Junko: I asked my assistant the other day...

Junko: 'Mukuro!'

Junko: 'Arrange for me to host a picnic for our top performing branch this week!'

Junko: I got these assholes!
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Nagito: *walks in*

Junko: Oh!

Junko: And look who decided to join us after his blowjob break!
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*phone rings*

Juzo: Hello?

Junko: Is your refrigerator running?

Juzo: Yes, of course...

Juzo: Why?

Junko: YOU'RE GAY!
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Leon: So when can I get a promotion?

Junko: The only person I'd be willing to have sex with is literally anyone else!
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Sonia: I decided to run for best human Barbie this year.. (idk why leave me alone)

Junko: Yeah.

Junko: Because nobody over the age of nine thinks your life is valuable...
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Junko: I wonder if Naegi is the most popular homeschooled boy in his school?

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Mukuro: Tbh Junko you're a bitch lmao. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Junko: You store memories of a failure like a camel stores water!
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