Kazuichi: Yooooooooo, Fuyu! My man! My main man! My good buddy old pal friend guy man!

Fuyuhiko: Okay, what's going on?

Kazuichi: Nothing's going on. I'm just saying hi.

Fuyuhiko: If you wanted to say hi, you could've found me in person. It's not like I'm going anywhere.

Kazuichi: Why, cause you're bored?

Fuyuhiko: No, because I just stabbed myself in the eye.

Fuyuhiko: IT'S CAUSE WE'RE STUCK ON A FUCKING ISLAND YOU IDIOT!

Kazuichi: Okay, okay, calm down.

Fuyuhiko: I am calm! Now just ask what the fuck you want already.

Kazuichi: It's nothing too big. Just a small, teeny tiny problem.

Kazuichi: I may have climbed a tree trying to get coconuts and gotten my jumpsuit stuck on one of the branches and can't get down anymore.

Fuyuhiko: ...

Fuyuhiko: Bye Kazu.

Kazuichi: FUYUHIKO, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS!

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Kazuichi: Yooooooooo, Hajime! My soul friend! My best friend in the whole wide world!

Hajime: Hey Kazuichi. What do you want?

Kazuichi: I climbed a palm tree on the beach and got stuck. Can you help me?

Hajime: ...

Hajime: Is it the one on the first island where I first woke up?

Kazuichi: Yeah... Why?

Hajime: Dude! That's a nice palm tree! You can't just go around taking its coconuts!

Kazuichi: I wanted some coconuts, man! Give me a break!

Hajime: Either way, I'm too busy to help you.

Kazuichi: What's so important that you help your buddy down from a tree!?

Hajime: Chiaki's cabin got a power outage for some reason. Because you were in a tree all day, she had no way to fix her power. Because she needed power to play her games, Mikan let her power her cabin, but when she tried to plug the console in, she tripped and got them both electrocuted. Now I have to take care of them.

Kazuichi: Taking care of the Ultimate Nurse is pretty ironic, dude.

Hajime: So is getting stuck in a palm tree.

Kazuichi: 🖕

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Kazuichi: Yoooooooooo, Peko! My girl! My partner in crime! My damsel in distress!

Peko: I am neither in distress or your partner in crime.

Kauzichi: Yeah... I was just trying to be friendly.

Peko: But, wouldn't calling someone a damsel in distress count as an insult? Also, I would take particular offense to that, for I am very skilled with my sword and find the idea of needing help to be nearly impossible.

Kauzichi: Man... You're out there, aren't you?

Peko: What did you wish to talk about?

Kauzichi: I'm stuck in a tree on the beach on the first island. Lend a hand?

Peko: Hmm... Do you suppose Yo... Fuyuhiko would be alright with that?

Kazuichi: I guess so. Whys he matter though?

Peko: ...No reason...

Kazuichi: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he'll be alright with it. I mean, I texted him earlier and apparently didn't want to help me get down, but that's just him.

Peko: He didn't wish to help you? Then I suppose that I shouldn't help you either.

Kazuichi: Wait what?

Peko: Sorry, but if Fuyuhiko does not want to help you, then I shall not help you.

Kauzichi: WHY IS FUYUHIKO SO IMPORTANT!?

Kazuichi: PEKO!

Kazuichi: PEKO, ANSWER ME DAMMIT!

Peko: No.

Kauzichi: DAMMIT!

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Monokuma: You've given me a great idea for a new motive! Imagine everyone gets stuck in trees until someone murders someone else!

Kazuichi: THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR IDEA, AND FUCK THIS GODDAMNED ISLAND!

Monokuma: Geez, teenagers can be so violent. I hope I don't have kids one day.

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Kazuichi: Yoooooo, Nekomaru! Buddy! Old friend! You'd never be mean to me, right?

Nekomaru: Of course not, Kazuichi! As a team manager, I need to support the entire team! Do you need help with something?

Kazuichi: Yes! I'm stuck in a tree in the first island beach! Come help me, please!

Nekomaru: Sure thing! Just let me finish up here, first.

Kazuichi: Yes! Wait, what are you doing?

Nekomaru: I'm timing Akane's swimming laps around the island.

Kazuichi: How long will that take...?

Nekomaru: Well, she's aiming for 100 laps, and she just started, so it shouldn't take too long!

Kazuichi: ...

Kazuichi: Great...

Kazuichi: Thanks Nekomaru...

Nekomaru: Anything for a friend!

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Kazuichi: Yoooooooooo, Hiyoko!

Hiyoko: No.

Kazuichi: Thought so.

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Kazuichi: Yooooooooo, Teruteru!

Teruteru: I'll do you.

Teruteru: I mean it.

Kazuichi: ...

Kazuichi: Nevermind...

Kazuichi: Hey, that gives me an idea!

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Kazuichi: Miss Sonia! Hello!

Sonia: Good day, Kazuichi.

Kazuichi: You're not busy right now, are you?

Sonia: I am, actually. Gundam is attempting a dark ritual, and I am assisting him!

Kazuichi: How are you doing that?

Sonia: I'm watching his hamsters, because he says that he must do this ritual alone. I'm also watching, and it is quite an incredible sight.

Kazuichi: Okay... So, can you ask him if he can do something to get me down from this tree?

Sonia: I suppose. Once he finishes of course. He said it would only take a few more hours, but I can wait. As long as it's him...

Kazuichi: I immediately regret this decision...

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Kazuichi: So, this probably won't do any good, but... Mahiru, can you help get me down from this tree?

Mahiru: Not now, Kazuichi. I have to develop my photos from yesterday. Isn't there anyone else who can do it?

Kazuichi: No. I've asked everyone.

Mahiru: Nekomaru?

Kazuichi: Yes.

Mahiru: Hajime?

Kazuichi: Yes.

Mahiru: Fuyuhiko?

Kazuichi: Yes.

Mahiru: Nagito?

Kazuichi: I tried texting him, but I didn't get any response. Ibuki and Twogami didn't respond either, but I think it's cause they're busy doing things.

Mahiru: Strange. Maybe he lost his phone.

Kazuichi: Maybe. Anyway, everyone else is either busy or flat out refused. There's no one left!

Mahiru: I'm sorry, I really am. It's just... one of these photos is really important. I promised Hiyoko I'd get it developed today.

Kazuichi: It's fine. I'll find a way down.

Mahiru: Good luck...

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Monomi: Kazuichi!

Kauzichi: Ugh, what do you want Monomi?

Monomi: That's a rude thing to say to your teacher! I just wanted to help you.

Kazuichi: How the fuck can you help me?

Monomi: Like THIS!

Kazuichi: HOLY FUCK! Where'd the palm tree go!?

Monomi: It's still there. Check again.

Kazuichi: HOLY BALLS! IT CAME BACK!

Monomi: I hope you didn't land too hard...

Kazuichi: No, I'm fine. Uh... thanks Monomi... I'm sorry about, you know, not trusting you and all... I just thought you were working with Monokuma.

Monomi: It's alright, Kazuichi! I'm your teacher, and a teacher's job is to support their students to the very end! I'll defend you all until I lose my last copy!

Kazuichi: That's... surprisingly sweet.

Monomi: Thank you! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to help Hajime take care of Chiaki and Mikan.

Kazuichi: Oh, before you go, though. Have you seen Nagito? He didn't respond to my text.

Monomi: Oh that's simple. Chiaki's power went out because Nagito tripped over a power line and got electrocuted! He's most likely asleep in his bed, recuperating.

Kazuichi: I should've known...

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Kazuichi: Hey guys, I um... I think we should all start being a bit nicer to Monomi.

Hiyoko: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THAT STUPID POINTY-TOOTHED VIRGIN!?

Mahiru: Hiyoko, please calm down.

Kazuichi: It's just that... Monomi helped me down from the palm tree. I think she's genuinely on our side, unlike Monokuma.

Chiaki: I've been trying to tell you guys that!

Hajime: Chiaki, I told you to stay off your handbook while you're resting.

Chiaki: Hehe. I took my handbook back when you left to get water. Are you mad at me, Hajime?

Hajime: No, of course not. I could never be mad at you...

Nekomaru: Wait Kazuichi, you don't need my help now? But Akane finished her laps.

Kazuichi: IT'S BEEN LIKE TWENTY MINUTES!

Akane: I'm fast.

Hajime: That's an understatement...

Kazuichi: Anyway, I just think we should all be nicer to Monomi.

Hajime: Why not! You and Chiaki say do. I'll do it.

Kazuichi: Why are you saying that "and Chiaki" part!? Would not have done it if only I had said it!?

Hajime: Probably. You jump to conclusions a lot.

Kazuichi: Do yon have a crush on Chiaki!?

Hajime: Like that.

Kazuichi: So you do!

Hajime: No I don't...

Fuyuhiko: Fuckin liar.

Hajime: Fuyuhiko!? Where'd that come from!?

Fuyuhiko: Be a man and admit your feelings, jackass.

Hajime: Right after you admit your feelings for Peko.

Fuyuhiko: 🖕

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Mahiru: Hey, Kazuichi. I wanted to say... that was real mature. What you said in the group chat.

Kauzichi: You mean about Monomi?

Mahiru: Yeah. I didn't think you could be serious about something like that. I thought you could only be serious about machines and girls and stuff like that.

Kazuichi: Hey, cut me some slack. I can be mature when I want to be. But thank you, it means a lot.

Mahiru: Hey uh, I finished developing the photos. Here's the one Hiyoko wanted.

Mahiru Koizumi sent a photo.

Kauzichi: Aw, that looks really cool!

Mahiru: Hiyoko and Ibuki get along well. And Chiaki just wanted to join them.

Kazuichi: Well, the photo came out great!

Mahiru: Thanks. I, uh... I also found a photo I think I'm going to put in my special drawer now.

Kazuichi: Special drawer?

Mahiru: It's where I keep all the photos that mean a lot to me. Here, I'll send the new one...

Mahiru Koizumi sent a photo.

Kazuichi: Hey, I remember that! Hajime took that picture, right?

Mahiru: Yeah. He wanted to borrow it for a day and when you came up to see what was going on, he took that picture.

Kazuichi: He did. But, why is that one special?

Mahiru: Don't worry about it.

Kazuichi: Alright.

Mahiru: You're a nice guy, Kazuichi...