First of all, how the hell am I going to get Eren's nasty clothes? Ah I know, Mikasa.
Okay they're a bit big and I'll have too roll up the sleeves and trouser legs but okay. I can literally feel the germs radiating from this outfit. So let's see, I have to go to a theme park and do the scary rides.

Thorpe park, let's do this.
The Saw ride: *keeps a straight face throughout the whole thing*.
The swarm: *yawns and falls asleep on it.*
Darren brown's ghost train: seeing Erwin naked is scarier than this bullshit.
Nemesis Inferno: these clothes are fucking disgusting they smell of Eren. Wait, why does Mikasa even have these? I'm not gonna go there.
Samurai: ai ee ay ee ay I'm your little butterfly. Green, black and blue Make the colors in the sky. 
That's the dare over. Hope your happy ChrizstyAn now if you don't mind I need to go and bathe in bleach to get rid of the germs from that brat's clothes.
-Heichou