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CHAPTER FOUR: "in taerae we trust."

— doah pov.

bitchless but not ugly
12 members

donghyuck:
sometimes i forget how single and sad
doah is

yunjin:
PLS THAT IS SO MEAN

sunghoon:
doah learn lessons from me

sunwoo:
bro pulls like every girl and boy and
thinks he's the shit

doah:
hyuck stfu ur literally failing to
pull renjun rn...

doah:
AND SUNGHOON PLS TEACH ME
I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO GET PEOPLE
TO LIKE ME

sunghoon:
I WILL YOU CAN GET TAERAE

renjun:
LMFAOOO

donghyuck:
that's a lie renjun told me he loved
me yesterday

renjun:
you are delusional

donghyuck:
whaaat??? never!!! (please give me
a chance)

chaehyun:
so am i 😊

dayeon:
yeah chaehyun is the most delusional
with her celeb crushes

sunwoo:
no... donghyuck is

sunwoo:
and doah the dumb bitch

doah:
HOW WTF AM I DELUSIONAL

eric:
"i'm going to speak to taerae today🤗"

eric:
"no i'm too scared but he defo wants me"

dayeon:
NO WAY DOAH SAID THAT STOP IT

eric:
SHE DID LITERALLY TODAY

doah:
SHUT UP

renjun:
she deadass sees him all of the
time in the music dept how does
this girl get scared to encounter him

sunghoon:
she's lee doah guys we have established this
thousands of times

ningning:
EXACTLY she's scared of everyone

doah:
AND WHAT ABOUT IT

doah:
TAERAE IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
DO YOU SEE THE AMOUNT OF GIRLS
SWOON FOR HIM AND SHIT LIKE WTF

woonggi:
i am girls!!

ningning:
girl he's younger than you there is
nothing to be scared of!

donghyuck:
um guys only I can mock my sister's
introvertness xx

sunwoo:
and me!!

donghyuck:
no only me

sunwoo:
die

donghyuck:
shut up

sunwoo:
no i am doah's #1 bully

doah:
pls guys leave me alone

doah:
not my fault he's popular and scary

chenle:
OKAY SO WHAT HE GETS BITCHES??

chenle:
SO DO YOU AND YOU'RE BASICALLY
POPULAR TOO GIRL

doah:
bitch nobody knows my name that's
really embarrassing why would he
talk to me in that kind of way

chenle:
THEY KNOW YOU EXIST HOE

chenle:
YOUR NAME DOESN'T MATTER
LIKE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU

sunwoo:
FR LIKE YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST
PRETTIEST GIRLS ALIVE TOO

dayeon:
😧

sungchan:
DOAH STOP BEING DEPRESSED

dayeon:
SO TRUE

renjun:
it's okay to be single doah

renjun:
we're all single

chaehyun:
singles unite!!

sunwoo:
omg omg wait what if

sunwoo:
let's set up a date for taerae
and doah...

yunjin:
ARE YOU STUPID

sunwoo:
no i'm NOT actually

eric:
he kind of isn't

eric:
setting up doah and taerae<3

sungchan:
what with a bad pickup line

sungchan:
poor taerae btw 😭😭

sunghoon.
BRO MY PICKUP LINE WAS GOOD

ningning:
yes if it wasn't a possibility for her
to get a restraining order

ningning:
it all started with a pick up line... then
they fall in love🩷

doah:
don't be crazy

doah:
no way that guy will fall in love
with me mate wtf

woonggi:
STOP ACTING LIKE A FUCKING
DISNEY MAIN CHARACTER WHO
GETS NO BITCHES

sunghoon:
i like how woonggi only comes on
chat to humble us (mostly doah)

sungchan:
HE'S SO REAL THO CAUSE... DOAH
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

doah:
😓😓guys😓😓😓😓😓😓

doah:
i have to see him later i
wanna die rn

doah:
also who has lunch next

donghyuck:
ME

chaehyun:
ALSO ME

renjun;
i think only the music and dance
dept have lunch next

doah:
Oh no.

doah:
i have to see that group
noooooooo

sunghoon:
acting like they're going to
kill you or something

doah:
them speaking to me is like
killing me i hate it

eric:
don't lie you don't hate it

chenle:
LITERALLY.

chenle:
if you can talk to some of them then
you can talk to all of them!!

sunwoo:
who have you talked to so far?

doah:
what like in person?

yunjin:
yes hun

doah:
only hao, hanbin, matthew
and taerae a little..

doah:
i want to speak to haerin but i'm
scared of her and her boyfriend

woonggi:
pls they're the least harmless in the
group they deadass argue over who
gets to do each other's makeup and
shit like they're childish

chaehyun:
aw they're adorable (i Will kill myself)

ningning:
PLSSSS

sunghoon:
that is so real

donghyuck:
LITERALLY SHUT UP YOU GET
BITCHES

renjun:
don't trust bitches

renjun.
#dtb

chenle:
i am bitches

sungchan:
doah u should go for taerae though!

sunwoo;
yeah you would be cute together

dayeon:
🤨

ningning:
doah baby go to the girls gc for us x

doah:
okay!!

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yunjin:
SO WE HAVE A PLAN

yunjin:
for lunch in an hour

ningning:
YES

doah:
... oh no

ningning:
so.. ricky and chenle are friends right?

ningning:
so we will get chenle to ask ricky
to get their friend group to sit with
us then taerae will sit next to doah
then BOOM HEARTS EVERYWHERE

doah:
😨

doah:
Guys I cannot participate
in this activity.

dayeon:
WHY

dayeon:
plus it looks like sunwoo is starting
to make moves on you too

chaehyun:
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
WHO NOTICED...

yunjin:
OH MY GOD LITERALLY

ningning:
RIGHT?? HE'S SO OBVIOUS

doah:
LMFAO WHAT NO

doah:
he literally started the whole thing
of me and taerae wdym

ningning:
OK and..

ningning:
it's been so obvious he likes you but
wants to get over you which is why
he's making you go for taerae

doah:
BRUH no he doesn't like me don't
be silly... if he liked me he wouldn't
even do that stuff

chaehyun:
uh huhhhh

chaehyun:
rip dowoo

ningning:
PLS SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT
THE SHIP NAME

doah:
WHAT THE HELL

doah:
GUYS NO ME AND SUNWOO ARE
NOT A SHIP WTF

yunjin:
hun almost the whole group
shipped you..

doah:
😀

doah:
anyways... can i add haerin pls like
she's so nice so pls

dayeon:
YES YES YES

— doah added haerin

haerin:
omg

haerin:
UR THE GIRLS FROM DOAHS
GROUP HELLO

dayeon:
HAERIN MY BAE

haerin:
OH MY GOSH DAYEON UR HIKARU
AND YOUNGEUNS FRIEND UR SUCH
A GOOD DANCER ILY

dayson:
ILY TOO TY BAE U TOO

haerin:
OMG. YUNJIN, NING AND CHAEHYUN UR
DOING VOCAL CLASSES RIGHT???

yunjin:
YES HUN

haerin:
yunjin u do modelling too don't you

yunjin:
YUPPPP

haerin:
AHHHH HI GUYS

yunjin:
HAERIN ILY

doah:
this is where i admit i used to
stalk your account to cry over
you and gyuvin

ningning:
STOP IT ME TOO

haerin:
PLS HAHA

haerin:
you and taerae soon!!!!

chaehyun:
SO TRUE

doah:
NO

haerin:
doah so i'm interested.. have you ever
dated someone before?? are you a whore???
or do you get bitches???

dayeon:
she gets bitches sometimes but she
is a complete love virgin

doah:
STFU

doah:
anyways no not really.. i only fake dated
sungchan a long time ago for the funsies

haerin:
OH GOSH SUNGCHAN

haerin:
he went to my high school

chaehyun:
heard you made out once then
got called a whore for it??😭

haerin:
STOP LMFAO YEAH

haerin:
proudly not a whore anymore

dayeon:
doah has just never had a bf in her
life so in taerae we trust

ningning:
IN TAERAE WE TRUST

yunjin:
IN TAERAE WE TRUST

haerin:
IN TAERAE WE TRUST

chaehyun:
IN TAERAE WE TRUST

doah:
oh FUCK no

doah:
taerae is not dating me ever

dayeon:
not this again

haerin:
omg.. why does doah not like
the idea to this...

yunjin:
she thinks taerae won't like her bc
he's cool popular and everyone has
a crush on him and she's too opposite
for that APPARENTLY

haerin:
girl.

haerin:
i'm dating kim gyuvin who was in exactly
your position like almost a year ago

dayeon:
LITERALLYYYYY

chaehyun:
i love how the only thing our friend
groups can talk about rn is doah and
taerae

ningning:
WELL WHO CARES ABOUT UNI AND
GETTING A JOB WHEN DORAE WILL
BE A THING ONE DAY

yunjin:
REAL

haerin:
hi guys this is gyuvin😊 haerin went
to help chores for yujin downstairs so
i am here

ningning:
hi child

ningning:
how did you pull sung haerin as
a bitchless man 🎤

dayeon:
LMFAOOOO

haerin:
LOL i flirted with her a lot and tried
to make moves when i could if she
gaves hints

haerin:
and she did most of everything else
cause she has experience but I, kim
gyuvin kissed her first cause i'm so cool

yunjin:
OH DAMN. DOAH TAKE NOTES

doah:
GIRL WHAT

doah:
I AM NOT KISSING HIM

doah:
i am not making any moves idk how
to do that..... and what if he doesn't
like do anything back

chaehyun:
BITCH HE'S FUCKING ATTRACTED
TO YOU ALREADY WTFDYM

ningning:
LMFAOOO FOR REAL

haerin:
i will teach you how to make moves...
and sunghoon too heard he's a rizz master

ningning:
no he isn't he's the one who made the pickup
line for him

haerin:
WHAT WAS RHE PICKUP LIKE HE
NEVER TOLD ME

dayeon:
something like chairs are overrated i'd
rather sit on your lap

haerin:
😀

haerin:
i mean when that happens tell me
i'm interested in how taerae plans
to pull u

ningning:
after you guys get closer he better start
making moves before sunwoo does some
shit LMAO

haerin:
OMG. LOVE TRIANGLE??

yunjin:
KIND OF...

haerin:
OH SHIT U GOT THE COUSINS

dayeon:
is this haerin or gyuvin

haerin:
gyuvin still LMFAO sorry guys i'm
interested now

ningning:
it's okay LOL and ikr doah pulling the cousins

doah:
NO NONE OF THEM LIKE ME
WTAFFFFFFF

doah:
they're just silly boys

chaehyun:
doah you will realise it one day..

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if you read performer i'll try publish the last chapter either tomorrow or the day after.. depends on how busy i am