Blank: my friend has this condition where he says really stupid things just to see what would happen.

Stephen: (づ￣ ³￣)づ

Blank, backing away: HOW THE **** DID YOU SAY THAT OUT LOUD-
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Mona, oh Halloween: *wearing a mouse costume*

Mafia Jay: SCREW THAT LITTLE MOUSE CAUSE IM AN ALBATROSS-

Mona: I will cut you.
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Shai, filming: shhhhh...

Pou, sitting next to her: *not paying attention*

Shai: *smacks Pou's head into desk*

Pou: *continues smacking head into desk*

Shai: what the-?
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Stephen, recording: aye guys ima introduce you to my sister

Shai: hi-

Stephen: *pushes into pool* NO ONE CARES.
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Jamie: Eminem said "I have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat."

Jamie: 40 men= 80 feet= a de feat

Ivu, crying: it's four AM Jamie, GO TO SLEEP.
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Hosah, after breaking a leg: I can't stand being in a wheeled chair :(

Socio Jay: correct
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Pou, writing lines as punishment: *i never finish anythi-* *falls asleep*
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Socio Jay: 5/6 people find Russian Rulet completely harmless.

The animators, realizing there's six of them in the room: *chuckles* I'm in danger
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Ivu, after winning an argument: *starts taking off phone case*

Shai: what are you...?

Ivu: *tucks phone case in bed* I rest my case.
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Mona, holding double A batteries: aaaa...

Pou, holding triple A's: aaaaaaaaa!

Mafia Jay, holding quadruple A's: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Jamie: dying of old age is dying of not dying.
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Hosah: life is like a game of chess

Ivu: how so?

Hosah, starring onto space: I don't know how to play chess.
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Salesman: it's an extension latter!

Mona: that just sounds like a latter with extra steps.
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