Makoto: Uhhhh hi. I'm Makoto Naegi, and this is Altdra's Ask or Dare Danganronpa book.

Hajime: Shouldn't they know that already?

Makoto: *sigh* Yes. Anyways, we do not know where Altdra and Siyko are and Altbot is currently being fixed by Kazuichi-

Kazuichi: WOW! SO BEAUTIFUL! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO FUTURISTIC!

Makoto: -so I have decided to take over as leader of the book.

Junko: Why can't I be leader?

Makoto: Because it says in Altdra's will that I would get to lead because I am the most normal.

Akane: HE DIED!?

Makoto: No....at least I hope not.

Hajime: Wait....what do you mean most normal, WHAT ABOUT ME!?

Makoto: The will also says to say sorry to Hajime, but Makoto doesn't turn into an OP Ultimate Everything.

Kyoko: Is there anything else the will says?

Makoto: It says that we are going to get some company.

Byakuya: More annoying people to deal with? I have to deal with enough already.

Tenko: HOW DARE YOU INSULT HIMIKO YOU DEGENERATE MALE! I HAVE HALF A MIND TO USE MY NEO AIKIDO ON YOU!

Hajime: Who are you?

Shuichi: Oh, sorry for my friend, I am Shuichi Saihara, the Ultimate Detective.

Kyoko: The Ultimate.....Detective?

Shuichi: Yes, I once solved a murder case and I have been called that ever since.

Kokichi: I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Miu: S'up F*ckers! Wait, what is with that f*cking beeping?

Makoto: *reads will* P.S , I have decided to censor Miu.

Miu: WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS BULLSH*T! NO CENSORSHIP CAN STOP MIU IRUMA! SO THIS F*CKING PIECE OF SH*T BEEPING OUT THE F*CKING ROOM! [Miu keeps speaking more slurs and offences but everyone just hears beeps]

Byakuya: CAN WE PLEASE GET ON TO THE DARES!!

Makoto: Well Roxkstargirl wanted Togami and Toko to go out on a date.

Toko: *faints and become Genocide Jack*

Byakuya: I take it back, I want to meet the new people.

Genocide Jack: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! DONT WORRY, I WILL TAKE YOU TO MY FAVORITE STABBING SPOT AND WE CAN GET STARTED ON YOUR MURDER!

Byakuya: I really want to go back to meeting the new people.

Tenko: DEGENERATE MALE! HOW DARE YOU BREAK A WOMAN'S HEART BY NOT GOING ON A DATE!

Makoto: Byakuya you have to do it.

Byakuya: If anyone sees us together, I will not hesitate to let Monokuma execute me.

Monokuma: I will hold you to that.

Makoto: Anyways, TheRealArchangelo2 ask when Kyoko is going to confess to me-WAIT WHAT!

Sayaka: HUH!

Kyoko: Well that will depend when Makoto confesses to me.

Makoto: *blush* Well, Retinazer257 wanted Hiyoko to kiss Hajime while Y.Chiaki is watching....what is a Y.Chiaki

Kyoko: I believe that means Yandere Chiaki

Hiyoko: Why do I have to kiss HIM!

Hajime: I agree.

Mahiru: *Is secretly super jealous*

Hiyoko: Fine, but don't enjoy this too much. *pecks Hajime's cheek*

Hajme: *with a slightly red tint* Was that good, did Chiaki see? *turns to see Chiaki with a knife being held back by Akane*

Y.Chiaki: LET ME AT HER! HAJIME WILL NEVER LET HER KISS HIM WHEN I AM DONE WITH HER!

Makoto: Well we are done-

*door slams open to reveal -

Makoto: ALTDRA!

*Altdra is pale like he hasn't seen the sun in months, he still does not have his sweatshirt and his hair is a bit messed up.*

Altdra: Where the hell have you guys been?

Makoto: We have been here

Altdra: I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR ALMOST A YEAR

Akane: We were just reading your will.

Altdra: I DIDN'T DIE!

Miu: YOU! *grabs Altdra* YOUR THE MOTHERF*CKER WHO WON'T ALLOW MIU IRUMA, GORGEOUS GIRL GENIUS, HER FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

Altdra: Oh, so everyone from V3 is here as well.

Kyoko: Where were you?

Altdra: Doesn't matter, what does matter is what Makoto tried to pull.

Makoto: Huh!

Altdra: I trusted you, and you purposely left out a dare!

Makoto: I-I have no idea what you are talking about!

Altdra: TheRealArchangelo2 dared everyone but the protagonists and Junko to be in despair mode.

*the whole room is quiet*

Gundam: What is this sorcery!? I-I feel...I feel....DESPAIR!

*The whole room is laughing maniacally*

Junko: YES! FINALLY! I WILL MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD FEEL DESPAIR! NOW MINIONS, ATTACK THE NON-DESPAIRS! *points to Altdra, Makoto, Hajime, Kaede, and Shuichi*

Altdra: QUICK, RUN TO THE KITCHEN!

[In the kitchen]

Nagito: Hey guys, what is going on?

Hajime: Nagito you are not a protagonist, why are you not affected?

Nagito: Remember the fourth case, I was controllable for a bit, I guess that counts as me being a protagonist.

Altdra: Do we live here now?

Nagito: I have a lifetime supply of bagels!

Altdra: Ask or Dare.