Kaede Akamatsu has invited you and 2 others to a chat.

Miu Iruma
ah fuck yeah i get to do
this instead that other
crossdressing fucker!

Shuichi Saihara
Um, Kaede, what's going on?

Kaede Akamatsu
I'm not sorry Saihara

Kokichi Ouma
Shumai, baka, cockslut.

Kaede Akamatsu
So we all know the term ship, correct?

Miu Iruma has changed Kaede Akamatsu's name to 'KaedeadBakamatsu.'

Miu Iruma has changed Shiuchi Saihara's name to 'Kokichi'sThrustFucker'

Kokichi'sThrustFucker
What the hell! Iruma, change
it back!

Kokichi'sThrustFucker
I don't know how to fix
this...

KaedeadBakamatsu
I'm sorry Saihara, but you're
becoming a boomer.

Kokichi Ouma
awww, don't worry about it
Shumai, i still love you.

Kokichi'sThrustFucker
Kokichi, please change it.

Miu Iruma has changed Kokichi Ouma's name to 'Saihara'sPortableCumDumpster'

Saihara'sPortableCumDumpster
wow, miu actually has
decent nicknames.

Kokichi'sThrustFucker
These aren't decent at all!

KaedeadBakamatsu
I asked a fucking question.

Saihara'sPortableCumDumpster
oh, not sorry, but i know the term.

Kokichi'sThrustFucker
Um, yes, I think Shirogane has
mentioned it to me once or
twice.

Miu Iruma
well, you and cock fucker
over are the most popular
ship in the entire show.

Kokichi'sThrustFucker
I'm sorry, what?

Saihara'sPortableCumDumpster
that's amazing! i would get
to marry my lovely Shumai!

KaedeadBakamatsu
Do you want me to show
you some fanart?

Kokichi'sThrustFucker
Kaede, get me off this chat.
I don't mind him, but I don't
want to see what people
think we act like in private.

Miu Iruma
we never said anything
about being in private, did
we Kaede?

KaedeadBakamatsu
I'm also certain we didn't.

Saihara'sPortableCumDumpster
Shumai, stop screaming into
your pillow, I can hear it
from across the hallway.

Kokichi'sThrustFucker
Fine, I'll look at fanart.

KaedeadBakamatsu

Miu Iruma has changed their name to '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
shuichi obviously dominate
cock sucker.

Shuichi'sPortableCumDumpster
i wouldn't mind that.

Kokichi'sThrustFucker
why the fuck does Kokichi
look like he's getting raped
and enjoying it.

Shuichi'sPortableCumDumpster
ew, rape is miu's kink.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
it just sounds hot.

KaedeadBakamatsu
Sounds like something
Shuichi hates.
Considering he's a
detective and all that.

Kokichi'sThrustFucker
Yeah, I'm honestly concerned.

KaedeadBakamatsu
Alright, next image.

KaedeadBakamatsu

Kokichi'sThrustFucker
Alright, that's cute, I'll give you that.

Shuichi'sPortableCumDumpster
if only Shumai would actually
do this for me...

I'm going to finish this another time.