Nagito's automail mechanic: hey Nagito, could you come to my dorm I need to see your hand for a second.

Did someone say hope?!: umm okay I guess, got nothing better to do.
*Did someone say hope?! Has left the chat*

An octagon has 8 sides: Are you sure you only want to see his arm Souda?

Nagito's automail mechanic: well yeah... who are you? Hajime or Izuru?

An octagon has 8 sides: obviously Izuru. You know, the better twin.

How many sides does an octagon have?!?!: oh WOOOOOOW!!!!

Author's baby: I mean... he's not wrong

How many sides does an octagon have?!?!: CHIAKI I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS?!?!

Author's baby: lol really?

How many sides does an octagon have?!?!:

Author's baby: whatever I'm gonna go play smash with the Author.

*author's baby has left the chat*

Liar🚹: ooh that's a low blow right there.

Bakugo kinnie: go away Ouma no one wants you here.

Liar🚹: well if it isn't the baby face bitch who sounds exactly like me.

John Watson: Alright you two, don't start.

Liar🚹: of course my beloved.

Bakugo kinnie: who the fuck said you could tell me what to do?!

Basically Erza: Young Master please refrain from harming anybody.

Basically Erza: *Fuyuhiko

Bakugo Kinnie: ...

VORE ME!!!: oooh Didn't know Boss Baby could be so KINKY!!!

Bakugo kinnie: fuck off whore!!!

...

Please don't tell me that loud ass moan was from her.

Mozart's sugar baby: yeah it was.

Not a fuckboy: she really needs to chill, I don't think I could live in the same building as her if this keeps up.

An octagon has 8 sides: Im gonna go see Nagito.

How many sides does an octagon have?!?!: no, Im gonna go see him first.

An octagon has 8 sides:

Too late.

*how many sides does an octagon have?!?! Has left the chat*

Sherlock Holmes: who did I just hear running through the hall like their life depended on it?

An octagon has 8 sides: most likely a pissed off jealous Hajime.

Sherlock Holmes: understandable have a nice day.

Bundle of Hope: hey! Me and Togami are going to the store you guys want anything?

Liar🚹: GRAPE PANTA!!!

John Watson: a will to live

How many sides does an octagon have?!?!: Nagito

An octagon has 8 sides: Nagito

Author's Baby: some ranch Doritos please!

Mikan's Queen: can you get me one of those glass bottles of Starbucks ice coffee? The vanilla one.

Junko's Queen: you're going to the store next to the pharmacy right? If it's not too much trouble could you stop there and get some wrapping bandages? I'm running low...

Mikan's Queen: aww isn't my little Mikan so adorable and caring?!?!

Junko's Queen:

Did someone say hope?!?!: help me.

Sebastian could never: do you require assistance Komaeda?

Did someone say hope?!: yes, I'm being fought over by Hajime and Izuru.

Levi Ackerman: again?

Did someone say hope?!: again.

Liar🚺: which one do you prefer Nagito?

Did someone say hope?!?!: that's the problem...

....

I want them both...

Mikan's Queen: Whore.

VORE ME!!!: no that's me.

Mikan's Queen: you right.

Cinnamon roll: why don't you date both? Like me, Ishimaru and Mondo?

Did someone say hope?!?: not that simple, you three love each other equally. Izuru and Hajime are siblings.

Not a fuckboy: why do you love those two?

Did someone say hope?!?!: well Izuru is sweet and kind under that pokerface of his and he always helps me when I'm in need. He teaches me how to do a lot of things.

Hajime is dumb as all hell but he never fails to make me laugh and he always makes sure I'm okay and always ask if I'm eating well and keeping myself healthy.

IUUGH I CANT PICK!!!

Liar🚹: oof

Mikan's Queen: Imma be honest with you Nana. If you get with both we will support you. Can't say the same for the rest of the school, but they're all scared of Izuru, Mukuro and I so I doubt they'd try anything.

Did someone say hope?!?: thanks Junjun....

..

OH SHIT!! ABORT MISSION I DIDNT KNOW THEY STOPPED FIGHTING AND WERE READIN OVER MY SHOULDER!!!!

Junko's Queen: what's happening now?

Did someone say hope?!?!: they're just staring at each other.. as if they're talking with their eyes...

Liar🚹: probably some weird twin thing...

Bitch better have my money: okay we're back come get your things.

John Watson: even my will to live?

Bundle of hope: yep!

Sherlock Holmes: how the fuck..?

John Watson:

.... OMG THEY REALLY DID GET ME A WILL TO LIVE!!!

Sherlock Holmes: What?

John Watson: HE GOT ME A KOKICHI PILLOW!!!

Liar🚹: ....

Liar🚺: Kokichi is blushing really hard right now. Just thought you should know.

Liar🚹: CELESTE!!!

Bundle of Hope: I got this for Izuru

Bundle of Hope: and this for Hajime

Did someone say hope?!?!: the two looked at my phone then raced out of my room.

Dr. Eggman but not really: yes and Izuru is winning.

Sherlock Holmes: not surprised.