"Insult Aquarius." --EdithFabulousQueen

*walks up to Lucy* Hey, Lucy?

Lucy: Yeah?

Summon Aquarius for me.

Lucy: *raised an eyebrow* Another dare?

*nods* Yup!

Lucy: *holds up Aquarius's key* OPEN GATE OF THE WATER BEARER! *points key downward* AQUARIUS!!

Aquarius: WHY DID YOU SUMMON ME?

Lucy: *points at me*

Aquarius: *crosses arms* What do YOU want?

*smirks* You're a pimple on the ass of society.

Aquarius: *gets real close to my face* Of all the sperm that could have made it to your mother's egg, yours had to be the first.

*glares* When you walk into a room, I'd know because the need arises for me to ask myself, "Did it get stupider in here?"

Aquarius: Ohh! Okay! *smirks* Just because you are verbose, it doesn't make you intelligent.

*growls* I thought life was a b****. And then I met you.

Aquarius: REALLY? *gets mad* I wanted to make a dirty joke, but your parents already did that *insert your age here* years ago.

*smirks* GUESS WHAT? I DON'T HAVE PARENTS.

Aquarius: *silent*

If I were told to choose between chewing glass all the days of my life, hell, or you, I'd pick hell and chew glass as a bonus, any time of the day.

Aquarius: OH WOULD YOU? Then TAKE THIS! *attacks with water*

*takes out surfboard and starts hanging ten*

Aquarius: *still controlling the water* It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork!

GUESS WHAT? I CAN'T GET BURNED! I'M THE FIRE!

Aquarius: *silent*

I WIN SUCKA!

Lucy: My heart hurts....