningning:
i've fucking lost it

matthew:
what an actual shame!

chaehyun:
so true!

taehyun:
we didn't btw

ningning:
ur a life saver thank you

taehyun:
no worries!

woonggi:
park hanbin come online you
fucking slag

sunghoon:
oh damn😭😭you still beefing

woonggi:
HE CALLED ME SAYING HE HAD
SOMETHING TO TELL ME AND
DIPPED EVER FUCKING SINCE

phanbin:
hi sorry i was actually STUDYING

woonggi:
studying my ass

jake:
sounds a bit weird but ok

woonggi:
shut up irrelevant

jake:
OKAY WOW. i wanna know
what hanbin had to say

taehyun:
wait hanbin tell us too

taehyun:
who's it about?

phanbin:
our fav person kim taerae

jake:
IS HE DATING THAT SHY
GIRL IN GROUP 2???

jay:
WHAT WHO

taehyun:
WAIT HES DATING SOMEONE?

phanbin:
no but he told me he had a dream
about that shy girl in group 2

chaehyun:
NO WAY

ningning:
BYE IM TELLING THE GROUP

jay:
WHO???????????

chaehyun:
lee doah

jay:
...who

jake:
lee donghyuck's sister

jake:
you know that girl that's literal
bestfriends with chaehyun and ning

jay:
OHHHHHHHH HER

phanbin:
he dreamed about her😍😍😍

chaehyun:
what kind of dream was it

sunghoon:
CHAEHYUN??? LMFAO

chaehyun:
NOT LIKE THAT YOU FREAK

chaehyun:
LIKE WHAT WAS IT ABOUT

phanbin:
he won't tell me yet but it was
cute apparently

taehyun:
isn't she like a year older

phanbin:
OH SHIT SHE A COUGAR

matthew:
i'm going to cry that is hilarious

matthew:
he's online on another gc wait
let me get him here

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gyuvin anticlub
10+ members

matthew:
kim taerae

taerae:
hello

matthew:
think you should open the uni
group 3 gc

matthew:
and read what phanbin said

haerin:
phanbin❤️

gyuvin:
Ok.

haerin:
ily

gyuvin:
Ok.

haerin:
um say it back you whore

gyuvin:
Ok.

haerin:
i'm coming over rn u cunt

gyuvin:
Ok.

gyuvin:
OH OKAY WAIT

yujin:
ewwww flirting again

taerae:
oh my god phanbin is a snitch

ricky:
what did he do

matthew:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

matthew:
basically in our 2002 group chat
phanbin just told us very nice info
about kim taerae

taerae:
🔪😆

jiwoong:
WHAT DID HE DO

taerae:
um

taerae:
matthew u say it

yujin:
PUSSIO

gunwook:
WHAT A PUSSY

matthew:
he had a likkle dream about doah

yujin:
WHAT

gyuvin:
WHAT

haerin:
WHAT

jiwoong:
WHAT

hao:
WHAT

gunwook:
WHAT

ricky:
WHAT

hanbin:
WHAT

doah:
WHAT

taerae:
what

hanbin:
TAERAE????????

gyuvin:
LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO

gyuvin:
GOOD MORNING DOAH

doah:
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

hanbin:
doah i also think you should open
the '01 group aka group 2

doah:
whyyyyyy

hanbin:
just open it i beg

hao:
2001 liners these days🙄

doah:
okay FINE wtf i keep changing
groupchats i hate it here

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uni group 2 >>>
10+ members

yunjin:
doah cougar confirmed

chenle:
HELP

kamden:
WHAT THE FUCK??

keita:
since when was this group a thing

doah:
no what the hell i am not a cougar

yunjin:
she is guys

yunjin:
and keita it was always a
group but i undied it today

kamden:
how are you american and say
undied.. what happened to SPaG

yunjin:
don't speak to me

kamden:
sure

chenle:
LMFAO

yunjin:
doah would you like to announce
to your friends who your new man is x

sungchan:
YUNJIN YOU ARE EVIL.

yunjin:
um no uni group 2 have a huge hangout
like tomorrow on campus with mr jeon
and we need to be close again so we don't
look awkward!

yunjin:
and like doah is still quiet in this
group so we all have to get to know
her again!

hanbin:
YOU ARE GENUINELY EVIL

keita:
omg is it taerae

keita:
that vocalist in group 3

kamden:
SO YOU ARE A COUGAR

doah:
GOODBYE.

doah:
NO STOP IT NOW

hanbin:
it's okay to date someone
with a year difference!

doah:
Asjut UP I AM IN A GOOD MOOD
HANBIN U DONT HAVE TO MAKE
ME JEALOUS W U AND HAO FFS

sungchan:
doah girl calm down xx

chenle:
you will be with the loyl soon
don't worry <3

kamden:
i'm in shock to be honest

yunjin:
LITERALLY

doah:
ok guys i did dream about taerae
but i am not a cougar💔

chenle:
her dream is to be a cougar

yunjin:
STOPPPPP

doah:
NO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

doah:
my brother told me to piss off💔

kamden:
what did you do to get him to
tell you to piss off

keita:
she probably like used the shower when
he wanted to use it or something

doah:
he hates that but no

doah:
i was happy bc i was being delulu
and now he's being mean:(

doah:
WAHTTHEUCK TAERAE TEXTEBFBME

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taerae
@ktaerae

um
hey
sorry about the gc

it's fine no worriesss

i did have a dream about you
it wasn't weird or anything
don't worry but it was cute

oh!
what was it about

hm i'll tell you another time

what the Fuck
DONT BE LIKE THAT
tell me pls

oh would you look at the time!
time to go!!

i hate you
i had a dream about you too
but i won't tell you🙄🙄🙄

WAIT WHAT

the time is ticking!
got to go!

lee doah i swear to fuck

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hehehehehe
very rushed sorry guys </3