Tsurugi: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Viola: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Tsurugi: Absolutely not.

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Tsurugi: What is this?

Viola hugging Tsurugi: Affection

Tsurugi: I hate it

Tsurugi:

Tsurugi: Give me more

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Viola, whispering to Kizuna, who's on the phone with Ayame: Ask them something!

Kizuna: How are you feeling?

Ayame: Fine.

Viola: Something personal!

Kizuna: At what age did you first get your period?

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Tsurugi: Shit.

Rei: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Viola: OH MY GOD TERUYA FELL OFF!!!

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Viola: *Screams*

Tsurugi: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Rei: Should we do something?

Teruya: No, I want to see who wins.

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Viola: I just ended a four year relationship.

Kanata: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

Viola: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.

*Kakeru and Kinji fighting from across the room*

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Viola: Listen, I can explain...

Kanata: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?

Kakeru: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!

Kinji: You guys are getting paid?

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Akane: Utsuro isn't answering his phone

Viola: I'll call

Akane: I have tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Utsuro: Hello?

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Viola, tending to Mitch's wounds after a heated soccer game: How would you rate your pain?

Mitch: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.