Kaiya x Akio

In hell, Akio looked over at Kaiya awkwardly. He wanted to start a conversation with her, but when that's hard when you literally murdered the person.

"Um.. why're you in hell?" Akio asked. "I mean, you were a cinnamon roll."

Kaiya shrugged. "I'm gay and mixed fabrics."

"Sounds legit." Akio replied, then frowned. "Wait, you're gay? Fuck, I wanted to have sex."

"Well, I wouldn't fuck my murderer even if I was attracted to you." Kaiya said before flipping her hair and strutting away.

Haru x Momo

"Kazukiiii~ I love youuuu~" Momo said, clinging onto the author's arm.

"You must mean as a friend, right?" Kazuki asked obliviously.

Momo glared at him. "Fucking hell Kazuki when are you going to notice I want you?? Seriously I am not being subtle at all, a brick wall would be aware of my feelings!" She ranted, stepping away from him. "I am so sexually frustrated because of you goddammit."

Kazuki gave her a confused look. "You wanted to be friends, right?"

Momo took in deep breaths to calm herself down. She had no idea why she even liked this idiot. "Pay close attention Kazuki, this is what I wanna do with you."

She grabbed the closest person, who just happened to be Haru and pulled him towards her and tried to kiss him. With her being the shortest character and him being the tallest, it didn't really work.

"Um... Momo... what are you doing?" Haru asked. Momo actually found his confused expression kinda hot, and no one could resist his enchanting yellow eyes.

"Kiss me!" Momo said, her cheeks turning pink.

Haru let out a small sigh, "I guess there's no harm in one kiss." He leaned down (a lot lmao) and kissed Momo on the lips.

"I guess she'll never choose me..." Kazuki said disappointedly.

Kaiya x Natsumi

Natsumi was crying in a corner of hell. "WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO DO THAT?!?!? I JUST ENDED UP HURTING MY CRUSH AND DYING PAINFULLY, IT WAS NOT WORTH IT!!!"

"Chill." Kaiya said, approaching her. "It'll be okay... I know how you feel, I hurt Katashi by dying too...."

Natsumi suddenly realized how fucking adorable Kaiya is. "Um... Kaiya... do you like vegetables?"

"I love vegetables." Kaiya said with a wink.

And so they had sex.

Momo x Jirou

Jirou had been giving Momo some much needed therapy for a while now, and because of it she had gotten over her obsession with Kazuki... only to become obsessed with Jirou instead.

"Jirrrooouuuu~ why won't you love meeeeee~?" Momo whined, wrapping her arms around the therapist.

Jirou sighed. "I already told you, I'm gay, and I have a- I mean, um, nothing!"

Momo gasped. "You're with someone? Who is it?"

Jirou quickly shook his head. "No one! No one at all! Now, can we get back to our session?"

Just then, Haru walked in. "Hey babe."

"HE'S MINE!" Momo hissed, pulling a gun out of somewhere (idk she has no pockets) and shooting Haru in the face.

"MOMO WHY?!?!!" Jirou yelled, eyes welling up with tears.

Momo smiled at him. "Because you're mine. Now I'm gonna fuck the gay out of you."

Jirou had a very bad day.