Characters: Teruteru Hanamura, Tenko Chabashira, and Himiko Yumeno
Side Ship: Tenko Chabashira x Himiko Yumeno
Non-Despair AU
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Tenko was sitting at a lunch table with Himiko during lunch when an upperclassman from the 77th class approached her.

"Hello~" He said, wiggling his eyebrows in a way that appeared to be seductive, but really it just looked stupid.

Tenko huffed, "What do you want, degenerate?". Himiko yawned and leaned against Tenko's side, trying to get more sleep.

If she remembered correctly, this degenerate is the SHSL Chef, Teruteru Hanamura. "I just so happened to acidentally get food poisoning?" He said, "Maybe you could help suck it out?"

"Nyeh?"

"JUST WHAT I EXPECTED FROM A DEGENERATE MALE!"

"Come on." Teruteru spoke. "Who wouldn't want a piece of this?" He said, gesturing to his lower area.

Tenko stood up,picked Teruteru up, and threw him into a wall.

"A LESBIAN!" Tenko shouted, "WHICH IS WHAT HIMIKO AND I ARE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"

Tenko heard Himiko whisper, "Holy shit, I'm so gay." underneath her breath. Tenko soon realized the cafeteria had gone silent, and everyone was watching.

Surprisingly, the first person to speak was someone from Teruteru's class. " YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED, YOU LITTLE PERVERT!"

Everyone else started cheering for Tenko. Tenko smiled and sat back down next to Himiko and whispered, "I'd be worried if you weren't gay. We've been dating for a month now."

Himiko smiled, and snuggled into Tenko.