"Guys? I'm bored."

"Same Sirius."

"I know, let's make a list of how to annoy Remus!"

"Or...wait for it, we could make a list of how to annoy Remus!"

"...Wow...what a brilliant idea..."

"OK. Let's think of some ideas..."

1.  "Call him different names every time he walks past. Like, hey Mike! How are you Steve? This annoyed the hell out of all my teachers when I was with Charlie. "Said Tonks.

"Huh? what's going on here?"
Asked Bill as he walked through the door of Grimmauld Place and sat down.

"We're thinking up ways to annoy Remus. Wanna help?"

"Yeah sure."

2. Laugh at his ideas in order meetings.

"Good one Bill,"

3. "When he tells you something,  make a sarcastic comment. Like this, say this is Remus.' I'm going out for guard duty.' 'Yeah, sure you are,' or, 'like we believe that!'"

4. Steal his Chocolate.

"Um...why?"

"Well, my dear cousin, I happen to know that he has this weird love of chocolate. He has loads, just need to figure out where..."

5. Ask him repeatedly to read you a bedtime story.

"Oh yes, watch him get mad."

6. Wake him up by pouring a bucket of water on his head for a week.

"Wha' choo talkin' 'bout?" Came a voice from behind.

"Oh were making a list of 40 ways to annoy Remus. Wanna join, Dung?"

"Yeah, sure."

7.  "How about...tell him we've hidden hidden his chocolate in that whole in the basement, you know, the one with the sewage slugs in!"

"Oh god...he'll flip Mundung!"

"That's kinda the point..."

8.  Tell him that I was a werewolf the whole time and that he never noticed when I was in the shrieking shack with him because I made James transfigure me to a Dog!

9. "Stick an old portrait of my dear old mum on the wall. one of the ones that talk, mind. He'll never get any sleep!"

"Good idea."

10. "Tell him that he needs to help the order by...going to Antarctica because...they have mutant penguins there and that they are killing off er...muggles."

"I'm sure I can make him believe that!" said Tonks, smirking evilly.

11. "Whilst he's there, we can tell everyone to pretend that they don't know Remus Lupin and that they have never heard of him!"

12. "Talk behind his back, say things like: 'I told you he'd lost his mind, I've known it for years,' even if you've only just met him!"

13. Tell him that there is a dementor upstairs that he needs to get rid of, and really it would someone dressed up as one

"We'll make that someone you, Dung!"

"Great..." he said gulping.

14. "Tell him that...there is something under your bed and ask him to get rid of it. Oh Oh Oh! That thing could be the 'pretend' Dementor! He'll get a shock after that!" said Tonks, laughing at the image.

15. Tell Remus that there is no such place as Hogwarts and that he had drept the whole thing

16. "Send him a love letter that was meant to be sent to Fleur, Bill!"

"oh god..."

17. "Tell him that he has to polish the silver goblets, even though silver is fatal to werewolves. Obviously he wont actually do it," he added, seeing the shocked looks on everyone's faces,"We'll just add on numbers 12 and 3, tell him yeah right and then say whispering loudly, 'Always knew he'd lost it, I've known it for years!"

"Good plan."

"Obviously, I came up with it!"

Tonks rolled her eyes

18.  Ask him if when he broke something, he blamed it on when he was a werewolf

19. "Make him wash up the dishes left in that old sink upstairs, I think something is living in there," said Bill, shuddering.

"Yeah there is, it was a sewage slug I left in there that ended up meeting a rat. Now  there are slimy rats made of gloop running around up there. big mistake," finished Sirius as he shivered with the thought of it.

20. "If he's had the wolfsbane potion, come in whilst he's a werewolf and eat chocolate in front of him! Suggested Bill, grinning maliciously.

21. "Tell him that er...he has three hundred books to read in a week, other wise he has to leave the order, then at the end of that week, tell him that he miss understood and that you made that up."

22.  Ask him if he wants to become the next Dark Lord

23. "Make him say: 'I think pink hair is Sexy', anyway possible," Sirius dared Nymphadora

"Ok, I can have some serious fun there!"

"Um...no, you can have some Remus fun, your not daring me!"

"Sod off cousin."

24. Confess your undying love for him when he is working.

"He'll go mental."

25. Transfigure ourselves into werewolves on the night of the full moon

26. "Stand on top of the table, wearing a princess dress, and explain to everyone that this is what you were born to do!" said Bill.

"As long as it isn't me."

27. "Pretend to be each other and act like each other for a whole day, until someone shouts at you to stop!" suggested Mundungus. "You two can do that as your cousins, me and Bill would like to sit out of that."

"Too right."

28. By any legal means possible, ask Mad-eye how he lost his leg.

29. Somehow force Mad-eye to turn Sirius into a Ferret.

"Why me?"

"Because you are the most annoying one and we could all use a few laughs right about now."

"Fine, but I'll get you back."

30. "Dung, confess your undying love for Minerva McGonagall, and, wait for it, send it to the ministry so they can put it in the daily prophet!"

"Is it ok if I go into hiding with you, Sirius mate, cos I don't think I'm gonna be able to show my face around."

31. Eat a sewage slug

32.Fight the grindylow in the toilet

33. put mayonnaise on everything that you eat, even breakfast and pudding

34. "Ask him who had the most detentions during out time as marauders in Hogwarts."

35.  Ask him if he wants a pet wolf

36. Hide all of Remus'  books under his floorboard

37. Only eat carrots for 3 whole days

38. "Toilet paper Molly's room and blame it on er...blame it on mad-eye"

39. "Go around the house shouting CONSTANT VIGILANCE "

40. "When no one is looking, shove a doxy down the toilet. merlin knows there is enough of them!"

so they each chose their dares and set of to work

SIRIUS BLACK =

Questions:

2,3,6,8,12

NYMPHADORA TONKS =

Questions:

1,3,11,12,14

BILL WEASLEY =

Questions:

3,7,12,16,19

MUNDUNGUS FLETCHER =

Questions:

3,9,12,13,21

EACH DARE COMPLETED WITH OUT FAILURE WILL BE 20 POINTS