danιel
You haven't had a good sleep in a week and you are so tired it's like you are drunk. So Daniel decides to grill you.

"(Y/n) I have a very serious question." Daniel says suddenly startling you.

"What do you want Daniel?" You yawn.

"Did you eat all my leftovers?" He says with the most serious voice ever.

"Yeah... they were there for almost a week. You cant leave them there for so long." You day as if it's an obvious fact.

"My heart is broken." Dan grasps his chest.

"Shut up I'm going to sleep." You push him away and curl up to nap.

нoѕυн
You got your wisdom teeth out and Hosuh is using your loopy state to get a confession out of you.

"Hey (y/n) have you stolen anything from anyone?" He asks,

"Besides your heart and virginity?" You smugly respond.

"Oh my goshhhhh... yes besides those..." Hosuh blushes.

"Hell yeah I have. I stole 600$ from my mom. And some clothes from the store before." You smack the couch next to you extremely hard.

"Wow.... you are... wow."

"I'm kidding ya ho! I didn't steal from the store!" You laugh falling off the couch.

ѕтepнen
You drank too much one night and Stephen thought it would be fun, being the sober one in the house, to ask you questions.

"Hey (y/n) when was your first kiss?" Stephen asks sitting next to you.

"Uh... I was.... 14? Yeah 14 and my stepdads nephew kisses me... and then we had sex on my moms grave. At like... 2 am..." you say slowly making sure you get the facts right.

"Oh my gosh! (Y/n)! You lied to me!" Stephen looks shocked.

"No?" You look at him with pure confusion on your face.

"You told me you never were with a guy before." He mutters

"Well... technically. They are a She now... sooo I haven't, but I have eaten dick many times before you. But I think yours is the best." You hug him as he blushes deeply.

jay
"Soooo (y/n) have you done anything you regret?" Jay wraps an arm around you as you walk out of the bathroom high in pain killers.

"Not taking the whole bottle of pills." You slur.

"Babe we've talked about this...." Jay suddenly drops his demeanor to a soft one.

"Joking I regret trying to die. You make everything better." You hug him tightly.

"Right...." Jay isn't convinces and he locks all the pills away from you.