Hajime Hinata has added Natsumi Kuzuryu and Sato to the group.

Natsumi: What the fuck do you want, Ahoge Boy?

Sato: Natsumi, do you have to be so rude right off the bat?

Hajime: Guys, save the rivalry for later, I need your help!

Sato: Chiaki is coming to confess to you and and you're too shy and not ready yet, right?

Hajime: ...

Hajime: How did you know?

Hajime: Are you secretly the Ultimate Clairvoyant?

Sato: Mahiru just texted me everything. Congrats, her class accepts you.

Hajime: Now's not the time for this! I need advice!

Sato: Just let her do it, man. Man up and get a girlfriend.

Natsumi: No! It's too soon! You only met her this year! She could be a total stalker or a pervert or something and you don't know!

Sato: Do I detect a bit of jealousy, Natsumi?

Natsumi: Shut up! I-It's not I'm disagreeing because I LIKE him or anything! Y-You idiots!

Hajime: ...

Sato: ...

Hajime: And I thought Mahiru was tsundere.

Natsumi: I'M NOT A TSUNDERE!

Sato: Yeah, and I'm the Ultimate Lucky Student.

Hajime: And I have an afro.

Natsumi: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!

Sato: Calm your tits, girl.

Natsumi: Shut up.

Hajime: Say, Sato, how come your handbook doesn't show your full name?

Sato: My full name is a mystery.

Natsumi: Geez, you're weird.

Sato has renamed the group "The No Talent Squad"

Natsumi: Hey! I have a talent! I'm the Ultimate Little Sister!

Sato: Yeah, because that's the only thing you can be good at.

Hajime: #EpicBurn

Sato: 🖐

Hajime: 🖐

Natsumi: Why is it always you two against me!?

Hajime: Fuck, guys, Chiaki's coming over. Gotta go.

Sato: Just be honest about your feelings.

Natsumi: TURN HER DOWN, YOU POINTY HAIRED FUCK!

Hajime: This is why you two are my only friends.