Business As Usual (DR1)
Junko: So, how'd you guys like my little friends?
Taka: They are not welcome in a school environment!
Mondo: Disrespectful.
Toko: S-sluts!
Sakura: Rude.
Hina: Weird.
Byakuya: Boring.
Mukuro: It takes a certain kind of guy to call Izuru boring.
Kazuichi: You realize we're still here, right douchebags?
Taka: Actually, I forgot. You've been quiet for a while now.
Sonia: We have our duty to uphold despair.
Junko: Yeah, well guys, it seems like my classmates don't really like you, so I'll remove you from the group. Don't worry! I'll make another one for us so we can still be friends!
Izuru: Good. These people are boring.
Junko Enoshima has removed Izuru Kamukura, Nagito Komaeda, Mikan Tsumiki, Kazuichi Souda, Mahiru Koizumi, Hiyoko Saionji, Ibuki Mioda, Teruteru Hanamura, Ultimate Imposter, Nekomaru Nidai, Akane Owari, Peko Pekoyama, Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, Sonia Nevermind, and Gundam Tanaka from the group.
Mondo: Thank god.
Byakuya: Those people gave me a migraine.
Hiro: So, now what?
Makoto: I guess we're back to business as usual.
Taka: I'm glad. Mondo, Chihiro, today is our planned weekly workout.
Mondo: Yeah, bro! I'm pumped!
Chihiro: I'm so glad you two agreed to do this...
Mondo: It's no big deal, Little Bro!
Taka: Our pleasure.
Hiro: When were you three this friendly?
Taka: Well, after we found out Chihiro is a male, Mondo and I decided to help him get stronger. We've bonded as friends by spending time with each other planning not only a weekly workout day, but eating breakfast together!
Makoto: But... we already eat breakfast together...
Mukuro: Speaking of which, I'm glad that you still are letting me join you for breakfast. Junko never let me eat breakfast with her, except as my birthday present.
Junko: Disgusting perverts like you should shut up about dumb stuff like that.
Sakura: Isn't your birthday the day before Christmas?
Mukuro: Yes, but we like to give each other separate presents for the two days.
Junko: Yep! And my present is that I get to step on Mukuro's face on Christmas morning!
Hiro: Geez. You sure are the nightmare before Christmas...
Junko: Don't insult me! Look at you! You're an idiot who can only predict the future 33% of the time!
Hiro: Hey, 33% is a lot better than 0! And that's only the least right I could be!
Byakuya: Sometimes I fear for my brain cells during arguments like this...
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