Part 2 of SHUT UP HEATHER of my NDRV3 chatfic

Characters: Shuichi Saihara, Kokichi Ouma, Tsumugi Shirogane, Miu Iruma, Kiibo, Kirumi Tojo, and Angie Yonaga

Side pairings: Shuichi Saihara x Kokichi Ouma, Miu Iruma x Kiibo

Non-Despair AU

Basically Saiouma performing DGW and Kirumi, Tsumugi, Angie, Shuichi, and Kaede performimg Candy Store for Miu and Kiibo who don't know what Heathers the musical is

Headcannon that all the characters in this oneshot can sing.

@MunkiSmol was it good?
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Shuichi and Kokichi walked through the door to the dorms.

Tsumugi tackled the both of them to the ground, "I GOT YOUR COSTUMES READY. HURRY UP AND PUT THEM ON."

"Shirogane, get off." Shuichi groaned.

Tsumugi got off and dragged the two off to her lab.

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Miu and Kiibo were in Miu's lab.

"So Kiibo, ya want a dick or a gun?"

"What?!" Kiibo exclaimed.

Miu sighed, "Well, you don't have a dick. So if you're not getting one, might as well insert a defense mechanism."

"But why a gun?! Where, uh, it would be?" Kiibo asked, blushing.

"Aw, that's cute. You can't say dick." Miu replied, before laughing.

Tsumugi kicked down the door.

"GET YOUR ASSES TO THE GYM BEFORE I MAKE YOU!" She then proceeded to run away.

The pair looked at each other.

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"I can't believe those virgins dragged us away from my inventions just to show us some stupid songs." Miu muttered as she dragged Kiibo to the gym.

They sat down on a bench that the cast had put there.

"You can't use that insult on me and Shu." Kokichi told them as he popped up from behind the curtain.

He was wearing a black trenchcoat.

"Fuck off!"

"Miu, please."

"Nishishi," Kokichi giggled, "Enjoy the show!" He winked before disappearing behind the curtain again.

The curtain opened.

Shuichi was standing there wearing a blue blazer and skirt with blue stockings. He seemed okay with the skirt for whatever reason.

Kirumi, Tsumugi, and Angie stood there too. They wore the same outfit as Shuichi, but with different color schemes. He stood on the right side of the stage.

Kirumi's outfit was centered around red. Tsumugi's was green, and Angie's was yellow. Each had a scunchie matching their color in their hair. They stood on the left side.

"Are we gonna have a problem?" Kirumi stated, taking a step towards Shuichi. The other two followed. A music note played in the background.

"You got a bone to pick?" Kirumi took another step, Angie and Tsumugi mirroring her action.

"You've come so far. Why now are you pulling on my dick?" Kirumi made a pulling motion with her right hand.

"I'd normally slap your face off." Kirumi exclaimed, cheerfully. She tapped Shuichi's cheek.

"And everyone here could watch!" Kirumi pointed to Miu and Kiibo. The three girls ran back to their original position. Kirumi stood in front of the other two.

"But I'm feeling nice. Here's some advice. Listen up, biatch." Kirumi snapped her head towards Shuichi.

The three girls turned around, and started swaying their hips, slowly making their way towards Shuichi. When they reached him, they started singing again.

"I like!" Angie and Tsumugi sang in unison, putting their hands on their hips.

"Looking hot. Buying stuff they cannot." Kirumi sang, running a hand through her short hair.

"I like!" Tsumugi and Angie turned to their left and put their hands on their thighs.

"Drinking hard. Maxing dad's credit card!" Kirumi did the same move.

"I like!" The two girls turned one hundred eighty degrees and got on their knees.

"Skipping gym. Scaring her," Kirumi pointed at Miu, "Screwing him!" She pointed at Kiibo, swinging her hips forward. Angie and Tsumugi swung their body forward and back, getting up.

"I like!" Tsumugi and Angie turned to Shuichi.

"Killer clothes!" Kirumi also turned.

"Kicking nerds in the nose!" The three girls kicked their legs in front of Shuichi, an inch away from hitting him in the nose.

They started forming a circle around him, "If you lack the balls, you can go and play dolls. Let your mommy fix you a snack."

They all threw up their hands, "Woah!"

They walked back to their original position, "Or you could come smoke. Grab some rum and coke in my poshe (?) with the quarterback!"

The girls turned to Miu and Kiibo, swinging their arms, "Woah! Woah! Woah!"

They made a wide arch with their hands, "Honey, whatcha waiting for?"

They closed the arch and brought it back to their waist, " Welcome to my candy store!"

They made an L with their right hand and held it outwards, placing their left hand on their hip, "Time for you to prove you're not a loser,"

They lifted their hand above their head, and brought it down to their right hip," Anymore~!"

They made another arch," Then step into my candy store!"

They brought their hands above their heads and slowly lowered them, "Guys fall! At your feet! Pay the check! Help you cheat!"

They pointed at Shuichi, "All you! Have to do!"

Kirumi's voice rang out, "Say goodbye to Shamoo!"

"That freak's!" All 3 girls sang.

"Not your friend! I can tell in the end!" Angie sang.

"If she had your shot!" All 3 sang again. They started making a circle with one arm, "She would leave you to rot!"

"Course if you don't care, fine!" Tsumugi sang, "Go braid her hair. Maybe Sesame Street is on!"

"Woah!"

The three spun in a circle, each girl taking the spot of the one to her left, meaning Angie was now at the front.

"Or forget that creep!" Angie sang.

"And get in my jeep!" Tsumugi called out.

"Let's go tear up someone's lawn!" Kirumi sang.

"Woah!" Tsumugi took Angie's spot.

"Woah! Woah!" Kirumi returned to the front.

They did the same dance as before.

"Honey, whatcha waiting for? Welcome to my candy store! You just gotta prove you're not a pussy
anymore~! Then step into my candy store!"

"You can join the team," Kirumi sang, doing the arch thing again.

"Or you can bitch and moan!" The other two sang, rubbing their eyes.

"You can live the dream!" Kirumi made an arch above her head with her arms.

"Or you can die alone!" Angie and Tsumugi sang, leaning back with a hand over their heart.

"You can fly with eagles," Kirumi held out her arms like they were wings.

"Or if you prefer," The two girls also held out their arms.

"Keep on testing me!" Kirumi began tapping her foot.

"And end up like her!" The three girls sang in unison, pointing at Kaede who had just run out onto the stage, shaking a note at Shuichi.

"Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me!" Kaede shouted in joy.

Shuichi looked guilty of something, "Color me stoked."

"I'm so happy!" Kaede yelled, before running off stage.

"Woah!~"

Tsumugi ran towards Shuichi, "Honey whatcha waiting for-"

Kirumi walked up and pushed her to the ground, "Shut up, Heather!"

Angie ran behind Kirumi and started dancing. Tsumugi joined her once she got up.

Kirumi started singing, "Step into my candy store!".

Angie and Tsumugi started singing in the background, " You just gotta prove you're not a lameass, anymore!~"

"Then step into my candy store!"

"It's my candy store! It's my candy!" The girls repeated this lyrics three more times, strutting back to where they started the song.

"It's my candy store! It's my candy store!~" They finished.

Miu and Kiibo were sitting there in shock.

"Wow, Heather C is a mood." Miu called out.

Kokichi poked his head out, "We still gotta do Dead girl walking, my beloved!"

Shuichi's face turned bright red. "Oh god, why did I agree to that?" He whispered to himself.

Kokichi giggled his signature giggle.

The curtains closed.

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Miu and Kiibo waited for five minutes.

"What does dead girl walking even mean?" Miu asked.

Kiibo shrugged.

The curtains opened again.

There was a mattress in the left side of the stage where Kokichi was laying with a blanket.

Shuichi stood on the other end, wearing the same outfit that he did in Candy Store. His face was bright red.

"The demon queen of high school has decreed it." He started singing.

"She says Monday eight am, I will be deleted."

Shuichi ran his hands through his hair, "They'll hunt me down in study hall. Stuff and mount me on the wall."

He looked at his wrist, "Thirty hours to live, how shall I spend them?"

"I don't have to stay and die like cattle." Shuichi sang, tapping his toe.

"I could change my name and ride up to Seattle!" Shuichi shifted his hands so it looked like he was riding an invisible motorbike.

"But I don't own a motorbike." Shuichi sang, disappointed. He perked up." Wait."

"Here's an option that I like!" He put a finger to his chin, then cupped his own face, " Spend these thirty hours getting freaky! Yeah!"

Miu muttered, "I would do the same."

Kiibo felt his face heating up.

"I need it hard! I'm a dead girl walking!" Shuichi started walking towards the mattress, " I'm in your yard! I'm a dead girl walking!"

"Before they punch my clock, I'm snapping off your window lock! Got no time to knock!" Shuichi did a little twirl before landing to Kokichi's left side, "I'm a dead girl walking."

Kokichi sat up," Veronica? What are you doing in my room?"

Shuichi placed a finger on his mouth, "Shhhhh."

"Sorry, but I really had to wake you." Shuichi sang, apologetically, " See, I decided I must ride you til I break you."

Miu whistled, "Damn, Shuichi got more confident." Kiibo was quietly squeaking.

"Cause Heather says I got to go! You're my last meal on death row!" Shuichi pushed the blanket away and slipped under, away from view, but his voice was still heard loudly, "Shut your mouth and lose them tighty whiteys!"

Kokichi's face turned red and his mouth opened in what looked to be a quiet moan. Shuichi rose back up, wiping his mouth, "Cmon!"

He wrapped his arms around Kokichi's neck, laying on him, "Tonight I'm yours! I'm your dead girl walking!"

Shuichi pointed down, "Get on all fours!" He lifted his head to Kokichi, their lips only an inch apart, "Kiss this dead girl walking!"

Shuichi leaned back, "Let's call, you know the drill. I'm hot and pissed and on the pill!"

"Bow down to the will! I'm a dead girl walking!"

Shuichi blushed, "And you know, you know, you know~"

He cupped Kokichi's cheek, "It's cause your beautiful. You say you're numb inside, but I can't agree."

Shuichi waved his hands, "So the world's unfair. Keep it locked out there!"

He crawled onto Kokichi's lap and wrapped his arms around Kokichi's neck,"In here it's beautiful. Let's make this beautiful!~"

Kokichi grabbed Shuichi's hips, "That works for me."

While the music solo played in the background, Kokichi and Shuichi started peeling each other's clothes off.

Soon Kokichi wasn't wearing a shirt and Shuichi's shirt was opened, but not off.

They started rocking against each other.

Miu was starting to blush a bit, and Kiibo was squealing loudly.

"Yeah!~" Shuichi yelled, throwing his hands in the air.

"Full steam ahead! Take this dead girl walking!" Shuichi threw his head back, voice getting louder.

"How you find my address?" Kokichi asked, singing.

"Let's break the bed! Rock this dead girl walking!" Shuichi sang, closing his eyes.

"I think you tore my mattress!" Kokichi sang, looking down.

Shuichi grabbed his face with both hands and forced him to look at Shuichi.

"No sleep tonight. For you better chug that mountain dew."

"Okay, okay." Kokichi agreed.

"Get your ass in gear. Make this whole town disappear!" Shuichi leaned close.

"Okay, okay!"

"Slap me!" Shuichi placed Kokichi's hand on Shuichi's cheek.

"Pull my hair!" He placed Kokichi's other hand on the back of his head.

"Touch me!"

"There, there, there!" They both sang in unison.

"And no more talking!" Shuichi scooted closer to Kokichi's chest.

"Woah!~"

"Love this dead girl walking!" Shuichi sang, rocking his hips against Kokichi's again.

"Woah, woah. Yeah, yeah!"

"Love this dead girl walking!"

"Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait!"

"Love this dead girl!"

"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

"Ow!" Kokichi yelled out.

"Yeah!" Both sang.

The curtain closed.

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Miu was completely red and literal steam was erupting from Kiibo.

"Damn, guess they aren't virgins after all."

"Miu!"

Kiibo then proceeded to fall over and faint. Kirumi ran over and placed a hand on his forehead.

"He's overheated." She observed.

"Well, duh!" Miu shouted, "Kiibo's definitely a virgin. He basically just watched his first porno!"

"Except no parts were shown." Tsumugi pointed out.

"Same thing!"

"No it's not!"

Maki had been recording with her phone from the doorway the entire time.

"Did you guys even practice this?" She asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Definitely not."

Kokichi and Shuichi watched them from behind the curtain.

Shuichi was still sitting on Kokichi.

"Hey kichi, let's go cha-" Shuichi got cut off by Kokichi flipping him so their positions were switched.

"Kokichi?" Shuichi looked up. Kokichi was smiling at him, looking up and down his body. Shuichi hadn't realized it while singing, but now the fact that he was basically shirtless in front of Kokichi while performing in front of a crowd. His face heated up.

"Hey, maybe we should do this again. Without the singing. In my room." Kokichi suggested, leaning closer, "and without the clothes."

"Wha-"

"I'm talking about sex Shu."

Shuichi turned red, but offered no objections

"I'm taking that as a yes!" Kokichi exclaimed, picking up Shuichi, "You need to eat more."

"You say that but do absolutely nothing to make me." Shuichi retorted, rolling his eyes.

"Shut up."

"Make me." Shuichi snapped.

"Okay." Kokichi replied.

Shuichi just now realized what situation he put himself in.

Let's just say, no one in the dorms got sleep that night.

My longest story and it's about Heathers and Danganronpa. I couldn't be happier.

Some of the dance moves I took from the actual musical.but there were some I made up myself. :D