Junko: I'm bored...

Mondo: How the fuck can you say you're bored!? You're the one who's keeping us in here!

Junko: Yeah, but I'm bored. I want to do something.

Mondo: How about you fucking let us out of this shithole!?

Junko: Nah, I'd rather keep you all here so I have people to play with.

Toko: That doesn't mean we'll do stuff with you! We aren't friends!

Junko: We aren't right now, but I could kill you if you refuse to participate.

Kyoko: Right now?

Toko: THIS IS BLACKMAIL!

Mukuro: Yeah... She gets like this sometimes.

Makoto: What did you have in mind?

Junko: Clue!

Hina: Oh, I love that game! I played it with my family all the time!

Sayaka: I played it with the other members of my idol group, too!

Makoto: This could be fun, actually.

Junko: Well, let's get to it! Yasuhiro Hagakure was found dead in Makoto's bathroom! Who killed him, when did they kill him, and what weapon did they use?

Taka: Does Hiro get to participate in some way? You chose him as the victim, so he can't really solve his own murder. Does he know the answers we need?

Makoto: GUYS I CHECKED MY BATHROOM AND HIRO'S ACTUALLY DEAD!

Leon: Where's the cards? Don't we play this game with cards?

Junko: I've added a bunch of Truth Bullets that you'll all use instead. Each of you have a weapon, a name, and a location. Only one name, location, and possible weapon in the school isn't on anyone's device. Once you make a guess, the person who goes after you has to confess to having one of the Truth Bullets you used in your guess, if they have it. If you think you know all three answers, you can use your turn to make an official accusation. Once you do, I'll send you the real details. If you're wrong, you're out. If you're right, you win!

Hina: Sounds simple enough. It's not gonna be the same without the physical cards, though.

Byakuya: I suppose this could be fun

Makoto: WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW HIRO IS DEAD!? HE'S BEEN MURDERED!

Toko: I think Leon did it.

Leon: Me!? Why!?

Toko: No reason. I'm just making a guess, not an accusation.

Junko: I guess Toko is going first! What's about the location and weapon?

Toko: Well, he was found in the bathroom, so I'll guess there. For the weapon... I know there's knives in the kitchen.

Makoto: THERE'S A KNIFE STICKING OUT OF HIS STOMACH! WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS!

Junko: Okay, Toko guess Leon in the bathroom with a knife. Sounds kinda weird. Pick someone to go after you and they'll have to confess if they have one of the three!

Toko: Uh... Kyoko. She's probably figured it out already. Stupid genius-level intelligence...

Kyoko: I'm guessing Hifumi in the bathroom with a knife. I had none of Toko's cards.

Makoto: YOU TOO KYOKO!? WILL ANYONE HELP ME!?

Kyoko: Leon, I'd like you to go next.

Leon: Alright. Sayaka with a shot put ball in the library!

Chihiro: Do we even have a shot put ball in here?

Mukuro: No, I'd remember if we did. I made the list of all the weapons in the school that Junko used for this.

Junko: Which is why she's not playing!

Leon: I dunno where that came from, really. Just a gut feeling, I guess. In return, I'm gonna give her the next turn.

Sayaka: Umm... Makoto... with a spear... in the warehouse!

Makoto: GUYS, I'M NOT JOKING, THERE IS A DEAD BODY IN THE BATHROOM!

Sayaka: I didn't have any of Leon's cards. Chihiro, you go!

Chihiro: Oh, uh... what in the school can count as a weapon?

Hina: Is mayonnaise a weapon?

Junko: No, Hina, mayonnaise is not a weapon.

Sayaka: Horseradish is not a weapon either.

Hina: How'd you know what I was thinking, Sayaka!?

Sayaka: I'm psychic.

Sayaka: Kidding! I just have good intuition.

Chihiro: Uh... I'll guess Mondo. He used a dumbbell in the locker room.

Mondo: I'd never to do that, but it's just a game, so I'll let it slide, little man.

Chihiro: Thank you. How about you go now, Mondo?

Mondo: Alright. I'm gonna go for a twist. Hiro killed himself!

Kyoko: That certainly is unusual for Clue.

Celeste: How did he kill himself, though?

Makoto: MAYBE THE KNIFE THAT'S STICKING OUT OF HIS STOMACH!? I'M PRETTY SURE HE WAS MURDERED, GUYS!

Mondo: I dunno. Maybe he strangled himself with toilet paper in the bathroom or something.

Toko: Toilet paper as a weapon... That's horrible writing! What kind of moron would even try to use that as a weapon?

Mondo: Anyway, how about you give it a shot, Sakura?

Sakura: Very well. I guess Celeste in the rec room with a hammer.

Hina: From the art room?

Sakura: Yes. I thought of that as I was considering potential weapons.

Makoto: I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S THE KNIFE!

Sakura: Speaking of which, Celeste, you may take a turn now.

Celeste: I shall. I guess that it was Genocider Syo with a pair of scissors in the dojo.

Hina: I didn't even consider Syo! Good idea, Celeste!

Celeste: Thank you. Care to wager a guess, Byakuya?

Byakuya: Of course. I guess it was Kyoko with a knife in the hallway. Hina, it is your turn now.

Hina: Well, I had the hallway bullet, so we know it's not that. How about... Mondo with a grenade launcher in the library!

Mukuro: We don't have a grande launcher...

Junko: I wish we did.

Taka: I don't! I'm glad such a dangerous weapon isn't on school grounds.

Hina: Taka, you go!

Taka: Let's see... After me shall be... Hifumi.

Makoto: HIRO IS SERIOUSLY DEAD! I FEEL LIKE JUNKO KILLED HIM FOR THIS GAME!

Taka: I shall guess Byakuya with a scissor blade in the kitchen!

Hifumi: I have the Byakuya bullet, so Mr. Togami did not kill Mr. Hagakure.

Hifumi: As for my guess, I'd like to choose Ms. Sakura with poison in the rec room!

Hifumi: Now then, Mr. Naegi, I choose you! It is now your turn, but first, do you have any of those bullets?

Makoto: I'M NOT JOKING AROUND HERE, GUYS! HIRO IS DEAD! JUNKO KILLED HIM IN MY BATHROOM WITH A KNIFE!

Kyoko: You seem pretty confident. Is that a guess or an accusation?

Makoto: I AM SAYING THAT I'M CERTAIN JUNKO KILLED HIRO WITH A KNIFE IN MY BATHROOM!

Junko: Ding Ding Ding! Makoto Naegi has solved a The Curious Case of Yasuhiro Hagakure!

Hiro: Whooo! Good job, Makoto!

Makoto: HIRO WHAT HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!?

Hiro: Oh, I was faking it, man. Junko told me she wanted to do something to do, so I suggested Clue. We then acted like it all was a coincidence to hide that the game master was the killer the whole time! I mean, imagine that!

Celeste: I certainly wouldn't have guessed that the mastermind killed the first victim of the game. That would be rather odd.

Leon: Yeah, me neither.

Makoto: BUT! THE KNIFE! THE BLOOD! HOW!?

Hiro: Toy knife, dude. Haven't you seen one of those? Oh, and the blood was ketchup. With a little bit of pepto bismal mixed in to make it look more real. That was pretty fun, actually.

Taka: I had a wonderful time!

Chihiro: That was fun!

Hina: I love Clue! We should do it again sometime!

Junko: Surprisingly, I'm still not bored of this. Maybe we could do another round. Makoto, do you want to be the victim this time?

Makoto: I want out of this school...