Willai

Mai ran around Willow, flailing her arms around. "Senpaiiii notice me! Notice me senpai!" She shouted.

Willow put a hand on Mai's shoulder, letting out a sigh. "Mai we've been dating for three months, what are you doing?"

"All the cool kids are doing it, so why not?" Mai responded with a shrug.

Willow slowly shook her head. "You're adorable and all, but sometimes I don't know how I deal with you..."

"But you love me~!" Mai replied, hugging Willow.

Willow nodded with a small smile, hugging back. "Of course I do."

Kazuki x Mika (don't ask why I made Mika a weeb... I couldn't come up with a reason if I tried)

Mika jumped out at Kazuki, backing him up against a wall. "You stay away from my sugoi onii-chan you baka!"

Kazuki was confused. "Do I know you?" He asked.

"I'm Michi-senpai's twin, Mika-chan desu! He makes my kokoro go doki-doki~!" Mika exclaimed with a dreamy look in her eyes.

Kazuki was still confused. "So... you're in love with your brother? That's weird...."

"Nani? What do you mean? I see it in anime all the time desu!" Mika said. She then stared at Kazuki for a moment. "You're pretty hot too though. I see why Michi-senpai likes you desu."

Kazuki left. He couldn't handle the high doses of weeb.

Kazuki x Riku

Today was the day Riku was going to get himself some screen time. He had a gay crush on the protagonist for a while now, and what better way to get noticed than to make a move on the main character?

Riku walked into the hotel restaurant early in the morning, glad to see that Kazuki was sitting there alone. He took a deep breath before approaching the boy.

"H-hey, Kazuki..." Riku spoke up, getting his crush's attention.

"Oh, hey Riku, what's up?" Kazuki asked, looking up at the neglected child.

Riku was quiet for a moment, fumbling with his hoodie strings. "I... um, I just wanted to tell you something...."

Kazuki nodded. "Okay, what is it?

"I-I... you see..." Riku's cheeks turned pink and he adjusted his glasses. "I really like you, Kazuki! Y-y'know, in the gay way."

Kazuki looked shocked, and Riku thought he just ruined everything before he felt the author's lips on his own. He kissed back, wrapping his arms around Kazuki's neck.

Everything was perfect... until the very next night when Riku got a fork to the eye.

Mika x Riku

Mika was watching the security cameras, bored out of her mind, and decided to watch the neglected child, Riku. The protagonist always ignored him, so she was curious to what he got up to.

Riku was just reading a book in his room. No wonder he got no screen time, he was boring.

Mika forgot about him quickly and instead stalked her brother.

Kaiya x Ichiro

Ichiro wanted the booty and Kaiya was adorable so he decided to try her.

"Hey, wanna have hot kinky sex?" Ichiro asked her casually.

"Sure." Kaiya replied. "With my girlfriend." She then went off to make out with Satchiko.

Ichiro was once again left forever alone.

Nise x Riku

Nise was feeling sad and alone, when suddenly a blue haired boy appeared in front of her.

"I'm gay, why do I keep getting paired with girls?" Riku asked no one in particular.

"U-um..." Nise was staring at him with wide eyes. "Why's there a f-fork in your eye?"

"Oh, right... goddammit Natsumi..." Riku muttered. "N-nevermind that, it's boring being a ghost, wanna make out or something?"

Nise nodded. "M-making out with a ghost is a o-once in a lifetime opportunity!"

So they made out.

Mai x Akio x Michio (combined ships because of laziness)

"Akio! You're the only one for me!" Mai exclaimed, flinging herself at the skateboarder.

Akio caught her, but was extremely confused. "Mai, what the fuck?"

"Fuck? Did I hear fuck? Wanna fuck?" Mai said, running her hands down Akio's torso.

"Holy shit Mai this is coming out of nowhere we barely talked-" Akio was cut off by someone hugging him from behind.

"Oh Akio, I so badly want to see you in pain~" Michio said in a seductive tone, biting at his ear. "That would bring me so much beautiful despair~"

Akio couldn't help but blush. "Michio, w-what are you--"

"No! Don't hurt bae!" Mai shouted, hugging Akio tighter. "I won't let you!"

"You can't do anything with that puny brain of yours." Michio dissed Mai before turning his attention back to the confused young man. "If you end up killing someone, I'll make your execution the most painful... even thinking about it is getting me excited!"

Akio just stood there for a minute before letting out a sigh. "Okay, there's only one way to resolve this... threesome?"

The other two agreed, so that's what they did.