Part 2 of Video starts in five!
Non-Despair AU
Youtuber! AU
Side ships: Shuichi Saihara x Kokichi Ouma, Tenko Chabashira x Himiko Yumeno. Maki Harukawa x Kaito Momota
Their first stream!
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Kaede tapped her microphone, "Everyone ready?"

Everyone agreed in some form. Shuichi spoke up, "I'm starting the stream in five minutes."

Kaede stared at the camera in front of her. It had been about three months since they had started their youtube channel. They had about five thousand subscribers now. To celebrate the occasion, everyone decided to do a truth or dare live stream (Their very first one!)with suggestions taken from the comments. Each student was in their own room with a camera, headphones, and a microphone. They also had their laptop nearby, courtesy of Hope's Peak, with the live stream open to make sure the stream was going smoothly. It was also there so they could watch each other's reaction/ dares.

The video the audience was seeing was split up into sixteen squares with each student inside one. They also had their respective name and talent on the bottom right of each square.

"Alright, I'm starting the stream." Shuichi stated. As soon as he started the stream, everyone started flooding them with questions and dares.

"Woah, everyone, calm down!" Kaede exclaimed, "We'll get to the truth or dare section in a bit, but we'll start with a brief introduction for each of us first, alright?"

Each student proceeded to list their name and talent. Everytime someone talked by themself, the square they were in expanded to fit the entire screen.

"Let's get to the tod section already, Bakamatsu!" Miu cackled in her microphone.

"It hasn't even been five minutes, but she's already insulting someone." Kiibo sighed.

"I'm going to pick a random one from the comments," Kirumi mentioned.

"Korekiyo, can memes be considered a part of anthropology?" Kirumi finally chose one, "from @MunkiSmol ."

"Memes are considered a part of American culture, and anthropology is about studying cultures and human behaviors, so yes, it would be considered a part of anthropology." Korekiyo responded, "Kekeke."

"Yaoi is a huge part of Japanese culture, so technically, it should be considered anthropology too, right?!" Tsumugi exclaimed.

"No."

Ryoma spoke up, "Oh hey, Gonta got a dare."

"Oh no."

"Oh no."

"Oh no."

"OH YEAH!" Kokichi yelled into his microphone, making two people throw their headphones off.

"What is the dare? Gonta will try to complete it to his best ability!" Gonta smiled.

"God, he's so pure." Shuichi whispered.

Ryoma started reading the dare, "Gonta, I dare you to insult each person in your class. From someone called ShuIsBestBoi. I'd like to disagree with that username."

"Mhmm." Kirumi agreed, "Everyone knows Gonta is best boy."

This statement was followed by a lot of agreement from both the students and the comments.

"I'm honored, but Gonta is best boy." Shuichi replied.

"Gonta no do that! It's ungentlemen like!" Gonta exclaimed.

"Gonta, it's a dare. You gotta do it." Kokichi told him.

"Gonta, please?" Kaede asked.

"Gonta sorry in advance." Gonta started, "Kayayday, you are a Mary sue."

"I'm more offended you pronounced my name wrong." Kaede whispered.

"Rantaro, you somehow lost twelve people while out traveling, and it takes a special level of stupid to do that."

"That's just rubbing salt in the wound.." Rantaro muttered, leaning on his desk.

"Kokichi, you will never be able to rule the world."

Kokcihi started fake crying, "It's funny cause it's true."

"Shuichi, Gonta mistook you for a woman the first time we met."

"Not the first time someone has done that." Shuichi replied.

"Take that as a compliment!" Tenko exclaimed.

"Tenko, your feminism is annoying."

"You're only saying that because you're a male!" Tenko argued.

"Notice how she didn't call him a degenerate like she does to all the other boys." Korekiyo observed.

"Himiko, you're the Super High School Level Magician, not the Super High School Level Mage!"

Himiko gasped, "I'll have you know, all my tricks are with magic!"

"Angie, Atua is not real!"

Angie slammed her hand down, "Atua says you need to take that back!"

"Ryoma, you are super short!"

Ryoma breathed sharply. He always was quite sensitive about his height.

"Kirumi, you are our mom, so Gonta can not insult you!"

"I give up." Kirumi shook her head, "Even Gonta said it."

"Korekiyo, your family are the only people who can love you!"

"Kekeke, you're right." Korekiyo giggled.

"That scares me." Tsumugi mentioned.

"Miu is a thot!" Everyone gasped. The comment section went wild.

"GONTA, WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD?!" Kirumi screeched, mom mode activated.

"Gonta overheard Kokichi calling Miu that, and she seemed displeased, so it must be an insult, right?"

"Gonta, that's a bad word. Don't use it." Maki answered.

"But if it's a bad word, why did Kokichi use it?"

"Because he's a bad person."

"Not denying it." Kokichi shrugged.

"Tsumugi is a weaboo!"

"I'm more shocked he knows what that is." Tsumugi commented.

"Kiibo will never be human!"

"That's robophobic!" Kiibo retorted.

"Kaito will never be adored by crying children!"

"Hey! I am Kaito Momota, luminary of the stars! Even crying children ado-"

"Shut up, Kaito." Maki interrupted.

"Maki, your crush will never like you!"

Maki turned bright red.

"Maki has a crush?!" Tsumugi squealed. The comment section started speculating who it was.

"Shut up." Maki glared at the camera, tugging her hair.

"Gonta sorry!" Gonta apologized.

"It's fine, Gonta. It was a dare." Kirumi assured.

"We have one for Maki." Shuichi mentioned, "Maki, who is your crush? (P.S plz say Kaito. I got twenty dollars riding on this.) From Harumota4Lyfe."

"So what if I have a crush on Kaito." Maki mumbled, "It's not like I'm smitten or anything."

"Tsunderes are the best type of deres, in my opinion." Tsumugi spoke up.

"Do you want to die?"

"Eep!"

"We got a truth for Kaito!" Kaede cut in, "Kaito, do you also have feelings for Maki? This question was from MakirollXKaito. Jeez so many of these usernames are so weird."

Kaito started blushing. He looked at the stream video to see that Maki was also blushing. "Well, you see, I also have feelings for Maki!"

"You do?"

"Yeah...."

"WAIT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Tsumugi threw her hands up in anger, "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET THEM TOGETHER FOR FIVE MONTHS! AND THIS LIVE STREAM ACCOMPLISHED THAT BEFORE ME?!"

"Ha, guess the viewers are better matchmakers then you!" Kokichi exclaimed, leaning back.

Tsumugi slammed her hands down. "You take that back." She growled.

"Before you all kill each other, we have a dare for everyone. From someone named GayShipsRBestShips. These usernames are so weird.." Shuichi spoke up, "Go to your crush/ the person you are dating's camera for 2 truths. Oh no."

Shuichi, Tenko, Kaito, Korekiyo, Maki, Miu, Kokcihi, Himiko, Rantaro, Angie, and Kiibo got up.

A minute passed.

Kokcihi bounced into Shuichi's seat, a wide grin on his face. Shuichi quietly sat down in Kokichi's chair, pulling down his hat to cover his red face.

Himiko sat down in Tenko's chair, after raising it. Tenko and Angie reached Himiko's room at the same time.

"Oh shit." Kokichi whispered, "It's a love triangle."

Tsumugi was literally squealing loudly, "Love triangles are my favorite plot devices! Although, Teniko is more popular than Angiko."

"You made ship names of us?" Himiko asked, rubbing her eyes.

"No, our subscribers made them. Although, they are good. Like Saiouma!"

"Shirogane, please." Shuichi pleaded.

Tenko brought over another chair so both Angie and Tenko could sit down.

"You're not upset?" Ryoma asked.

"I would be upset if it was a dengenerate!" Tenko replied, "However, Angie is a part of my friend group with Himiko, and I can't really blame her for being in love with Himiko. Who wouldn't?! She's soooo cute!"

"Nyehh," Himiko started blushing.

Kirumi spoke up, "My door's opening." She turned around, "Oh."

Korekiyo set down his chair and sat down next to Kirumi, before giggling. She leaned away from him.

Kaito jumped into Maki's chair, unintentionally knocking the chair and himself over. Maki sighed in disappointment from Kaito's seat.

A knock was heard from Kokichi's screen.

"No." Tsumugi gasped, "No."

Rantaro walked in and sat next to him.

"Top 10 anime plot twists." Kirumi whispered.

"MOM KNOWS HOW TO MEME?!" Kokichi shouted, slamming his hands on the desk, ignoring Rantaro.

Miu cackled, "Wow, didn't know she could do that!" She was currently leaning back in Kiibo's chair.

"Miu, please." Kiibo pleaded, leaning on Miu's desk.

Shuichi's face was red, but he continued to stay silent.

"We got another one!" Tsumugi shouted, "Rantaro, I dare you to kiss Shuichi. Also Kokichi, no stopping him! From FoxieChan976."

"What." Kokichi turned to glare at Rantaro. He smirked.

"O-Oh." Shuichi looked down at his lap, fidgeting. Rantaro winked to Shuichi through the camera, before leaving the room.

"Let's do another one while we wait for him," Kirumi cut in, somewhat enjoying the drama, " Kirumi, what has been your hardest task? From Kayla McNamara. Well, Kayla, I would consider working for the Prime minster the hardest task I have ever done."

"You worked for the Prime minister?" Gonta asked.

Kirumi nodded.

"Wow! Must be high honor!"

"It was."

Rantaro opened the door to Kokichi's room, "Hey, Shuichi~."

"Hey." Shuichi looked away, blushing.

"Oh my god." Tsumugi whispered, leaning closer to her screen.

Rantaro pulled Shuichi out of his chair and into Rantaro's chest trapping his arms in between them. Shuichi looked up, face completely red. Rantaro pushed his hat off with one hand, while he pulled Shuichi closer with the other.

"You're pretty cute, you know?" Rantaro leaned in, and kissed Shuichi gently. It lasted for a full ten seconds. Rantaro then spun Shuichi and let go. Shuichi stumbled for a bit before righting himself. He grabbed his hat off the floor, and put it back on his head. This all happened in front of the camera.

After adjusting it, he muttered, "Hey, the dare's over. Let's go back to our normal rooms." He promptly left Rantaro standing there, smiling fondly.

Kokichi growled loudly enough that the microphone picked it up, "He doesn't get to kiss my boyfriend. Especially not in my room!" He glared at the screen with an intent to kill.

The people who had changed rooms quickly returned to their original.

"We have a dare for Kokichi."Shuichi whispered, face still red, "You said Shuichi was your boyfriend, right? Prove it. From Saiouma. Oh god."

Kokichi giggled, "Nishishi." He left his room. Shuichi sank down in his chair.

"Alright! While we wait for Kokichi, let's do another one!" Tenko cut in, "Himiko, would you chose Tenko or Angie? Himiko!"

"Nyeh," Himiko draped her body on her desk. She looked at the screen. Tenko was literally boucing in her seat. "Tenko. Sorry Angie, but you know we're dating, right?"

"I understand!" Angie smiled, utting her hands in a prayer formation, "Atua says you guys are perfect for each other!"

"Nice to know your god isn't homophobic." Korekiyo commented, writing something down on a notepad.

Shuichi jumped suddenly. He turned around, "Oh. Hey there." Kokichi walked into the view of the camera. "You know you didn't have to break my door down, right?"

Kokichi shoved Shuichi out of his chair and onto the floor. No one could see what was going on, but they could hear quiet whispers of Kokichi's name.

"Let the hands wander." Tsumugi whispered.

"Yo! You perverts! Have sex after the live stream!" Miu called out, startling both of them to sit back up. Shuichi's hat was gone and his clothes were disheveled. Kokichi's scarf was tilted to the side.

"The hands wandered." Kaede shrieked. Kokichi went back to his room and Shuichi ducked his head. Rantaro clicked his tongue.

"ALRIGHT, MOVING ON!" Kaede shouted, "Miu, what has been your weirdest invention?"

"Hah, none!" Miu exclaimed, "All of my inventions can be used in normal ways that help you!"

"That's a lie." Kiibo interrupted, "She made a vore machine and asked me to test it on her."

"O-Of all things, why vore?" Ryoma asked, shaking his head.

"Vore is disgusting." Kokichi told her, setting up a joke they had prepared beforehand.

"Stop kinkshaming me!" Miu shouted back.

"Kinkshaming is my kink!" Kokichi responded, throwing his arms out, and leaning back in his chair.

Miu froze for a second, looking legitimately terrified, "aaaaaAAAAAAA!".

Several people threw off their headphones.

"Was that a vine?" Shuichi asked, one of the only people who had left their headphones on.

"It's that vine that goes, 'Calling people daddy is disgusting. Stop kinkshaming me! Kinkshaming is my kink!' then they scream," Kirumi explained, another person who kept their headphones on.

"Ah."

"It seems Kaede got a question." Korekiyo pointed out, "Kaede, what is your least favorite song to play on the piano? From piaNO."

Kaede started twirling her headphone wire, "Well, it's the Flea Waltz. It's the only song I've ever messed up in public."

"I got one!" Tsumugi called out, "Tsumugi, tell us all your ships! From FellowShipper!"

"Oh no." Kirumi started rubbing her forehead with her fingers.

"First of all, my otps!" Tsumugi started, "There's Saiouma, Teniko, Harumota, and Kiiruma! I don't really ship myself with anyone. If the otps somehow don't work in the future, then my next ships would be Amasai, Angiko, Oumota, and Irumatsu!"

"N-No. I could never be in a relationship with him." Kaito shook his head, "Besides I'm totally hetero!"

Maki broke down laughing, "You're just denying the gay, Kaito. You can't do that. You have to embrace the gay."

"Did she just laugh?" Ryoma asked. His question went unaswered.

"Ryoma got a question." Kiibo commented, "Would you bang me? Winky face, kissy face, eggplant, water droplets? From RyomaIsBae."

"No. I'm asexual." Ryoma answered. (Me: slowly inserts headcannon)

"What is asexual?" Gonta asked, tilting his head.

"I also wish to know!" Kiibo smiled.

"When you're asexual, you have no interest in sexual activites at all. You can still have romantic interests, but never sexual. To be specific, I'm biromantic," Ryoma explained.

"Oh! Gonta gets it now! Thank you for explaining to Gonta!"

"No prob."

"Kiibo got a question." Kaede spoke up, "Kiibo, can you eat? If yes, what was the first thing you ever ate? If no, what would be the first thing you would eat if you could?"

"Sadly, I can not eat just yet." Kiibo answered, "However, if I could, the first thing I would eat is ice cream!"

"Pure answer from a pure boy."

"Angie got a dare!" Tsumugi called out, "Angie, I dare you to paint something on anyone's door! From OurLoveIsAtua!"

"Ah, Heathers reference." Kokcihi noticed, like the Heathers fanboy he was.

"Alright!" Angie grabbed some painting supplies from the corner of her room and headed out.

After about 5 minutes, Ryoma turned around and left. Angie sat down in her chair giggling after returning.

Ryoma rushed back into the room, "Angie, oh my fucking god."

"What'd she do?" Rantaro asked.

"She drew a dick on my door." Ryoma responded, shaking his head.

"Oof."

"Shuichi, I got one for you!" Tsumugi called out, "Would you fuck Rantaro if it meant you could marry Kokichi? From AmasaiVsOumasai."

Shuichi blushed, "Why do I keep getting all the relationship drama?"

"Because the author likes pitting you in drama." Kokichi growled.

"What?"

"What?"

"You didn't answer the question!" Kaede teased.

"Um, well," Shuichi started, "Aren't we a bit young to get married?"

"Aw, my beloved Shuichi doesn't want to get married with me!" Kokichi started fake sobbing.

"No, it's not that!" Shuichi interrupted, "It's just, would you have sex with someone who's into you that you dont like for you to get married to the person you're in love with? It's kinda a hard question."

"Cmon, Shuichi. Don't you wanna be with me?" Rantaro asked, winking through the camera. Shuichi looked down, face red again.

"It's a yes or no question, Saihara," Tsumugi ushered.

"Then no." Shuichi looked up, lips pushed together firmly. Kokcihi and Rantaro looked at him in surprise.

"So you don't want to get married to me?" Kokichi asked, sadness actually tainting his tone.

"If I'm going to get married to someone, but have to immediately cheat on them before, I'm not going to do it. Especially not Kokichi. I love him too much," Shuichi answered, smiling.

"Awwww, that's adorable," Tsumugi cooed.

"Tenko, if you had to pick a guy to turn into a girl, who would it be?" Kirumi asked all of a sudden,

"Ummmmm, Kiibo!" Tenko answered, "Cause he technically doesn't have a gender!"

"That's robophobic of you to assume that I am more like a female even though I am not a male!" Kiibo pouted.

"Alright, one last question, then we'll end the stream." Kirumi commented, "The question is: 'Ryoma being biromantic ace (I'm LGBT+ too!) made me think of something. What is everyone's sexuality? From UN8746489.' (A/N:Because pride month, amiright?)

"You already know what I am," Ryoma answered first.

"Gonta thinks he might be ace too! Gonta also thinks he might be panromantic!" Gonta admitted.

"I'm the gayest gay to ever gay." Rantaro whispered seductively, for whatever reason.

"I'll fight you for that title," Kokichi growled, "Meet me in the fucking pit."

"I'm a lesbian! Cause females are better than the degenerates!" Tenko exclaimed.

"Same." Himiko yawned, raising a tired hand.

"I am pansexual!" Angie yelled, "Atua says I can love whoever I want!"

"Kekeke, I'm bisexual." Korekiyo giggled.

"I'm gay." Shuichi shrugged.

"Lesbian!" Kaede shouted out.

"I am a bisexual. However, I lean towards woman." Kirumi clasped her hands together.

"I am heterosexual!" Kaito shouted.

"Don't listen to him. We're both bisexual." Maki stated, with a tired stare.

"No, I'm not!"

"One time in your sleep, you were mumbling about how cute Saihara was."

"What?" Shuichi asked.

"So yeah, we are bisexual. Although, we both lean more towards girls." Maki finished.

"PANSEXUAL ALL THE FUCKING WAY!" Miu cackled, almost falling out of her chair.

"I can't have sex, so I identify as asexual. I am panromantic." Kiibo explained.

"NOT YET, AT LEAST!" Miu exclaimed.

"I am bisexual, although I lean more towards girls." Tsumugi smiled, twirling a strand of hair around her finger.

"It think that's it." Kaede stated.

"And that's the end of our stream! See you guys next video." Shuichi mentioned.

Everyone shouted, "Bye", at once. Shuichi then ended the stream.

Kaede leaned back and spun around in her chair, "That was one heck of a stream."

"Yeah," Kokichi agreed, "I got a new love rival, the word count went over three thousand-"

"What?"

"Nothing."

TADAAAA
OVER 3000 WORDS ARE YOU PROUD?
Also I was just gonna have it be the couples, but then I decided, "Hey! Let's get some unrequited crushes!"