S!Dandy x FA!Astro ( streamer dandy and fan Astro )

Au where Dandy's a streamer and Astro is his number one fan

I understand it now... 🤓

I need to get on my writing grind bro 😕

Enjoy because this one is gonna be long. ( Unless I give up mid way through and give it a dry ass ending 💁🏽‍♀️ )

I. Have. Been. Working. On. This. For. Two. Days. Already. And it's nowhere done. Kill me. ( I'm procrastinating 😘 )

I HATE THIS. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE YOU, BARKLIKEYOUWANTITBBG.

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"HE WAS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE?!?"

"Just admit that you need to take your meds."

"SHUT UP, I SHOULD'VE GOT A HEAD SHOT AHRHG–"

"Skill issue!~"

Dandy's voice rang throughout the lobby, annoying Shrimpo even more. "EW. I HATE YOUR MIC. WHY IS IT SO LOUD?!" Shrimpo yelled into the mic, making Dandy remove his headphones from his head.

"Calm it down big-boy, it was never that serious! And plus, you're upsetting my chat with your squeaky voice" Dandy mumbled in a nerd voice.

"I DON'T CAREEEUHH! I HOPE ALL ONE MILLION OF THEM EAT MY AS–"

Astro quickly closed his computer as Vee kicked down his door, "hey, hey, hey! Its me! Your favorite person!" Vee trotted over to Astro and struck a pose, adjusting her bowtie and grinning.

"How did you get into my room. I locked the door." Astro questioned her with a dead pan expression, she ignored his question and started going through his stuff.

"Okay.. what do you want." Astro sighed as he said this, making Vee grin and jump on the end of his bed.

"Me, you, Sprout, and .. Shelly. Is that her name? Whatever. We're going out for a bit! You need to get out of this room and into the real world!" Vee exclaimed, standing up and spinning around a tad.

"Fine. But stop breaking into my room." Astro groaned as he stood up, letting his arms out for Vee's view. "Goodie! Are you going to wear your blanket or are you going on without it?"

Vee lightly questioned as she admired his arms, the small dark blue stars covering them fully.

"Ah it's such a shame you hide them, the world deserves to see their beauty." Vee reached for one of his arms but sighed as he pulled away.

"You know how I feel about them, I'll show them when I'm ready." Astro muttered as he covered himself with his blanket, adjusting his hat as he walked towards his door.

"Whatever you say, moon." Vee quickly said as she walked out of the room, patting Astro's shoulder as she passed him.

Astro shook his head and followed, closing his door with a small sigh as he prepared himself for this interaction he so 'desperately needed'.
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"So glad you were able to join us, Astro!" Shelly happily exclaimed, lightly patting Astro's back with a reassuring smile.

"Yeah, it's rare to see you outside of your room.." Sprout popped up, standing next to Shelly with a teasing grin on his face.

"Don't make me regret it.." Astro whispered under his breath; thankfully no one heard him and they continued on. "So, where are we going exactly?" Sprout questioned as he fixed his scarf, Vee rolled her eyes and sighed.

"Did you even listen to me? I already told you, we're going to the movie theater! Duh!" Vee finished off her taunting words with a small jazz hands, rolling her eyes as she continued to walk.

"No need for an attitude." Sprout mumbled as he crossed his arms, now looking off to the side with his eyebrows furrowed.

"Okay! Let's just get to the theater? Besides, I can't wait to see the movie we're watching!" Shelly happily clapped her hands together, successfully solving the situation before it got out of hand.

"Wait– what movie are we watching?" Astro suddenly piped up, he didn't even know where they were going until that tiny conversation happened.

"Oh! We're watching Jaws! Suggested by me! Obviously~" Vee grinned as she said this, making Sprout roll his eyes.

"Why.. why are we watching Jaws." Astro said as he crossed his arms under his blanket, now tapping his fingers across his arms.

"Why not? Besides, there's nothing wrong with a cringy horror film!" Vee clasped her hands together, happily leading the others towards the theater.

"Okay. Whatever you say." Astro huffed, wanting to get back to watching his favorite streamer. Vee turned around and started walking faster, making Sprout groan as he chased after her.

"Sorry for uh.. dragging you out here.." Shelly whispered to herself and Astro, seemingly embarrassed for some reason.

"Mm it's not your fault.." Astro smiled at her; wanting to comfort her in a way. ".. I've been watching that streamer you recommended to me! Him and his other buddies are a bit loud but I can understand why you enjoy his content!" Shelly blurted out, smiling greatly as Astro's plain expression changed.

"Really?! I'm so glad someone I know watches him. Maybe we can watch some of his streams together!" Astro exclaimed; his once cold exterior gone as he looked like the sun itself.

"I'd love that! You think Sprout and Vee would join us?' they both started to speed up, wanting to get to the theater before Vee lost her temper.

"Mm maybe. Most likely not." Astro started to speed walk, wanting to get this over with; Shelly panicked and started running after him, not wanting to be the last one there.
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"That movie sucked." Vee crossed her arms as she complained, making Sprout look at her like she was an idiot.

"But you picked it.?" Vee slowly turned towards Sprout and furrowed her eyebrows at him, "Shut it, berry-boy."

"Whatever, I'm going home. Bye." Sprout left without another word, getting tired of listening to Vee.

"I'm going to go as well, I have this huge–" "Just go." Vee interrupted Shelly, making her frown as she also walked away.

"Okay! Where were we?–" Vee turned around to talk to Astro but he was nowhere to be seen, "Astro? Did he seriously ditch me?" Vee groaned, why does he always do this?
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Astro hopped out of the shower, drying himself off before putting on his oversized T-shirt and boxers on; he decided to wear his hat because he looked bald without it.

He headed towards his monitor, turning it on so he could play dead by deadlight. As it loaded, he decided to scroll through his phone, cringing as he scrolled past a brainrot short.

He grinned as it finally loaded, deciding to play a public server because it had been awhile. He phone dinged – he checked it to reveal that Dandy was streaming again, he quickly clicked on the link and propped his phone up.

"Hello everyone! My bad for the short stream earlier, my Internet cut out–" Dandy started to explain but was interrupted by Shrimpo's fit of laughter.

"Imagine, never could be me! My Internet actually works!" Dandy was silent before flicking Shrimpo off and continuing, "Anyways.. Shrimp-pp, tell them what we're doing today!" Shrimpo immediately stopped laughing and glared at Dandy, the silence was loud.

"Say it boy." Dandy said in a deku voice, making Shrimpo crack a smile; "back to the point.., we got a list of 'horror games' that we'll be playing tonight, I'm obviously not going to scream unlike Dandy." Shrimpo made air quotes at the horror games part, he was confident that he wouldn't be scared because he's too good for that peasant behavior.

"Shrimpo. Don't forget that I have your address." Shrimpo quickly muted his mic and started signaling that he was done talking, suddenly his expression changed and he unmuted. "Hey! I have your address too! If I'm going down, you're going down." It was Dandy's turn to be silent as he nodded his head in acknowledgement.

"Oh.. er. We didn't plan for this, turns out all of the games we had planned are single player." Dandy muttered into the mic while his face flushed with embarrassment.

".. LETS PLAY FORTN–" "NO. WE'RE NOT DOING THAT. ESPECIALLY AFTER LAST TIME." Dandy screamed at Shrimpo, his controller shaking in his hands; "Well it's not my fault that you suck at it, skill issue!! Anyways we're playing fortnight!" Shrimpo slightly shouted back, making Dandy groan as he switched to Fortnite.

Astro giggled but quickly gasped as his game crashed, he groaned and quickly got off of it; his PC was trash – and the countless hours of playing Minecraft at night  definitely didn't help.

He could play Fortnite, hell, maybe he'd get into a lobby with Dandy somehow. Call him crazy – but he wanted to try! He knew his chances were in the negatives but he had it wouldn't hurt to attempt.

He quickly logged in, he only downloaded it after one of his friends; Gigi, begged to play with him. He hadn't touched the game since, but he was surprisingly really good at the game even though he barely played; Astro watched as Dandy and Shrimpo joined eachother, Shrimpo screaming slurs at Dandy after he called him a piss boy virgin.

Astro got his mic set, testing to see if it'd work. Time to see if he could really get in a lobby with Dandy!

"Ayo gay flowey, wanna play squads?~" Shrimpo grinned into the mic, making Dandy roll his eyes. "You want me to die embarrassingly in front of hardcore sweats on this game, don't you?" Dandy nonchalantly said, making Shrimpo giggle.

"Fine, but I'm praying on your downfall the whole time we play." Both of them pressing ready up; Astro worked fast and did it shortly after – crossing his fingers that he would get into a round with them somehow.

"Watch us get cooked.." Dandy muttered under his breath as he rubbed his face.
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At least 20 rounds had passed, Shrimpo and Dandy getting into a fight with their team for 16 of them. Astro still hadn't given up, eventually it had to work right?

Astro was definitely not religious, but he found himself on his knees pleading towards the sky. "To whatever being that's up there.. give me this chance. I know I look like a loser and I look desperate... Probably because I am.. but ..PLEASSEEe." Astro dusted himself off and went back to watching Dandy's stream, giggling as Dandy screamed at Shrimpo for singing brainrot songs.

"Okay, okay. We'll play four more rounds before moving on to creative. Besides, arguing with people over Fortnite is funny!" Shrimpo said as he clicked the 'Ready up' button; Dandy sighing as he did it as well; Astro quickly did the same and prayed mentally.

Oh.

Oh!

Astro fell back in his chair and quickly stood up, he had actually done it. He was in a round with Dandy and Shrimpo. Well he didn't care for Shrimpo but still!

"Erm!! You have the mic icon, turn your mic on sir!!" Dandy screamed into the mic as he hit Astro's character, Astro quickly pulled his chair up and sat on it, gulping before turning his mic on.

"Hello..?" The silence was loud, Astro watched as Dandy and Shrimpo muted themselves on the game, he quickly paid attention to stream; wanting to know what was going on.

"Dawg... Did you hear his voice?" Dandy whisper yelled to Shrimpo – who only rolled his eyes in the process. "Dude. There's no way you're simping over a VOICE. And WHY are you whispering?!" Shrimpo glared at Dandy – Dandy didn't say anything as he turned on his mic in the game.

"Uh.. can.. can you speak again for me sir..?" Dandy muttered, his face slightly blushing as his entire chat was flamming him.

Astro gulped, this was his chance! It began to overthink it before shaking his head, don't ruin it Astro.

"..Hello.?" Astro muttered as the game finally started, he soon realized they had another teammate but they quickly left the game. Guess they were a trio now.

Shrimpo unmuted himself and slammed his hands on the table. "OKAY. CAN WE JUST PLAY? DAMN." Dandy was knocked out of whatever trance he was in and rolled his eyes; quietly sending Astro a friend request.

Astro quickly accepted it and started blushing, deciding to read the chat to see their reaction.
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Lolzkitty: ???

Cookiemonzter54: oh, explains the petals

Qwenoho: H-HES GAYYYYYYY!2!2!2!2?!2+$+$!#+#(#(#(#(2+3+#+(##++#+#+$+$+

Trasheater: why. Why NOT MEEEE

Popt4art24: heh.. I knew it 🤪

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Astro decided to stop reading the chat; before he could react – he was killed, making Shrimpo groan.

"It's always the gay ones that die first.." Shrimpo groaned as he headed towards Astro's reboot card, quickly running away after being shot at.

Dandy was in his own little world – half away across the map from them as he cut down trees minding his own business while humming a small tune.

"Uh for your information, I5atcHil1dren, I am not gay!! *Snort* get yer facts right!!!!" Dandy held up his pointer finger in the air as he read chat, giggling after people told him to shut up.

"Aren't you pansexual though? You pan humper!!" Shrimpo screamed into his mic, making Astro wince a bit.

"And don't you hump guys? Don't talk to me you gay-wad!" Dandy screamed back, screaming again as he was shot at and eventually thrown off a cliff.

"WHERE DID HE COME FROM? HELLO?" Dandy clenched onto his controller, threatening to throw it before realizing how expensive it was – he stopped and controlled himself.

"Haha, and I'm not getting your reboot card either." Shrimpo said as he searched a chest, frowning when he got useless items.

"Boo, you whore. Also, why haven't you revived the other guy yet?" Dandy noticed that Shrimpo hadn't used Astro's reboot card.

"Because, I don't wanna" Dandy angrily frowned at this before calmly smiling, "Okay, I'm like.. totally getting tired.. I'm like.. like.. gonna go.." Dandy said in a girl-ish voice, not giving anyone time to respond as he went back into the lobby – kicking Shrimpo out and sending Astro a party invite.

He quickly turned off his stream, leaving Astro with a choice.

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I hate this, I quit

I give up

I'm not finishing this

Sobs

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