Kaiya walked over to Jirou, looking at him shyly. "H-hey, Jirou..." She said, petting the cat in her arms.

"You two should kiss!" Orochi shouted out.

"I-I have a boyfriend and she's also gay!" Jirou called back to him. 

Orochi just shrugged. "Who cares, Haru isn't here, and it'd be entertaining."

"I-I guess... one kiss could be fine..." Kaiya said with a small blush on her freckled cheeks. "I never kissed a boy before... I like pussy."

"Okay... if Haru finds out I will complete your failed abortion, Orochi." Jirou said very out-of-character-ly and got up, giving Kaiya a small kiss before stepping back.

"Pussy's better." Kaiya stated.

"That was very anti-climatic." Orochi pointed out.

They all stood around awkwardly. He was right.