Byakuya: Everybody, listen up. I have an announcement.

Hina: You're going to stop being such a prick?

Toko: You're finally going to confess your undying love for me!?

Hifumi: You agreed to model for my sister's Yaoi manga after we get out of here!?

Makoto: Wait what?

Byakuya: Those are all wrong and horrible guesses.

Byakuya: I have found a new servant. I no longer need you, Toko. Or you, Makoto.

Toko: ...

Toko: Whoever this slut is has ten seconds to come forward, or else I'm getting the pepper.

Byakuya: It's Mukuro.

Kyoko: What?

Byakuya: Ever since she's revealed herself, she's been very good at fulfilling requests. She brings me my morning tea right on time and even doubles as a footrest.

Makoto: Isn't that a bit unfair?

Byukaya: I thought that at first as well. I may be a bit of a prick, but I treat my servants with respect. Pennyworth has my utmost respect.

Hiro: So, it was her idea to be a footrest?

Taka: I simply cannot allow this! Using other students as footrests is not welcome in a school environment!

Mondo: Yeah! It's rude to treat a woman like that!

Mukuro: I agree. You should stop treating that girl like a footrest.

Byakuya: ...Wait what?

Mukuro: That's not me under your feet, idiot.

Byakuya: ...

Byakuya: Celeste, would you care to explain?

Celeste: I lost a bet to Makoto and I had to be your servant for a week. But to keep my reputation, I disguised myself as Mukuro.

Byakuya: ...

Byakuya: I never thought I'd say this...

Byakuya: But Toko, I want you back. Please. I need you.

Toko: Alright, Master... But under one condition!

Toko: You have to go on a d-d-date with me!

Byakuya: Deal.

Makoto: What?

Hina: What!?

Toko: ...W-What!?

Byakuya: I need you back. Makoto isn't coming back anytime soon, he's too busy being Kyoko's bitch. Besides, you aren't... as unpleasant as a few other people... Like Hifumi.

Hifumi: Guilty as charged, good sir!

Toko: YO WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!?

Kyoko: Sounds like Genocider.

Syo: Yo, bitches! Changed my name while I'm out! So, Master agreed to go on a date with m other self, huh? Well I want a piece of that ass! I'll only be your servant if I can get a date too, Four Eyes!

Byakuya: Fine. But no stabbing, ass grabbing, perverted comments, yelling, or being evil.

Hiro: But that's like... all of her personality...

Syo: Deal! I'll be comin' atchya' with a whole new girl for one night only, big boy!

Makoto: ...

Hiro: ...

Chihiro: ...

Taka: Why is everyone typing ellipses!?

Junko: This should be fun to watch.