Kaiya x Itami

Kaiya awkwardly looked up at her teacher, conflicting feelings stirring inside her. She was a lesbian and this was her teacher, already two reasons she wouldn't fuck him. But still, she felt the sudden urge to.

The ultimate cat lady approached Itami with a serious expression. "Hey, Mr. Itami, can you fuck me?" She asked.

Itami just let out a sigh. "No, I refuse, miss Minami. I'm your teacher."

"Okay." Kaiya replied with a shrug before going on with her life.

Mika x Ryuji

Ryuji was playing with his sisters' old dolls on his own when Mika approached him.

"You're pretty cute for a ten year old." Mika said, "Wanna--"

She was dragged away by both Satchiko and Yukiko before she could say any more.

Tomi x Rei

Tomi was feeling bored one day and went to the enemy's base all alone, because that's smart.

He walked inside and was immediately met with an edgy tween, but for some reason he found her really attractive.

"You came here all alone?" Rei tilted her head. "How stupid. I don't know how you're still alive if you think like this."

Tomi just shrugged. "I was bored and you're cute."

"I'm thirteen, pedo." Rei frowned and walked away.

Aimi x Haru

Aimi decided to walk around the school grounds of Hope's Peak Academy, and saw a very tall and attractive famous director. She ran over to him, intending to fangirl and ask him out, but then she saw him making out with his boyfriend. Aimi isn't a bitch who gets in the way of gay so she left.

HOLY SHIT FINALLY THATS ALL THE ONESHOTS. From now on the rest of these will be newly written... now I will go die because fuck that was a lot.