Now this dare wasn't my idea, a "friend" of mine dared me this and I did give my word. So here it goes btw If you're reading this dare asker I fucking hate you.
Me: Erwin
Erwin: yes Levi what is it
Me: can I say something
Erwin: I'm reading.
Me: please
Erwin: okay then
Me: *takes a deep breath* IF YOU WHERE GAY
Erwin: um Levi... What?
Me: THAT'D BE OKAY.
Erwin: is this a dare
Me: I MEAN 'CAUSE HEY. I'D LOVE YOU ANYWAY.
Erwin: it's a dare
Me: BECAUSE YOU SEE, IF IT WHERE ME. I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY but I'm not gay.
Erwin: Levi please I was reading.
Me: okay
Erwin: thank you. *picks book back up*
Me: IF YOU WERE QUEER.
Erwin: *throws book* LEVI
Me: I'D STILL BE HERE.
Erwin: stop
Me: YEAR AFTER YEAR. BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME.
Erwin: Levi shut up.
Me: AND I KNOW THAT YOU. WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO.
Erwin: go away.
Me:IF I TOLD YOU TODAY "HEY GUESS WHAT I'M GAY"
Erwin: I'll take away the windex
Me: *runs out the room*
Erwin: thank god
Me: *pokes head round door* but I'm not gay
Erwin: LEVI
*runs from room*