A debate of energy driks with author-san

"Okay! Guys, Y/n, Extras. I'm going to ask you a question with two answers and you have to match it. No strategies. Any questions?" This was definitely your Author-san, Rein, messing with you guys, going to hurt your brains. Amd stealing from the jumanji video. Phycopath pt.2 immediately raised his hand. "Do we have to do this?" Author-san chuckled and her eyes turned gold. "Yes you do now lets start!" She clapped her hands and was grinning like a chashire cat, her green and gold eyes scaring us all, even Jay even if he didn't show it.

"First question! Purple or gold?" Everyone exept Stephen and Hosuh said gold. "What?! Why gold?! You guys are sooo meannn!!!" Stephen was pretending to wipe a tear while you wre falling into his arms being over-dramatic, falling onto the floor. "A-Are you ok?! Why did you do that?" Hosuh was bending over you while everyone was laughing. You wiped a tear of laughter and pain and replied, "I though Stephen would catch me! I guess I can't trust him!" Jocat was trying not to laugh while Ann, Jay, and Dan were laughing so much. "You should know not to trust STEPHEN! He will let you fall while you drag him down with you." Dan said in between laughs. "Not funny!"

"Ok next question! Now this is two ships, which do you like better? Jaysuh or Stephdan?" "Ew Stephdan" When Stephen said that everyone started laughing "Ok answer on 3! 1...2..-" "Jaysuh" Everyone said it before you got to three so they were laughing. Of course you had to make the laughter worse so you said, "Jay, Hosuh do you AcTuaLlY like eachother??? Like why not Stephdan???" Everyone started laughing even more while Ann was teasing the poor Hosuh. Jay took out his knife so we started the next question.

"Monster or Bang?"

"Whats that?"

Everyone gasped loudly at what Dan said. "Sorry dan, we cannot be friends anymore. Fuck you, Fuck your kids, I hope they come out like Meno." You said that while the rest of us were crying over his question. "Anyways, He-who-shall-not-be-laid, Monster and Bang are energy drinks. Something I drink frequently." Ann said she could relate along with Hosuh but everyone else was concerned. "Stephen cannot allow this anymore. Y/n, Hosuh you two are getting proper sleep tonight" "so sorry, but I can't. As my eye bags make me look human, love" "I mean I can't even be mad at that cause its true-" Everyone looked at the author and started to yell at everyone to get sleep.

"Now that all the fighting is done... hopefully," you looked at the two crazies in the room that hurt everyone with their knifes, "Which is better. Bang or Monster." Hosuh, Ann, Jocat, and Jay said monster, while Dan, Stephen, and you said Bang. "Monster has less flavors, what are you doing with your life?" "Well its good for us when we are indecisive, also they keep us up longer." You understood what sociopath was saying but it still hurt. "Then drink more bangs so that its more unhealthy! Then you can die slowly!" Everyone laughed at that. (Everyone liked that)

"So Jocat and Ann had to leave so its only us!" Rein smirked then pulled Jay aside to talk to him. We didn't know what they were talking about but when they went out, Jay was blushing rubbing his neck, then Rein took Stephen back too. When he came out he was blushing furiously, unlike Jay who can keep his cool (kinda), and hide his feelings (kinda). "Ok guys, who do you think is better, Stephen or Jay? You can say Neither if ya want." Hosuh replied with Stephen while Dan said Jay. Everyone was looking at you.

If you choose Jay:

The blond male looked at you shocked and blushed really hard. (Almost as hard as his Di--*Slapp!*) He looked at you rubbing his neck, and walked over to you, making you look up at him, then he kissed you. It was only a peck, but it made him look like a tomato with a sunburn (aka really red). Stephen looked jealous, Dan was crying, and poor Hosuh was in shock. Author-san was laughing hard, as he had went through with the weird tactics.

What Rein said to Jay: "I'll ask a question. She has the choice of neither,  If she chooses that then I'll ask for Dan and Hosuh. If she choses you, You have to kiss her or I'll take your knifes, burn your house with your own gasoline, and kill you in your sleep. Got it?"

If you choose Stephen:

"Your joking, right? You didn't choose me?" You were confused as to why he wanted it to be wrong. You pointed at him saying, "Stephen, I choose you! Or else no more watching my hero academia with me!" He slightly giggled, (HIS FUKING LAUGH IS ADORABLE AKSNEWNAKAAOSNWK) then looked at you blushing. You walked over to him and booped his nose as a joke, then he kissed you on the cheek, shocking you, and then he kissed you on the lips. Jay was sobbing (not really). Honestly Author-san didn't even say anything to him other than, 'If she choses you, kiss her.'

If you don't like Stephen or Jay, continue from here:

"Um neither?"

"U-UNACCEPTABLE! CHOOSE NOW!" Everyone laughed at how Hosuh said it while he was trying to copy Stephen. "Alright, both." Rein gave up, not wanting to get on your bad side and asked the next question. "Alrighty! One more question! Dan or Hosuh! This question is only for (Y/n) so boys, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Danny Davito answer here:

"U-um...Dan?" You were looking to the side a little confused as to why you needed to answer the question, but did nonetheless. Dan looked shocked but came up to you excited, as he planned the last questions with Hosuh, to see who you had a crush on. "So you fell for my charming looks?" You laughed a bit at his wrds and pushed him away slightly. "Oh? Does the peasant think I like him?" Dan faked a pout and used a finger to make you look at him. "Well I don't know fully, but your answer gave me a hint..." You started into his green eyes and moved your head a bit, making him kiss your cheek. "Don't get too excited 'Dan Furry'" "Daniel Fiery"

Smol Bean Boi (Hosuh):

"My Bean Boy Hosuh, Duh. He's too sweet. Dan is annoying while Stephen and Jay will just kill me" "Fair enough" Everyone laughed and you walk over to the short male, Playing with his hair. "Plus his hair is soooo soft!" You giggled and kissed his cheek while the boy just blushed looking away. You rested your arms on his head while continuing. "Honestly Hosuh is the only one I'll be bottom for. Like no cap. Just Kidding! Just Kidding! Or am I?" You giggled and played with his hair while he was blushing, and everyone was laughing.

It was times like these that you enjoyed living...
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Until you woke up...