Dared by Hetalia_Saudi_Arabia
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Ireland: *flips table* NO NO. FUCK NO. THAT WOULD MEAN THAT I BETRAYED GERMANY.

AND GERMANY IS ONE OF MY DRINKING BUDDIES.

DRINKING BUDDIES DON'T BETRAY OTHER DRINKING BUDDIES.

FUCK THAT DARE.

Italy: *walks by like his pasta-y self* Hai Ireland!

Ireland: *has gun pointed towards head by random person* GERMANY HATES YOU.

Italy: Wat?

Ireland: GERMANY HATES YOU.

Italy: .....Wat?

Ireland: *yelling* GERMANY HATES YOUUUUUUU.

Italy: *cries* WHATT?! *runs away*

Random Person: *removes gun from Ireland's head* Good...*removes mask*

Ireland: *le gasp* YOU SON OF A-

America: Yep! I was the guy in the mask!

Ireland: But aren't you the hero?

America: Yeah! I was being the hero by saving the dare!

Ireland: *facepalm*

Germany: *running towards Ireland and America* IRELANDDDDDD

Ireland: GOTTA BLAST *jumps into America's arms* HURRY THE FUCK UP, WE'RE GONNA DIE!

America: *screams and runs away from Germany*

Germany: GET VOUR ASSES BACK VERE! *continues to chase Ireland and America*

America: MOMMYYYYYYY