"Ok I'm going to become your worst nightmare on this dare thing. I dare you to steal Erza cake." --@kwaii_Neko_Girl

Erza: *comes in with a slice of cake*

*sighs* Here we go.

Erza: *sits down with cake* *just about to eat it*

Lucy: ERZA!! *runs over*

Erza: *stops* What is it, Lucy?

Lucy: Natsu and Grey are fighting again!

Erza: *rolls her eyes, gets up* I'll take care of them. *goes over to the fight* STOP FIGHTING.

*whispers* Now's my chance! *goes over and steals Erza's cake* Got it. *runs away with it*

Erza: *comes back* Now that they stopped fighting, I can finally eat my-- *notices her cake is gone* WHERE'S MY CAKE?!?! *sees me running away* HEY COME BACK HERE NATSUKI! *runs after me*

OH (Bleep!) She's onto me! *runs faster*

Erza: *right in front of me*

*bumps into her* OOF! *looks at a angry Erza* Ohhh Kay...Look I know your mad...

Erza: *grabs the cake back* *puts it to the side* *grabs the neck*

*eyes widen* Ah!

Erza: *rapidly punches me with extreme speed*

AGH OW OW AH!! SORRY PLEASE OW SPARE ME! IT WAS A DARE!

--1 Hour later--

*in a crumpled heap, in extreme pain, critical condition* Ow...

Erza: DON'T STEAL MY CAKE AGAIN OR YOU WILL GO TO HELL.

Never...Again...

((I was hospitalized for two weeks after that.))