danιel
he complains that you claim that birth is the worst pain. Worse than everything else you've been through... so you forced him to go through a birth simulator for the same amount of time you were in labor. He never complains again

нoѕυн
He complains about the fact that you are in a lot of back pain, having carriying two babies around. So you strap a weight to his stomach for an entire day... and he understands your pain.

ѕтepнen
He complains about your diet... like why can't she eat like anything anymore? So you force him onto the diet and he becomes snappy without his caffeine

jay
He complains about you whining about your diet and pain... so you strap a belly weight onto him and have him go onto your strict diet for the rest of the pregnancy.