Well, looks like I'm the protagonist so that means I happen to be the luckiest motherfucker on Earth. I'd go on about how normal I am and how I am average at everything but I can tell that you would just skip the entire thing because the entire monologue would consist of:

Oh hey I'm normal. I look normal. I act normal. I am the human embodiment of everything normal. Because I'm an anime protagonist. Which is about as generic as they come, like, holy shit.

There is one thing that sets me apart from the rest of the world though. That thing is the fact that I am the only person in the world WITH A LITTLE BIT OF GOD DAMN LOGIC but I suppose this is a Japanese videogame and anime, so what was I expecting?

Seriously, common sense is so rare that it might as well be that shiny Mewtwo that you spent ten months trying to get before giving up altogether.

Don't deny it. You've been Shiny Hunting. And you felt like a fucking god for catching a shiny Caterpie.

So yeah, fuck that, but the only thing really worth mentioning is that because I'm one lucky bitch, I won the lottery. Except it's not the awesome kind that results in you making it rain fifty dollar notes for five hours straight. It's a lottery for an education. So, in that case, I'm the unluckiest motherfucker on Earth. That school I'm going to is Hope's Peak High School, the school with the weirdest name in the world. Hope's Peak? What? It's a school. There's nothing hopeful about it.

Anyway, I was chosen to join this school in a lottery. I don't know why, though, because everyone there is an Ultimate. And that means they do shit good. And I'm going in as the Ultimate Lucky Student. WHAT THE FUCK?! First, why would a normal guy be accepted in when the point of Hope's Peak is to improve talents? Also, Lucky Student? I was lucky ONCE! I mean, at least test my luck a few more times first.

Well still, better than regular school. I guess.

Anyway, I was standing outside of the gates, standing still for an exceptionally long time as I resisted to monologue to nobody. So I entered the school and...

There was absolutely nothing to be scared of whatsoever.

Then I started tripping out like crazy, which started to convince me that my sister doped my coffee. Things were swirling around and I felt dizzy and tired and I knew immediately that shit was about to get fucked up.

And guess what? Using the power of logic... I WAS RIGHT.