Kazuichi's Brilliant Idea (Despair Arc)
Kazuichi Souda has added Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, Nagito Komaeda, Teruteru Hanamura, Nekomaru Nidai, Ultimate Imposter, and Gundam Tanaka to the group.
Kazuichi: Okay guys, I have a brilliant idea.
Fuyuhiko: The last time you said that, Ms. Yukizome found you in a garbage can full of sugar.
Kazuichi: It wasn't my fault. How was I supposed to know her boyfriend was extremely protective over her. I just wanted some macaroons.
Nagito: You called her Sugar Mama.
Kazuichi: SO DOES HER BOYFRIEND!
Imposter: That's because he's her BOYFRIEND. Think a little harder next time.
Kazuichi: Fine. Anyway, my great idea. The 78th Class is going to start coming here in a week, right?
Fuyuhiko: Yeah. My sister is really looking forward to meeting that clairvoyant guy. Don't know why. Nats is just really pumped about it.
Imposter: I hope Byakuya doesn't know I used to disguise as him.
Gundam: There is also a hall monitor that I believe might make a good comrade. My Devas and I are excited to meet him.
Kazuichi: Yeah yeah, whatever. Anyway, when they get here, I want to have all the guys from that class join us for something. Something that only a big group of guys can pull off.
Nekomaru: I have a bad feeling about this...
Kazuichi: A panty raid!
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu has left the group.
Kazuichi: Well, I guess he's out. What about the rest of you guys?
Gundam: Shark Mechanic, how many times must I tell you that I will not perform any lewd acts!
Kazuichi: So, that's a no, right?
Gundam: Of course! Why would I allow such lewd activities to be performed by the Ascended Ruler of Ice!?
Kazuichi: Because, as much as it pains me to use Sonia as a bribe for another guy, especially you, we'll be raiding Sonia guaranteed. You sure you don't wanna join?
Gundam: I-Insolent fool! What makes you think I would be interested in that knowledge? Though, because you plan on attempting to rob the Dark Queen of her undergarments, I must come with you to view the sight which will be her striking you down for your heinous acts, and I shall join!
Kazuichi: Works every time. What about the rest of you?
Imposter: No.
Nekomaru: Yeah, I don't really see the point of this. Like, why exactly are we doing this? And what is it exactly?
Kazuichi: It's a thing that all guys must do to become men.
Imposter: That's not even close.
Nekomaru: Well, if it's something for all the guys, shouldn't you invite Hajime? This would be the perfect opportunity for us to bond with him.
Kazuichi: Good idea!
Kazuichi Souda has added Hajime Hinata to the group.
Hajime: What's going on?
Nagito: Hello Hajime. How did the love confession go?
Hajime: Hey, d-don't bring that up... Chiaki just said she likes me and we decided to "go steady" as she put it...
Nekomaru: You totally like her.
Hajime: S-Shut up...
Kazuichi: Anyway, want to join our panty raid?
Hajime: No.
Kazuichi: Too bad. I need a wingman and I can't trust Gundam to do it.
Hajime: Are you two literally the only ones doing this?
Gundam: I am not going to dirty my hands with the act of stealing a female's undergarments! I am merely supervising the perverted Shark Mechanic as to keep him from endangering Lady Sonia!
Nagito: Such a hopeful idea.
Hajime: Shut up.
Kazuichi: Hey Nagito. If you join us, it might help inspire some hope! By helping us get the girls' panties, it will fill us with hope in succeeding in our mission of manhood!
Nagito: Well if you put it like that, how can I refuse? Count me in!
Kazuichi: Teruteru, you've been quiet.
Teruteru: Leave the planning to me. I know the dorms inside and out. I can get us to each and every girl we want undetected.
Kazuichi: Professional. I like it! But we won't have a guaranteed list of girls until the 78th class agrees.
Hajime: What makes you think they'll agree?
Kazuichi: There's gotta be at least one. I heard that baseball player is a bit of a ladies man. Anyway, Imposter? Nekomaru? Last chance to reconsider.
Ultimate Imposter has left the group.
Nekomaru: Yeah, I think I'll go, too. There's not really any girl's underwear here I'm particularly interested in. Plus, it's not right for a team manager to raid through the clothes of the team.
Kazuichi: What about Akane?
Nagito: Yeah, you two are pretty close.
Nekomaru: That's just the bond of an athlete and their manager.
Kazuichi: You've already seen her panties, haven't you!? You've betrayed me!
Nekomaru: Hey now, I would never do something that underhanded.
Teruteru: Then what are these private little sessions between you and Akane that I hear have been happening? I pass by her room sometimes on my way to mine and I hear her... moaning... Ooh, it's so good...
Kazuichi: Okay, back it up there, Teru.
Teruteru: Apologies. But seriously, what are those sessions?
Kazuichi: Don't tell me... Did you lose your virginity before me!? I owe Nagito ten bucks if you did!
Nekomaru: Nothing like that has been happening. I've simply been giving Akane a certain treatment method that makes her body feel like it's in heaven! We call it "it", as a way to keep it a secret. I'd gladly do "it" to anyone who asks! As long as I can trust them fully to not disclose my secret art.
Hajime: ...
Nagito: ...
Gundam: ...
Kazuichi: Okay, so that's a no then. You're either gay or already close enough to Akane to be satisfied.
Nekomaru: Now if you'll excuse me, Akane's actually due for another round of "it" in ten minutes.
Nekomaru Nidai has left the group.
Nagito: So, our group is me, Kazuichi, Gundam, Hajime, and Teruteru.
Hajime: I'm not going!
Kazuichi: Yes you are! I'm dragging you there!
Hajime: What kind of classmates does Chiaki have...?
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