Tch, these dares are gonna be the end of me I swear. I ship it anyway so fuck it, let's do this.

Jean and Marco: *talking to each other*
Me: *sneaks up next to them with out them noticing, stands on my toes and forces their heads together* NOW KISS.
Jean: LEVI WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Marco: um
Jean: Marco isn't even gay!
Marco: well um actually Jean there's been something I've been meaning to tell you...
Jean: you're gay?
Marco: yup
Jean: well in that case *drags Marco away*

Well that went better than expected.

-Heichou